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Strictly Come Dancing exclusive

Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing exclusive

Vincent Simone the 30 year old ladies man from the BBC production of Strictly Come Dancing prime time Saturday evenings spectacular dramatically let down his dancing partner Natalie Cassidy Simone's inability to ROLIE-POLIE made Cassidy laugh ti...

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British Government to rename the Taliban

Funny story: British Government to rename the Taliban

Gordon Brown's government have decided to rename the terrorist group "Taliban" to the friendlier sounding "Moderate Taliban". This is a major step forward in the government's policy of downgrading difficult situations with a more user friendly wo...

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It's Official - Gordon Brown's a Tosser

Funny story: It's Official - Gordon Brown's a Tosser

After much speculation and rumour it can now be publicly announced that the British Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a Tosser. A secret ballot held over the last month found 89% of MPs voted him a "Tosser" while 4% voted "A complete Tosser" the rem...

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Michael Jackson The KING

Funny story: Michael Jackson The KING

Astonishing new evidence regarding Michael Jackson's death and connections to the British Royal Family has only now come to light. It has long been thought that his appearance resembled that of Queen Elisabeth and he clearly had the distinctive p...

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C. J. de Mooi Exclusive

Funny story: C. J. de Mooi Exclusive

C. J. de Mooi of the infamouse BBC Eggheads "I know more then you" telivision game show programe has been found to have connections to the I.D.E.A. (I don't eat anything) underground movment. Mooi is well known for being the egghead who pu...

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Houses of Parliament Blacked Out

Funny story: Houses of Parliament Blacked Out

The Prime Minister Gordon Brown was caught in an uncompromising position today after a power cut left the houses of Parliament in darkness. Gordon Brown had just left for a "comfort break" when the lights went out. A spokesman said "Gordon is...

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John Sergeant replaced by Jonathan Ross

Funny story: John Sergeant replaced by Jonathan Ross

Jonathan Ross, the disgraced lurid phone call fanatic has stepped in to save the BBC from a looming "Bloody Battle" between the judges and the British public on the now infamous Strictly Come Dancing TV programme. Said a distraught Ross "I feel i...

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Lewis Hamilton comes good

Funny story: Lewis Hamilton comes good

Lewis Hamilton has become the youngest world champion marbles player in history after a nail-biting end of season game with Brazilian Felipe Massa. Massa managed to win the game but lost the overall championship title. The gathered crowd, num...

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Francisco Goya's head found in string of onions

Goya who died on April 16, 1828 in Bordeaux France aged 83 was possibly one of the greatest painters the world has seen. When his remains were exhumed for return to Madrid 60 years later, his head was missing.

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Bush Informed Of Tibet Crisis

Funny story: Bush Informed Of Tibet Crisis

Following a slight earth tremor in the Himalayas ( May 2007 ) Mount Everest, the tallest mountain in the world dropped 16 centimetres in height.

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Beatles Cavern Club Just A Toilet

Funny story: Beatles Cavern Club Just A Toilet

A leading British archaeologist said that the grotto whose discovery was announced this week in Liverpool was not the sacred cave linked to the legendary founding of the Mersey Sound spearheaded by the Beatles.

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The Long Man Of Wilmington

Funny story: The Long Man Of Wilmington

British televisions new girlie twosome Trinny and Susannah's recent defacing of Wilmington's ancient chalk carving of a man on the side of the South Downs in Sussex may well be their downfall.

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Railway stolen to order

Funny story: Railway stolen to order

A 105-year-old cliff-side funicular railway in Hastings East Sussex England has been stolen by thieves in what has been labelled the "steal of the century".

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Tiny Penis Exclusive

Funny story: Tiny Penis Exclusive

Mick Jagger is reported to be "dumbfounded" that the size of his penis should be a talking point by his former US girlfriend Janice Dickinson.

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Earthquake shakes the Kent coast

Funny story: Earthquake shakes the Kent coast

Following the devastating earthquake in the English Channel the expected tsunami wasn't as bad as first expected.

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Scientists find Farting Gene

Funny story: Scientists find Farting Gene

Scientists have discovered a rogue gene which makes people fart in public.

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UFO lands in America

Funny story: UFO lands in America

The astonishing news of a UFO landing on American soil has been confirmed by President George Bush.

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Was Beethoven Deaf?

Funny story: Was Beethoven Deaf?

Ludwig van Beethoven (?-1847) who was possibly one of the greatest composers of slow boring music with occasional meaningless moments may not have slowly gone deaf as has always been thought.

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Breaking news…

Trump's New Chief-Of-Staff Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin volunteers to be Trump’s new chief-of-staff.

"You're hired."
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