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The Return of Paul the Octopus

With the 2018 World Cup just a few days away in Russia The BBC are bringing back Paul the Octopus to predict the results. Well not exactly the original Paul but his Great, Great, Great Grandson also called Paul and who has inherited his ancestor's ca...

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Pudsey Bear leads protesters

Funny story: Pudsey Bear leads protesters

Visitors to London today were treated to an extra attraction when Parliament Square was overrun by protesters demonstrating against the cuts in the NHS. These cuts will lead to longer waiting lists for operations and medical treatment. A spokes...

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Three Vehicle Pile Up on M1

Funny story: Three Vehicle Pile Up on M1

Police today closed of a section of the M1 due to a three vehicle pile up at junction 26. In atrocious conditions, a fish lorry from Grimsby skidded on the wet road and blocked the carriageway. A tanker carrying cooking oil from Liverpool braked but...

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Italians Want Grimsby Landmark

Funny story: Italians Want Grimsby Landmark

The landscape of Grimsby could soon be changing with the news that the famous Dock Tower may be dismantled and shipped to Italy. Civil engineers in Siena have discovered huge cracks in the 663 year old Torre de Mangia, the famous landmark on the...

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New Grimsby buses to run on farts

Funny story: New Grimsby buses to run on farts

It was announced today that Stagecoach Grimsby and Cleethorpes are going Eco friendly with the purchase of 10 methane run vehicles, The buses are due in July and follows Stagecoach Lincoln's purchase of Bio Methane vehicles. The Grimsby buses w...

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Death of the Energiser Bunny

Funny story: Death of the Energiser Bunny

Met police today are investigating the sudden death of the Energiser Bunny. The Bunny famous for going on and on and on was found last night at his flat in Palmers Green. An autopsy early this morning ruled that the Bunny had died of Accute Cardiac A...

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Man Sacked For Sexual Activity

Funny story: Man Sacked For Sexual Activity

A butcher was sacked by his employer today for committing a sexual act. David Opick (43) of Alexandra road in the city was working at Fred's butchers in the Victoria Centre when a security guard saw him putting his penis in the bacon slicer.

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Government Dithers to Ban Farting

Funny story: Government Dithers to Ban Farting

The Con/Dem government was in turmoil today as ministers discussed whether to ban farting in public. In a recent case in Malawi two judges argued over a bill to ban farting in that country. Prime Minister David Cameron is all in favour of this...

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Tess Sends E-bay in to Meltdown

Funny story: Tess Sends E-bay in to Meltdown

Internet auction site E-bay went in to meltdown on Friday night when Tess Daly co-host of BBC's Children in Need announced that the underwear she was wearing that night would be auctioned on their web site with the proceeds going to Children in Need...

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Dave and Nick Finally Separate

Funny story: Dave and Nick Finally Separate

A major breakthrough in medicine was made today when doctors finaly managed to remove Nick Clegg's tongue from David Cameron's posterior. Mr Clegg's tongue had been stuck there since the coalition was formed back in May. David Cameron was said...

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Berwick at war with Russia

Funny story: Berwick at war with Russia

BERWICK UPON TWEED - It was discovered today that the town of Berwick upon Tweed is technically still at war with Russia. In 1853 Queen Victoria declared war on Russia and signed the document Victoria Queen of Great Britain, Ireland and Berwick up...

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Lineker To Be Replaced by Octopus

Funny story: Lineker To Be Replaced by Octopus

The BBC today announced major changes to it's Match of the Day programme next season. The flagship show shown on Saturday nights will have a new pundit presenting it with the news that Paul the German octopus fresh from his success at predicting resu...

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Voodoo You Do Mr Brown

Funny story: Voodoo You Do Mr Brown

Staff at the local Bethany Christian Trust Shop were surprised when they opened some boxes which former PM Gordon Brown had donated. Mr Brown who had to vacate his Downing Street home in May had promised the items to the charity shop in his con...

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Cheese Roll Causes Chaos

Funny story: Cheese Roll Causes Chaos

Gloucestershire - Chaos broke out today in Gloucestershire when the 2010 Cheese Rolling Contest got out of control. A crowd of 15.000 watched in horror as the cheeses began to mow down the competitors. The event had been originally cancelled...

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Mr Blobby to Join Cabinet

Funny story: Mr Blobby to Join Cabinet

Westminster Today - David Cameron today made an important change to his cabinet, when he offered Mr Blobby the post of Chief Secretary to the Treasury. The post became vacant when David Laws resigned over his expenses and his successor Danny Alexa...

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Bribery Allegations at Song Contest

Funny story: Bribery Allegations at Song Contest

Oslo Friday - On the eve of the 2010 Eurovision Song Contest in the Norwegian capital a major diplomatic row has broken out. Last week we had Lord Triesman damaging England's chances of staging the 2018 World Cup. This week we have Sir Henry Cr...

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Taking the P**s

Funny story: Taking the P**s

Police were called to a house in Grimsby today when neighbours alerted them after a 75 year old pensioner had not been seen for a week. Residents became concerned when the milk on Bernard Sharpe's doorstep had not been taken in. Mr Sharpe had l...

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Blue Square for Beckham

Funny story: Blue Square for Beckham

Blue Square Premier club Grimsby Town pulled of the scoop of the decade today, when they signed David Beckham. Grimsby, who were relegated from league 2 last season, is sponsored by Olds Sea Foods, one of the biggest names in the food industry.

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