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Menstruating Hyena Hunter Criticizes All Crocodile Hunters

Funny story: Menstruating Hyena Hunter Criticizes All Crocodile Hunters

Hell On Earth, Africa - Not so famous Menstruating Hyena Hunter George Nigelson today launched into a critical diatribe against his more famous brothers in wild animal hunting who focus on the safer non-menstruating type species such as crocodiles, a...

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Mayor Rethinks "Police Sirens for Everyone" Policy

Funny story: Mayor Rethinks "Police Sirens for Everyone" Policy

Toledo, Ohio - Mayor Carty Finkbeiner announced today that his latest city program to issue every resident their own police siren on the condition that they would use it only if faced with a "real emergency" was maybe not so good of an ide...

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Man Downgrades "Lucky" Underwear to "Mildly Fortunate"

Funny story: Man Downgrades "Lucky" Underwear to "Mildly Fortunate"

Detroit, Michigan - In a startling turnabout today George Nigelson announced that his formerly favorite pair of "Lucky" underwear had recently let him down so he is now officially downgrading their status to "Mildly Fortunate".

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Mirrors Actually Lie a Good 10% of the Time

Funny story: Mirrors Actually Lie a Good 10% of the Time

A spokesman for the International Mirror's Union (IMU) today gave a sly wink when asked about the urban legend that mirrors never lie.

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Werewolves Once Again Trounce Were-Hippopotami In Last Year's Horror Index

Funny story: Werewolves Once Again Trounce Were-Hippopotami In Last Year's Horror Index

London - Although much better at synchronized swimming, London's Order of Were-Hippopotami were forced to respond today to their dismal 2006 General Horror Index Rating as compared to their brothers in lycanthropy the Werewolves.

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Big Ben Charged With Domestic Assault Against The Atomic Clock

Funny story: Big Ben Charged With Domestic Assault Against The Atomic Clock

London - Big Ben, more popularly known as St. Stephen's Tower, was formally charged today with Domestic Assault against the Atomic Clock. Big Ben's attorney has claimed that the Atomic Clock was "asking for it" by repeatedly remind...

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After Destroying Several Major U.S. Cities, Alien Robots Now Starring in Beer Commercials

Funny story: After Destroying Several Major U.S. Cities, Alien Robots Now Starring in Beer Commercials

The Ruins Formerly Known as Chicago - The Alien Robots that have been responsible for creating a path of unprecedented destruction by leveling entire cities and their surrounding communities since arriving on Earth last month, have announced today th...

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Rosie O'Donnell Tops List of Celebrities Least Likely to Have Well Groomed Naughty Bits

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Tops List of Celebrities Least Likely to Have Well Groomed Naughty Bits

Hollywood, California - A Hollywood based think tank today concluded that the best way to garner cheap publicity for itself would be to create a list of celebrities that would, after careful consideration of all known facts, be least likely to have a...

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Oxford Dictionary Officially Changes Alphabetical Order to Put "U" and "I" Together

Funny story: Oxford Dictionary Officially Changes Alphabetical Order to Put "U" and "I" Together

Oxford, England - Look at you being all foxy, all by yourself at the end of the bar you foxilicious baby doll you. Can I buy you a drink? Have you heard the latest news?...

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Charles Manson Takes 1st Prize in Square Dance Contest

Funny story: Charles Manson Takes 1st Prize in Square Dance Contest

Grand Forks, North Dakota - In a thrilling come from behind victory today, Charles Manson overtook 2 time champion Ned Sparks by scoring a 9 out of 10 in the freestyle round of the annual Grand Forks Square Dance Contest.

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First Whore on Mars Due to Land in 5 Days

Funny story: First Whore on Mars Due to Land in 5 Days

Cape Canaveral - Excitement has risen to a fever pitch this week among NASA scientists here as the latest and perhaps most controversial mission to Mars is due to land on the mysterious red planet this Monday. The landing culminates the nearly 2 yea...

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Maple Tree Found with Perky Breasts

Fergus Falls, Minnesota - It was just another morning of collecting fresh maple syrup for Kenneth "OK" Oakley, or so he thought. As it turns out fate had quite a surprise in store for this 46 year old syrup rustler.

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Scientist Discovers That Whenever Someone Says "Anyhoo" a Demon Gets Its Wings

Funny story: Scientist Discovers That Whenever Someone Says "Anyhoo" a Demon Gets Its Wings

Malibu, California - In a dramatic press conference held today at a Sleep Inn just off the Pacific Coast Highway, it was revealed by Trip Diamond, renowned metaphysical scientist to the stars, that whenever someone substitutes the word "anyhoo&...

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