Many people have been sacked from their jobs by a Sausageshire council simply on the basis of their surnames, in what has been described by councilors as "a move to promote secularism" and "bollocks" by towns folk.
Conservative religious groups have reminded Bush that because of their support during the election, he owes them.
Residents of Blackole say they are "sick and tired of cheap tat". The high street, Blackole, looks like any high street at first glance. But look again. None of the shops have anything worth buying.!...
GATSWASM, KNT VLLY- Despite suffering a rare condition known as Bollschitts Pixelation Syndrome, Charlie Plowman has won an award for Gatswasm's best local radio presenter.
SHAFTING, NIP.CNTRY- Ignatious Murraybund has never given up hope of finding her beloved cat 'Colonel Parker'.
As I sit in my armchair sipping at my french wine, nibbling on a danish and watching Shroeder blunder about on the news as i get fellated by a Slovakian slut, I wonder what it means to be European.
The europhiles have grandiose ideas about millitary grandeur and the possible title of 'super-state'; they just want to rival America and stick a proletariat finger up at the Queen.
Anti-bigotry and associated violence has been officially recognised as a hate-crime by the U.S. government.
NEVERLAND, CA - Police searching Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch have stumbled upon more shocking news concerning the star's fondness for children.
The BBC have announced that BBC1 soap Eastenders will be reclassified as a comedy in the new year. They say that they want to try something different and look forward to the challenge. Apparently increasingly bawdy and humorous storylines will be pha...
Neil and Christine Hamilton land new tea time slot on ITV1. It is hoped that Neil and Christine, the show's name, will rival Channel 4's Richard and Judy, which isn't a hard thing to do.
The British Tourist Board has described the UK's seaside resorts as "sh*t", "dirty scum holes", "fat northerner meccas" and "Blackpool".
The Zeta Jones - Douglas's sue again!...
A damning report revealed that the nation's nutters are being let out of mental institutions despite having cake in their beard or muttering to themselves.
In an effort to make politics more interesting to young people, the government has commisioned ten figurines of well known, but mostly unknown politicians.
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