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Intolerance is not Tolerated

Funny story: Intolerance is not Tolerated

Many people have been sacked from their jobs by a Sausageshire council simply on the basis of their surnames, in what has been described by councilors as "a move to promote secularism" and "bollocks" by towns folk.

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Religious groups - "Bush is our puppet now"

Conservative religious groups have reminded Bush that because of their support during the election, he owes them.

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Tat-a! Blackole

Funny story: Tat-a! Blackole

Residents of Blackole say they are "sick and tired of cheap tat". The high street, Blackole, looks like any high street at first glance. But look again. None of the shops have anything worth buying.!...

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Gatswasm honours 'pixel man'

Funny story: Gatswasm honours 'pixel man'

GATSWASM, KNT VLLY- Despite suffering a rare condition known as Bollschitts Pixelation Syndrome, Charlie Plowman has won an award for Gatswasm's best local radio presenter.

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Cat missing in 1982... still missing

SHAFTING, NIP.CNTRY- Ignatious Murraybund has never given up hope of finding her beloved cat 'Colonel Parker'.

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Frogmarsh Peterson reflects on Europe

Funny story: Frogmarsh Peterson reflects on Europe

As I sit in my armchair sipping at my french wine, nibbling on a danish and watching Shroeder blunder about on the news as i get fellated by a Slovakian slut, I wonder what it means to be European. The europhiles have grandiose ideas about millitary grandeur and the possible title of 'super-state'; they just want to rival America and stick a proletariat finger up at the Queen.

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Bigots protected by new laws from Congress

Funny story: Bigots protected by new laws from Congress

Anti-bigotry and associated violence has been officially recognised as a hate-crime by the U.S. government.

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Funny story: McJacko

NEVERLAND, CA - Police searching Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch have stumbled upon more shocking news concerning the star's fondness for children.

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You're 'avin a larf, aint ya?

Funny story: You're 'avin a larf, aint ya?

The BBC have announced that BBC1 soap Eastenders will be reclassified as a comedy in the new year. They say that they want to try something different and look forward to the challenge. Apparently increasingly bawdy and humorous storylines will be pha...

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Hamiltons get talk show

Funny story: Hamiltons get talk show

Neil and Christine Hamilton land new tea time slot on ITV1. It is hoped that Neil and Christine, the show's name, will rival Channel 4's Richard and Judy, which isn't a hard thing to do.

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"Seaside is a bit crap" - say tourist board

Funny story: "Seaside is a bit crap" - say tourist board

The British Tourist Board has described the UK's seaside resorts as "sh*t", "dirty scum holes", "fat northerner meccas" and "Blackpool".

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Stop respecting our privacy!

Funny story: Stop respecting our privacy!

The Zeta Jones - Douglas's sue again!...

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Mad political correctness disease?

A damning report revealed that the nation's nutters are being let out of mental institutions despite having cake in their beard or muttering to themselves.

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Kiddies go to the toy... ballot?

Funny story: Kiddies go to the toy... ballot?

In an effort to make politics more interesting to young people, the government has commisioned ten figurines of well known, but mostly unknown politicians.

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