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Department of Health closes Major League Baseball Stadium Dugouts

Funny story: Department of Health closes Major League Baseball Stadium Dugouts

Outbreaks of bacterial and viral diseases have spurred the U.S. Public Health Service officials to close the dugouts in all Major League Baseball stadiums. Technician's retrieved samples of saliva- laden drinking cups, chewing gum and tobacco that w...

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FDA Bans Placebos

Funny story: FDA Bans Placebos

In order to placate the American public's fear that medical aid is not high on his agenda, President George W. Bush has issued the following statement.

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Pygmy Tribe Sues the NBA

Speaking from inside the Yaoundé Intel Basketball Arena in the capitol city of Cameroon, a spokesman for the Baka pygmy tribe addressed a gathering of American sports writers. The following is the verbatim transcript taken at that meeting.

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President Bush's dentist moves to new location

Funny story: President Bush's dentist moves to new location

As is well known, the current administration has been seeking a definitive solution for our high price of crude oil. In a unique move to expedite a plan to increase the supply of oil for the United States, President Bush has asked American citizenry...

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Rural U.S. Takes Worst Hit as Gas Tops $4 Average

Gas prices are starting to hit rural America the hardest, but the pain is not being felt uniformly. Across broad swaths of the South, Southwest and the upper Great Plains, the combination of low incomes, high gas prices and heavy dependence on pickup...

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The Iraq War - See the Movie


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