Michael Jackson will soon realise his dream. This weekend he will go into the operating room and be the first to undergo a revolutionary, controversial, and not to mention amazing surgery.
In an announcement today that shocked the planet, Roman Catholic Virgin Katie Holmes and her lover Tom Cruise said that their wedding may happen sooner than had previously been expected, due to a turn of completely unexpected events.
The prisoners at Milwaukee State Penitentiary are fighting. Not over race, ethnicity, orientation, or what's for dinner, but for their rights.
An unidentified man placed a phone-call to the Oval Office this morning, demanding to talk with the President, "or else".
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