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Rep. John Boehner Denies Global Climate Change

Funny story: Rep. John Boehner Denies Global Climate Change

Former U.S. House Majority Leader John Boehner has denied the existence of Climate Change during an interview with George Stephanopoulos, stating that President Bush's energy policy "the right approach on energy." He then suggested invading France to...

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Michael Jackson Loves Shaheen Jafargholi of Britain's Got Talent

Funny story: Michael Jackson Loves Shaheen Jafargholi of Britain's Got Talent

Pop-star Michael Jackson says that he was "in love" with twelve year old Shaheen as soon as he took the stage. Shaheen sang a version of "Who's Loving You" that even impressed a usually critical Simon Cowell. Michael Jackson praised the young sing...

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Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin Responds to Turkey Slaughter Interview

Funny story: Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin Responds to Turkey Slaughter Interview

Fairbanks, AK- Governor Sarah Palin is unrepentant for conducting an interview in front of a turkey slaughter house. Children watched in horror as they watched turkeys get decapitated. Gov. Sarah Palin responded to the complaints from parents inside...

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President-Elect Barack Obama Selects Treasury Secretary

Funny story: President-Elect Barack Obama Selects Treasury Secretary

Chicago, IL- The rumors are not true. Timothy Geithner, who is the head of Federal Reserve Bank of New York, is not Barack Obama's pick for Treasury Secretary. Reports had indicated that Geithner was President-elect Barack Obama's first choice to hea...

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President Barack Obama Asking for White House Pie Fights, Says Bolton

Funny story: President Barack Obama Asking for White House Pie Fights, Says Bolton

Barack Obama has chosen several of his advisors in the past few weeks and some of his supporters are upset that the people he has chosen are not new faces. Obama's supporters would argue that he needs experienced people to pass important legislation.

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Bill O'Reilly Calls The Internet "Liberal"

Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Calls The Internet "Liberal"

The internet is "liberal" according to Fox News comedian Bill O'Reilly. The aging Fox News commentator and mic cutter Bill O'Reilly claims he knows that the internet is liberal because there were more Barack Obama ads than there were John McCain a...

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Senator John McCain wins U.S. Election

Funny story: Senator John McCain wins U.S. Election

Based on the tallies from electric voting machines, Senator John McCain of Arizona has been called as the winner in the US elections. This will come as a huge surprise to most Americas, as polls indicated that Senator Barack Obama was going to wi...

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New Prop 8 Ad Causes Controversy in California

Funny story: New Prop 8 Ad Causes Controversy in California

As the election draws near, California voters are being bombarded with radio ads about Proposition 8, but there is one that they did not expect to hear. Those opposed to same sex marriage are running ads in favor of Proposition 8, which would defi...

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Sarah Palin Will Become President of Alaska

Funny story: Sarah Palin Will Become President of Alaska

Fairbanks, AK- Presidential polls indicate that Senator Barack Obama will cruise to victory over Senator John McCain this November. John McCain, though, saw that this was coming and took immediate action. He wrote into a recent Senate bill that gave...

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Alan Keyes Endorses Senator Barack Obama for President

Funny story: Alan Keyes Endorses Senator Barack Obama for President

After General Colin Powell, a prominent conservative political figure, nominated Barack Obama for the presidency of the United States of America, something came over America's Independent Party nominee Alan Keyes. Though Keyes ran against Barack Obam...

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British Government Responds to Dr. Edgar Mitchell

Funny story: British Government Responds to Dr. Edgar Mitchell

The Spoof has obtained a press release from the British government responding to Dr. Edgar Mitchell's claims that we have been visited by aliens from other planets. The document reads, "Mitchell is an astro-nut." We called the government offices t...

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John McCain: "Negotiating With Terrorists Is Not As Effective As Handing Them Our Weapons."

Funny story: John McCain: "Negotiating With Terrorists Is Not As Effective As Handing Them Our Weapons."

President Bush commemorated Israel's 60th birthday by launching a political attack on the Democratic presidential candidates.

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Rev. Wright Slams Easter Bunny, Hillary Clinton Lies About Easter Celebration

Funny story: Rev. Wright Slams Easter Bunny, Hillary Clinton Lies About Easter Celebration

A new video of Barack Obama's pastor, Reverend Wright, has surfaced on the internet, this one of Rev. Wright's Easter sermon. Rev. Wright expressed his outrage towards the childhood legend, the Easter Bunny.

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Green Companies Advocate for Warming Labels On Carcinogenic Products

Funny story: Green Companies Advocate for Warming Labels On Carcinogenic Products

According to the Organic Consumers Association, Nature's Gate Organics, Giovanni Organic Cosmetics and Kiss My Face, Seventh Generation and other green companies have been putting 1,4-Dioxane, a carcinogenic chemical, in their products. Looking m...

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John McCain Has Affection Towards President Bush

Funny story: John McCain Has Affection Towards President Bush

The scandal surrounding John McCain's alleged affair with a lobbyist may have died down for the time being, but Washington is still buzzing after President Bush endorsed John McCain for the presidency of the United States.

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President Bush Summons and Tortures Ghost of President Eisenhower

Funny story: President Bush Summons and Tortures Ghost of President Eisenhower

George W. Bush may not have known at the time, but his tap dance on the steps of the white house summoned the ghost of former U.S. president and war hero, General Dwight D. Eisenhower. The former general arrived in the oval office, much to the presid...

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Sen. Mike Gravel Wins Texas Primary

Funny story: Sen. Mike Gravel Wins Texas Primary

The long shot Democratic presidential candidate Senator Mike Gravel won the Texas primaries according to exit polls downloaded from electronic voting machines. Senator Gravel snatched the state from the two Democratic front-runners, Senators Hillary...

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Ralph Nader Courts Dead Voters

Funny story: Ralph Nader Courts Dead Voters

Ralph Nader, a former presidential candidate, is throwing his head back into the ring; even when the vast majority of Democrats want his head under a guillotine. Even Ralph Nader's most vigilant supporters in 2000, such as Michael Moore and Bill...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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