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Trump Plans To Release Lions Along Mexican Border

Funny story: Trump Plans To Release Lions Along Mexican Border

President Donald Trump has revealed a new and innovative plan to control the unchecked flow of illegal immigrants across the US border with Mexico - he will release a pride of lions to patrol the area. Trump was writing on Twitter about his annoya...

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Trump Plans To Release American Criminals Along Length Of US/Mexico Border

Funny story: Trump Plans To Release American Criminals Along Length Of US/Mexico Border

Hamstrung by the Democrat Party's stubborn refusal to agree to the public funding of his Mexican Wall project, President Donald Trump has hatched a new idea to protect the country's precious southern border - he will release thousands of America's ow...

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Trump To Star In Sequel To 'All The President's Men'

Funny story: Trump To Star In Sequel To 'All The President's Men'

An overdue sequel to the classic 1976 movie 'All the President's Men' is set to be the summer's big hit, starring the president himself, Donald J. Trump. The original movie starred Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman, and both of the duo will appear...

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Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

Funny story: Trump Plans To Build Casinos Along Length Of Border

President Donald Trump today revealed details of his plans for the development of land in the border area with Mexico, plans which are dominated by the somewhat surprising intention to build a number of 'Supercasinos'. The casinos would, Trump say...

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Teacher At School Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On

Funny story: Teacher At School Award Ceremony Didn't Have A Clue What Was Going On

A teacher invited to a school award ceremony in Battambang which was conducted entirely in Khmer, didn't have the faintest idea of what was going on around him. Moys Kenwood, 55, arrived at the ceremony just after first light on Sunday, and was gu...

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Native American Indians Call Pow Wow Over Trump's 'Wall'

Funny story: Native American Indians Call Pow Wow Over Trump's 'Wall'

Native American elders have called for a pow wow to decide upon action, after President Donald Trump's continued insistence that he will build a barrier around their native tribal lands. The situation, already bubbling underneath the surface of th...

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Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents

Funny story: Prince Philip To Change His Car To One That 'Causes' Fewer Accidents

In Royal news, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, is considering changing his vehicle, after spectacularly failing to realize that, at 97 years old, accidents are your own fault, not the car's. The accident-prone Duke was involved in a smash wi...

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Prince Philip Arrested Again

Funny story: Prince Philip Arrested Again

The troublesome Duke of Edinburgh has been arrested just two days after rolling his Land Rover in a Norfolk road accident - this time for not wearing a seat belt. Prince Philip, 97, was out gadding-about again after Thursday's smash, when he was s...

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Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

Funny story: Trump Threatens To Cancel Super Bowl

US President, Donald Trump, has said on Twitter that, if there is no climbdown by Democrats over the funding for the Mexican border barrier, he is prepared to cancel this year's Super Bowl. Super Bowl LIII (53) is scheduled to take place on Sunday...

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Transvestite Drew Stares From Shoppers

Funny story: Transvestite Drew Stares From Shoppers

A man in Battambang drew stares from passing shoppers on Saturday, when he displayed what can only be described as 'transvestital tendencies'. The man, aged about 40, was walking around the market, dressed in a torn and dirty pink, women's nightgo...

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Basketball: NBA London Game Was Close Until The Very Last Few Fractions Of A Second

Funny story: Basketball: NBA London Game Was Close Until The Very Last Few Fractions Of A Second

The NBA London Game between the New York Knicks and the Washington Wizards was as exciting as basketball gets, and the result was always in doubt until the last few fractions of the final second. As everyone knows, basketball is a game where it ca...

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General Election Set For Valentine's Day Has Had To Be Cancelled, After MPs Voted Wrongly In 'No Confidence' Debacle

Funny story: General Election Set For Valentine's Day Has Had To Be Cancelled, After MPs Voted Wrongly In 'No Confidence' Debacle

A historic defeat for the Prime Minister and her Brexit deal in the House of Commons on Tuesday, and a vote of 'no confidence' in the government on Wednesday, should have forced a General Election, but a major blunder by MPs on their ballot slips, me...

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Jesus Budda Nightclub Opens In Acapulco

Funny story: Jesus Budda Nightclub Opens In Acapulco

A deluxe new nightclub in the heart of the Mexican tourist resort of Acapulco is to open its doors for the first time on Friday. The 'Acapulco Apocalypso', is the brainchild of one-time social misfit and London gangland figure, Jesus Budda, who sp...

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Second English Civil War Is 'On The Cards'

Funny story: Second English Civil War Is 'On The Cards'

The English Civil War, which raged throughout the land in two periods between 1642 and 1651, was the last time the people of England were so divided on opinion that they had to revert to inflicting violence upon one another, but the current state of...

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Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

Funny story: Tunnels Discovered On US/Mexico Border

President Donald Trump's border wall is to be the topic of a high-level meeting at the White House this evening, after it was reported that US Homeland Security officers have found several tunnels near the Mexican border. Two of the tunnels, near...

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Man Claims Cat Committed Suicide

Funny story: Man Claims Cat Committed Suicide

A cat that was killed on a busy road in the Battambang commune of Tapon late last night, may well have been a willing participant in the incident, it has been claimed. The cat, a mousy-colored thing, had been seen 'moping about', and looking sever...

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Chaos As MPs Realise They've Been Duped, And That There Will Now Be No Brexit

Funny story: Chaos As MPs Realise They've Been Duped, And That There Will Now Be No Brexit

There was chaos amongst MPs in the House of Commons tonight, after it was realised that they had been duped, and that the vote they had taken part in earlier - Prime Minister, Theresa May's Brexit deal - had, instead, been a 'second referendum' on th...

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Marks & Spencer Staff Barricade Themselves Inside Shop

Funny story: Marks & Spencer Staff Barricade Themselves Inside Shop

Staff at a Marks and Spencer store have taken the extraordinary step of barricading themselves in the shop, to prevent it being closed down. The store, in Hull, East Yorkshire, is one of seventeen M&S branches which is earmarked for closure as...

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