Sir Alan Sugar has fired himself as pilot of his plane after disappointing himself with a disappointing landing. Blaming wet weather, the bearded star of The Apprentice told how he overshot the runway at the City Airport Manchester.
Despite predictions of a hot summer for the UK, water companies and weather forecasters have said droughts are unlikely, though they haven't ruled out having to reuse 'bathroom waters'.
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has defended the capture of the Oxford Boat during the annual race with Cambridge stating the boat was "clearly within Iranian waters".
Prince William's girlfriend Kate Middleton has settled a complaint against the Daily Mirror newspaper, over an incorrect prediction in their horoscope section.
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