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Funny story: Belkin Wireless Ouija Board Brings Spiritualism into 21st Centuary

Belkin Wireless Ouija Board Brings Spiritualism into 21st Centuary

As the information technology craze continues to gather momentum, hardware providers Belkin have launched a wireless Ouija board that connects to your PC.

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Funny story: Unlucky Gambler Loses House Playing Monoploy As Dice Refuse To Roll

Unlucky Gambler Loses House Playing Monoploy As Dice Refuse To Roll

Fifty- seven year old Malcolm Griffin from Wakefield in Yorkshire has, today, been dubbed, by gamblers across the nation: 'the most unlucky punter to have placed a wager since Nick Leeson'.

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Funny story: 'Humdrum Idol' Coming To Your Screens

'Humdrum Idol' Coming To Your Screens

Television bosses, hell- bent on ensuring that every single show on the box has a 'reality' theme, have revealed plans to broadcast a program that gives the common man a chance to have his voice heard. Based on the X- Fac...

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Funny story: George Michael In London Marathon Wanking Shame

George Michael In London Marathon Wanking Shame

Troubled pop star George Michael, now sixty- four years of age, has found himself in the spotlight, again, for reasons of questionable conduct. The star, of Wham fame, was caught, once again, in a 'compromising situation' in...

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Funny story: Bush: "There's gonna be changes around here"

Bush: "There's gonna be changes around here"

George W bush, president of the United States of America, has stated to a startled Congress, this morning, that he is set to implement a series of radical reforms.

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Funny story: Greeks Caught Using Cocaine in Kebabs

Greeks Caught Using Cocaine in Kebabs

For the first time ever the phenomenon surrounding boozy, late night kebab buying can be revealed. Scientists at the UK Centre for Nutrition have discovered that Greek takeaway food merchants have been, for some time, adding trace am...

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Funny story: 'Roast a British Chicken Weekend' 3rd and 4th March 2007

'Roast a British Chicken Weekend' 3rd and 4th March 2007

British fowl farmers are, as you might imagine, feeling a little edgy with recent news of the H5N1 virus (bird flu) being found at a Bernard Matthew's processing plant in Holton, near Halesworth. To counter their fears, the farmers have come up w...

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Funny story: Statue of Liberty To Be Given Face Lift Says Bush

Statue of Liberty To Be Given Face Lift Says Bush

President George W Bush has, sensationally, revealed today that New York Harbour's Statue of Liberty is to be overhauled in a radical foreign relations endeavour.

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Funny story: Concrete Post Henge is Oldest Structure In England

Concrete Post Henge is Oldest Structure In England

English Heritage, working in conjunction with The National Trust, are fighting 'tooth and nail' to preserve the newly discovered ancient Henge found in Wiltshire, England.

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Funny story: Disposable Razors - Who Needs More Than One Blade?

Disposable Razors - Who Needs More Than One Blade?

The evolution of gents razor blades, over the last fifty years, has seen many developments usually taking the form of an ever- increasing number of blades on standard disposable razors. That was true until, newly formed company, Uniblade

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Funny story: Female Feline Gives Herself Up as Avian Flu Reality

Female Feline Gives Herself Up as Avian Flu Reality

Scientists scratch their heads in wonderment at the discovery that 'Tibbs' a female domestic cat located in the town of Ipswich, Suffolk, is the source of the menace behind the area's bird fatalities.

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Funny story: It's Official: Babies Are Inefficient

It's Official: Babies Are Inefficient

Researchers at The British Institute of Competence in Cambridge, today, revealed that Babies are the least effective members of U.K. society.

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Funny story: 9/11 Mystery Pentagon Plane Found

9/11 Mystery Pentagon Plane Found

The US, today, breathed a sigh of relief when Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld addressed the nation with the conclusive evidence, collated by the White House Enquiry, on the identity of the aircraft that struck The Pentagon on September 11th...

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Funny story: Branson Furious at Bumbled Investment

Branson Furious at Bumbled Investment

Sir Richard Branson has said this morning that, for the first time in his long and distinguished career, he has been outdone by an inept inventor.

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Funny story: Edge of the World is Near Hull Claims Yorkshire Woman

Edge of the World is Near Hull Claims Yorkshire Woman

An extremely distressed Karen Grimley (45) telephoned The Spoof this morning reporting that she had "seen into oblivion."...

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Funny story: Conservatives Promise Truancy Executions in Pre-Election Manifesto

Conservatives Promise Truancy Executions in Pre-Election Manifesto

"People in this country are crying out for a Conservative Party that is decent, reasonable, sensible, common sense and in it for the long term of this country and that is the party we are going to build."...

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Funny story: EU 'Food Mountain' Given Country Status

EU 'Food Mountain' Given Country Status

Tony Blair hints that he may be considered for the premiership of a new country following his departure from Downing Street.

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