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Osama Bin Laden's Youngest Wife to Pose In Nude for Playboy

29-year old Amal Ahmed Abdul Fatah, youngest wife of Osama Bin Laden, who was injured trying during the assassination of her lord and master, has announced that she will appear in next September's Playboy Magazine as the Playmate of the Month. Am...

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British Petroleum Sues United States

New York City: Today British Petroleum filed a 50 billion dollar lawsuit against the United States in Federal Court. The suit, filed by the noted law firm of Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel demands that the United States pay BP for all of the oil that is now decorating United States beaches. Mr Rufus T Flywheel, Esq and Mr Milton K Shyster, masthead partners of the prestigious law firm were interv...

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Interview with Bernie Madoff

David F Mayer: Today, I am visiting the distinguished con-man and Ponzi schemer, Bernie Madoff at his new home in North Carolina. Madoff: It's a great pleasure to be interviewed by you. I have been looking forward to this since you first called two weeks ago. DFM: Well, I have been looking forward to this interview as well. It is not every day that I get to speak with the greatest con-man in...

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Ohio State University to Abandon Academics, Research for Sports

New university president, former football coach, Buford "Buck" Finster, announced that his university is eliminating all academic and research activities to concentrate entirely on sports. "It is high time that we stop being hypocritical. Student...

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Revolutionary Thunderbolt Golf System Debuts

Thunderbolt Golf Equipment has announced the utterly revolutionary Thunderbolt Blaster Golf System. Richard R McCovey, President of Thunderbolt, spoke at a press conference where he revealed for the first time the Blaster.

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CIA Develops New Anti-Terrorism Gas

Funny story: CIA Develops New Anti-Terrorism Gas

Fort Detrieck, Maryland -- The Central Intelligence Agency today announced the development of a new chemical weapon that works against terrorism. Agent AT (Anti Terrorism) is a chemical that is specifically absorbed by that part of the brain, the RAGE (Rapid Anger Ganglion Elongation) that was discovered only last year by researcher at Harvard Medical School. Using MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging)...

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Canadian Supreme Court Approves Automatic Weapons In High School Classes

Funny story: Canadian Supreme Court Approves Automatic Weapons In High School Classes

Ottawa, Canada -- Just one day after the brilliant decision to permit Sikh high school students to carry razor-sharp daggers called "kirpans" in class, the High Court handed down another watershed decision.

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Chemical Company Receives Patent for Air

Funny story: Chemical Company Receives Patent for Air

Global Chemical Corporation, headquartered in Passaic, New Jersey, has just received a patent on air. Beginning January 1, 2007, Global Chemical will begin sending bills to all persons and operators of equipment in the entire World that use ai...

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Medical Schools to Give Equal Time to Demonic Possession

Washington, DC. The American Medical Association (AMA) today caved in to Christian Fundamentalists who are upset with the monopoly that Pasteur's Germ Theory of Disease has had in medical school curricula for more than 100 years. The AMA, under p...

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