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Funny story: COVID-19: Man Insisting That He Will 'Die Looking Good'

COVID-19: Man Insisting That He Will 'Die Looking Good'

A man who will almost certainly 'bite the dust' when the Coronavirus eventually gets around to visiting him, has said that, rather than fight a useless battle, he will go willingly, but will go 'looking good'. Moys Kenwood, 56, is in the wrong age...

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Funny story: Billboard Top 10 Music Chart - Sponsored By The Coronavirus

Billboard Top 10 Music Chart - Sponsored By The Coronavirus

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, that all-pervading nuisance that has entered into every facet of worldwide society on an unprecedented scale, has even left its indelible mark on, of all things, music. As the music-loving sector of the general public st...

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Funny story: Big Penis Is Becoming Flaccid

Big Penis Is Becoming Flaccid

In news that many will find scarcely believable, it's been reported that a change is afoot at Cerne Abbas, the Dorset village where a giant image of a man with a huge cock and balls dominates a chalk hillside - its penis is starting to droop. Init...

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Funny story: Boy Blew Trumpet Endlessly

Boy Blew Trumpet Endlessly

In a bizarre turn of events earlier today, it's been reported that a boy armed with a plastic trumpet blew on it so hard, and for so long, that a man who lived opposite the little bastard felt like going across the road and ramming down his throat.

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Funny story: Sir Elton John Has Taken Up The Trumpet

Sir Elton John Has Taken Up The Trumpet

Sir Elton John, the Godfather of Glam, the Pontiff of the Piano, and the Royal Blower of the Pink Oboe, has said he has been busy during the current lockdown in respect of the Coronavirus, and has written several new songs employing his new musical l...

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Funny story: COVID-19: Man Panicked After Touching His Face

COVID-19: Man Panicked After Touching His Face

A man who is completely au fait with every one of the government's anti-Coronavirus precautions, and strictly adheres to them, had a crisis earlier this afternoon, when he unwittingly and inadvertently touched his own face. This was after touching...

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Funny story: Northern City To Undergo Namechange

Northern City To Undergo Namechange

In a rare dramatic event in East Yorkshire, council officials have, this morning, announced that the city of Kingston upon Hull is to undergo a namechange that will "more appropriately reflect the city's long history and cultural heritage, as well as...

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Funny story: Manchester United: Captain Harry Maguire On Premier League Re-Start

Manchester United: Captain Harry Maguire On Premier League Re-Start

With the recommencement of the Premier League season just around the corner, and the news, earlier today, that six players from three PL clubs have tested positive for the Coronavirus, COVID-19, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has spoken ou...

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Funny story: Man Saw 'Other Man' In The Countryside

Man Saw 'Other Man' In The Countryside

Sometimes, some things and some people seem strangely 'out of place', as if they 'just don't belong', and thus it seemed to one man yesterday, as he and his wife took a motorbike ride into the countryside, on their way to a river where they hoped th...

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Funny story: Writer Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer'

Writer Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer'

A writer on a satirical news website who complained that he had never featured in the site's 'Featured Writer' slot, finally got his wish tonight, when he was briefly featured as the 'Featured Writer'. Dr. Bill Ingsgate, 81, and holder of twelve d...

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Funny story: Coronavirus: Things We Should Expect To Happen Next

Coronavirus: Things We Should Expect To Happen Next

The Coronavirus, COVID-19, is said to have surfaced in Wuhan, China, in January this year, but French scientists claim that patients on whom they ran tests in November 2019, were already carrying the virus. So far, we know very little about it as...

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Funny story: Trump Gets All-Clear From Tax Auditors

Trump Gets All-Clear From Tax Auditors

After three years of delay after delay after delay in submitting his tax and financial records for audit, President Donald Trump has, this morning received the all-clear thumbs-up from the Inland Revenue Service (IRS), who have commented that he has,...

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Funny story: Man Left Job After One Day As He Wanted To Kill Two Of His Colleagues

Man Left Job After One Day As He Wanted To Kill Two Of His Colleagues

A man has revealed how, many moons ago, he was left with no choice but to abandon a position of employment after just one day in the job, when he realised that, by turning up at his work on the second day might result in the deaths of two of his coll...

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Funny story: Race On To Find Word That Rhymes With 'Nincompoop'

Race On To Find Word That Rhymes With 'Nincompoop'

It's been reported that etymologists worldwide are involved in a desperate race to find a word that rhymes with 'nincompoop'. And that doesn't mean, of course, that they can use words like 'stoop', 'loop', or 'hoop', but the rhyming word must rhym...

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Be Used As White House Toilet Brush From November

Donald Trump To Be Used As White House Toilet Brush From November

Leading Democratic Party politicians are saying that President Donald Trump is so incompetent, that, after he loses the election this November, they plan to keep him on at the White House in a newly-created role as a Human Toilet Brush. Trump has...

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Funny story: Trump Family To Go Into Facemask Production

Trump Family To Go Into Facemask Production

The Coronavirus, and the new threat of an even more damaging and deadly 'second wave', has given impetus to an idea that has been fomenting in President Donald Trump's ingenious mind for the past few weeks now - facemask production. Never one to l...

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Funny story: Men In White Suits Seen At White House

Men In White Suits Seen At White House

It may mean nothing at all whatsoever, but Washington, DC tongues have been set a-wagging in the capitol after a vanload of men in white suits turned up unannounced at 1600 Pensylvania Avenue, and were shown inside by what looked like Secret Service...

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