Chelsea's over-rated housewife, Frank Lampard, has today poured his heart out to local reporters about Manchester United's advantage over his club.
Teddy Sheringham has admitted to the press that he is unsure whether he will ever play for his football club, West Ham United, ever again.
Sheringham, 74, has not played since January, and was publicly heard saying 'I may by using a walking frame,...
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