American actress, producer and author Marilu Henner, who is renowned for having never forgotten a single thing in her life, forgot where she left her keys this morning. "I'm certain I left them on the kitchen table!" Henner exclaimed. "But no one...
After a 16 month absence, satire writer NickFun inexplicably reappeared at The Spoof and wrote a mediocre story about himself returning to The Spoof "I have been gone a long time", Fun admitted. "I only came back to write this one story then I wi...
Now that the United States military is rescinding the "don't ask, don't tell" policy implemented by former President Clinton, hundreds of thousands of soldiers are stepping forward and admitting they are gay. During a recent visit to an army base,...
NASA's Kepler space telescope has apparently discovered a planet that is like Earth only much nicer, according to NASA scientists. "The planet the telescope discovered is in the constellation Hydra", said Kepler program manager James Franson. "It...
An unknown reader actually rated one of TheSpoof.com's stories this afternoon, according to spoof writer NickFun. "I couldn't believe my eyes!" an incredulous Fun told TheSpoof. "I have grown accustomed to not having any of my stories rated then...
The New York Times, Wall Street Journal and other New York newspapers and television stations are trying to maintain their journalistic bias by attempting to ignore Libertarian Candidate Warren Redlich in his bid for governor. New York Times repor...
Incredibly alluring and sexy fragrance queen Kim Kardashian admitted today that she has overwhelming urges to have sex with a man she has never met, Spoof writer Bargis Tryhole. "I read his stories on that red spoof site (www.thespoof.com) and the...
Faced with growing concerns about reporting errors, privacy and being forced to reveal sources, many of the nations top newspapers such as the Los Angeles Times, New York Times, Detroit Free Press and Washington Post are turning to an all-satire form...
Even as the holidays are upon us, few people interviewed feel sorry for the worlds highest paid golfer Tiger Woods, according to recent opinion polls. "He's getting laid by some of the hottest women in the world and we're supposed to feel sorry fo...
Satire writer Bargis Tryhol was allegedly awakened last week from a deep sleep by a band of extraterrestrial females originating from a planet circling a star in the constellation Beta Riticuli for the purpose of sexual experimentation, according to...
In a candid interview this afternoon, #1 ranked golfer Tiger Woods admitted that when he's not bedding down with super models like Rachel Uchitel he has a tendency to masturbate. "The pressure is overwhelming", Tiger revealed. "I have beautiful w...
45-year-old former beauty queen, former Alaska Governor and current best selling author Sarah Palin revealed in an unusually candid portion of her new book "Going Rogue" that she has frequently masturbated during her term as governor. "My husband...
In an unusual show of solidarity, religious leaders around the world representing Christian, Jewish, Muslim and even Buddhist faiths agreed that former US Vice President Dick Cheney is going to hell in his next lifetime. The predictions of eternal...
The Mormon Church of Latter Day Saints announced today that pornography is natural and healthy and all lay members of the church will be encouraged to read or watch pornographic videos. "We are all the products of horny men and women", said a spok...
Handsome British actor Colin Firth announced today that he has fallen in love with Britain's Got Talent star and media sensation Susan Boyle and they plan to marry at the end of May! "I truly love Susan", First told a riveted news media. "Beneath...
Unwed, Bible-Humping, "I want sex", Christian Conservative Ann Coulter revealed today that she plans on undergoing a delicate procedure to remove her Adam's Apple in an effort to attract a mate. "I think God made a mistake by giving me this Adam's...
Millions of internet users have been searching Google for the famous 'peeping tom' video of sexy, blond, statuesque ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrew nude, mostly with no success! "I saw the video when it first came out", said ESPN watcher Joel Higgin...
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