A strange new law is soon to come to America, which still insists that it has a separation of church and state. Politicians, police, judges and other people in elevated places of power and prestige – those who control the lives and freedoms of oth…
We’ve all seen Twitter and all it has to offer. Since Elon took over there are more ads from bizarre companies than ever. What a capitalist age we live in. But no, I’m not talking about that. Nor about all the Go Fund Me or Only Fans Twitter Hos.
Following a recent photo showing Trump at an Iowa Dairy Queen, we met a man who claimed he was the local store manager at a Burlington bus stop. Dressed in weathered and tattered clothing, each item bearing the signs of long and difficult days, and p…
A man with bushy greyish hair flying all round his head, mumbling out conspiracy theories, possibly drunk or just really really looking drunk, and heavily tanned as though he’s slept outside for the last three decades … has a new movie! The Lord H…
Since Elon Musk can’t tell a joke to save his life, he is now trying to acquire more fame by doing things only a C-list celebrity would do to try to get back on top and be loved again. He’s going to try and beat up another techno nerd who also wan…
The top notch, best of the best, security forces in the entire world – in Israel? – have arrested a terrorist … donkey. (Ripped from the headlines of the “So bizarre it must be true” … this is somewhat of a true story. Google has the truth, maybe…
The Swedes are burning books again … and I must take serious issue with this issue! Sure, one could say that any god who worries Him- or Itself over the burning of His book is no god at all. Aren’t gods bigger than their holy books? Apparently not…
Spend your next vacation in – of all places – Israel! We want your tourist dollars! Look at all we have to offer. The “holy” sites of three religions! You know it’s always a good idea when any religion meets another religion – they don’t start fig…
Emmanuel Macron was playing a violent video game and losing. The zombies were just too fast and somehow they were getting smart. Macron thought they had no brains. He was the leader of France – surely he should always win the game against the enemy.
Clarence Thomas now identifies as a white Republican female lesbian who weighs a slim 101 pounds soaking wet. The ink has yet to dry on the law she wrote banning her from being her. A close friend of the Supreme Court Justice who is doing all he c…
Biblical “scholars” are frightened and confused by a certain passage in the Bible that is being brought into a new light, via Twitter and other anger-inducing web pages. Now let’s get one thing clear: this occurs in the Old Testament part, not the…
In the ancient days of the Dark Lord, sometime around the Year of the Gunslinger, 1896, the American Supreme Court made a little ditty that was straight outa “Animal Farm” by George Orwell. In that book, there’s a message written on the side of the b…
Lindsey Graham, the lovable loser who never gives up, even when Trump gets arrested again and again … the man who loves Trump then hates him then loves him again … went back to his hometown of Slim Pickens, who hasn’t been seen since he rode a nuclea…
While mixing a new genetic nano brew in his cauldron, Bill Gates (otherwise known as The Wicked Witch of Silicon Valley) was chanting a few phrases in Aramaic, summoning all the demons of big money, computer tech, and rabid viruses that no one but he…
Ace crack reporter, Ace Crackington here, on the streets of the New World Order, trying to find anyone who can tell me what the hell Michaelmas is. “I think it’s a celebration of a guy named Michael who recorded an album in which he played a zombi…
The Institute for British Filmmaking has re-created its own version of “Silence of the Lambs”, and it may just prove to be superior to the original. We can’t show you some of the new and wonderful things they have changed, but here’s a sneak peak…
Coming soon to an Arkansas foodery near you, the all-new Biblical restaurant “Adam’s Rib.” D’you like ribs slathered in hickory-smoked chipotle honey-garlic sauce? Wooooo-doggy, I bet you do! I bet Jesus loved his ribs too! And Noah and Snakeb…
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