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Big Bang Theory Challenged By Grade School Student

Funny story: Big Bang Theory Challenged By Grade School Student

A fifth grader named Byron Shuddlemayer has come up with his own theory about the origins of the universe. He calls his theory, The Big Squirt. The current popular belief is everything in the universe was created by an explosion of matter of infinite...

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Government Investagates Superbowl Fix

Funny story: Government Investagates Superbowl Fix

Federal Investigators are looking into allegations that this years Superbowl was a fixed game. Insiders at the FBI have revealed that information attained through long time informers and NFL insiders has led them to question the decision by the Seatt...

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Miley Cyrus Admits Women Are Totally Naked Under Their Clothes

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Admits Women Are Totally Naked Under Their Clothes

Miley Cyrus has been taking a lot of gruff from the media lately for being naked in her latest video and twerking her butt all over the place. Apparently parents and fans feel Miley is a role model and should be more conservative in her appearances.

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Jesse Ventura, Howard Stern Announce Running For High Office In 2016

Funny story: Jesse Ventura, Howard Stern Announce Running For High Office In 2016

It became official, Jesse Ventura and Howard Stern are going to be fighting it out for the Presidency and Vice Presidency of the United States of America in the 2016 elections. Last week Jesse Ventura was being interviewed on The Howard Stern Show...

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USA Government Walks, That's Quitting Your Job According To American Citizens.

Funny story: USA Government Walks, That's Quitting Your Job According To American Citizens.

People that point out things have gotten together and decided this, "American Government Stays Away from Work", thing constitutes a breech in the constituent/supporter agreement. Citizen have concluded that, if they walk off their jobs their bosses consider that quitting. You will get fired as well. So in the spirit of these observations we, the voting citizens of America are accepting all...

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Jurors Agree Jodi Arias Is Too Hot For Death Penalty

Funny story: Jurors Agree Jodi Arias Is Too Hot For Death Penalty

Another case of, "Juries Gone Mad" the good citizens of the State vs Jodi Arias were, "dead" locked on the decision to put self admitted killer Jodi Arias to death. The Judge had no option but to call the penalty phase of the trial a mistrial.

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Scientist Developes Turd Steaks, Truth stranger than spoof?

Funny story: Scientist Developes Turd Steaks, Truth stranger than spoof?

A Japanese scientist has developed the worlds first food group made from human excrement. Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, found that sewage mud has a lot of protein in it, beef has a lot of protein in it so why not comb...

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Justin Beiber Implodes After Selena Gomez Kicks Him To The Curb. Teenluvvaginosis Suspected.

Funny story: Justin Beiber Implodes After Selena Gomez Kicks Him To The Curb. Teenluvvaginosis Suspected.

Justin Beiber has been in rare form as of late. He's had to be hospitalized after problems on stage. He went after paparazzi in London on the street threatening bodily harm. And now, after racing his new Ferrari around the streets in his enclave, has...

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Amanda Bynes Vagina Murdered, She Employs The Cloak of Invisability in Time Square

Funny story: Amanda Bynes Vagina Murdered, She Employs The Cloak of Invisability in Time Square

Apparently Drake took Amanda Byne up on her offer to murder her vagina. People have come to this conclusion because Amanda was spotted in Times Square and it looks like Drake must have really worked her over because she covered her head up with a...

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Lindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It For $5

Destination? Brazil. Lindsay Lohan, in another bid to prove she has the best probation on the planet, arrived at LAX to board a plane. As expected there were cameras and paparazzi there to record the event for prosperity. As Lindsay's SUV pul...

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Ball Gags, Leather Paddles, Sex Toys, and Joe Jonas, King of Clean Gets Down and Dirty Video Style??

Funny story: Ball Gags, Leather Paddles, Sex Toys, and Joe Jonas, King of Clean Gets Down and Dirty Video Style??

Rumors are circulating that there is a Jonas Brother sex tape on the horizon. In a bid to be relevant again Joe Jonas 23 and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler 28 had a trusted videographer friend shoot them engaged in sex acts. They then procee...

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America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.

Funny story: America Braces for, "The Lindsay Lohan Effect", Institutions Will Crumble. Entire Countries Collapse.

Television networks chain up the doors, Restaurants fail, photographers go on unemployment, body shops go out of business. Jewelry stays on shelves. A entire industry fails. What could possibly be behind all this chaos? Lindsay Lohan.

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Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes

Funny story: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes

Everyone knows the Kardashian sisters are close but they have gone from the ridicules to the sublime in their show, "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami". In a recent show Khloe told Kim and Kourtney that if they drank pineapple juice it would make their...

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Lindsay Lohan, Arrest History of Misunderstandings

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Arrest History of Misunderstandings

Late January 2007: Self check-in to Wonderland Center Rehabilitation facility for a 30 day treatment ending February 16, 2007. May 26, 2007: Arrested for first DUI. a obvious misunderstanding. July 24, 2007: Arrested for second DUI. Charges include: Felony possession of cocaine, misdemeanor DUI and driving with a suspended license. a silly misunderstanding August 2007: Pleads guilty to mi...

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Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Hypnotized The Judge, Lindsay Says, "Rehab Is For Quitters".

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Vagina Hypnotized The Judge, Lindsay Says, "Rehab Is For Quitters".

Another court case involving Lindsay Lohan has been decided and she only has to serve 90 days in lock down rehab, 30 days community service and 8 months psychiatric evaluation. After meeting these criteria she's free and clear. When legal experts...

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Britney Spears Flashes At Sons Soccer Game

Funny story: Britney Spears Flashes At Sons Soccer Game

Not to be out done by Lindsay Lohan hogging all the headlines, Britney Spears stepped up and did a little flashing at her sons soccer practice. Britney showed up to practice in sweat pants and loose fitting top. Appropriate for a normal soccer Mom...

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Lindsay Lohan Gets a Court Appointed Sparkle Pony

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Gets a Court Appointed Sparkle Pony

Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court appearance today 45 minutes late and one sparkle bomb away from a probation violation. Lindsay is in court to answer charges she lied to police about being the driver in a accident on Pacific Coast Highway in...

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Anti Gay Pope Dresses Like A Girlieman. Joan and Melissa Give Fashion Review.

Funny story: Anti Gay Pope Dresses Like A Girlieman. Joan and Melissa Give Fashion Review.

Joan and Melissa Rivers have given two big thumbs up to the Pope on his fashion choice. From his Chanel inspired overcoat to his Vera Wang lace under dress ending up on his ruby red slippers, Joan Rivers says outta the park. From a...

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