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Funny story: Space Force! Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You!

Space Force! Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You!

I still can’t figure out what America’s newest military branch, Space Force, does. It sounds like something from Hollywood, and was invented by someone who used to be a TV star. Is there a war in space about to happen? Will Space Force “Guardians…

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Funny story: Space Jesus Got Crucified ... Again.

Space Jesus Got Crucified ... Again.

NASA has reported finding a solar system much like our own. They were able to zoom in on an Earth-like planet to find that the ‘people’ there had advanced to a time period approximately the same as Earth’s Roman Empire. And they saw an alien Jesus…

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Funny story: What’s the Deal with Kellyanne?

What’s the Deal with Kellyanne?

Kellyanne Conway has a book! She can read and someone wrote for her! It’s called, “Here’s the Deal: A Memoir”. So even when she’s retired from serving and defending the American Hitler, she’s trying to gain press for her book by referencing Donald’s…

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Funny story: Elon’s Yummy Mommy Fix

Elon’s Yummy Mommy Fix

Elon ... buddy, talk to me, babe ... Enquiring minds want to know ... did you ever bang Ghislaine Maxwell? I’ll be the first to say: she’s kinda hot. You know, if you have a mother fixation – all MILF all the time, maybe even some hot GILF act…

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Funny story: China’s Word is as Good as Gonads ... I mean, gold.

China’s Word is as Good as Gonads ... I mean, gold.

China has stated that absolutely, unequivocally, you-bet-yer-ass they WILL not INVADE Taiwan. (Sorry, I capitalized the wrong words there.) Just because Putin amassed his forces along the Russian border with Ukraine BEFORE he then invaded ... does…

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Funny story: Navy SEALS Have Stopped Barking

Navy SEALS Have Stopped Barking

Did the Navy Seals really touchdown in Pakistan, land a Black Hawk chopper in Osama Bin Laden’s backyard, and take the world’s most wanted man down, killing him without a single SEAL getting shot? Did Osama have a gun? Bodyguards? Other people who di…

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Funny story: Easy to Learn Things That Putin Doesn’t Understand

Easy to Learn Things That Putin Doesn’t Understand

Freedom. Democracy. Rights for all people, not just some. Peace. Love. And the strange fact that, if Putin wants to expand to borders of Russia, getting them back to where they were when Soviet Russia took over and consumed half of Eas…

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Funny story: Elon Musk is Buying the Moon

Elon Musk is Buying the Moon

Being the richest man in the world, Elon Musk wants to buy the moon next. Any country that dares to land any piece of hardware onto its surface will need a permit first, then they’ll be charged for every footprint they leave on Elon’s moon’s surf…

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Funny story: M’Lord Elon, the Rich Hypocrite

M’Lord Elon, the Rich Hypocrite

Elon Musk doesn’t like when he tells his employees to “get back to work” and a few of them respond “What an asshole!” instead of “Yes, sir, thank you, sir, you are god, sir.” In merry old Europe, the poor once lived on land owned by the rich. The…

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Funny story: What's On Lauren Boebert’s Menu?

What's On Lauren Boebert’s Menu?

Dear Lauren ... how much? Easy question, don’t pretend it didn’t happen and that Ted Cruz wasn’t involved. Damn, girl, those pants are tight! I once heard that people, men and women, who wear tight pants really like the feel of those tight pants…

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Funny story: The Fabulous Proud Boys

The Fabulous Proud Boys

I can’t figure who or what these Proud Boys are. According to Wikipedia, the group was founded by a white Canadian guy who was once a comedian. So was the Proud Boys started as a joke that got out of hand? The name for the group came from a song i…

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Funny story: 21st Century Schizoid Man

21st Century Schizoid Man

June 14th is Donald Trump’s birthday. He’s a Gemini. Castor and Pollux make up the Twins, and anyone who has them in their brain may find they have at least two personalities at any given times. Sometimes those personalities conflict. They fight.

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Funny story: Justin Time for A New Vaccine

Justin Time for A New Vaccine

Now we all know that Covid is just an elaborate scheme by Freemasons and the Satanic Illuminati to bring the world to its knees. And, yes, China wanted membership, so they had to do something uniquely evil in order to impress the New World Order, to…

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Funny story: JFK: Wanted, Dead or Alive!

JFK: Wanted, Dead or Alive!

There is a cult of JFK rising in America. They think John Fitzgerald Kennedy – and his son, who allegedly died while flying his single-engine aircraft into Martha’s Vineyard, and missing – is still alive. We saw the Zapruder film showing JFK gett…

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Funny story: Zucker needs Suckers for his Metaverse Abyss

Zucker needs Suckers for his Metaverse Abyss

“And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” – Friedrich Nietzsche Mark Zuckerberg wants to create a fictional world and make it real. Just like all religions do! He wants to build a metaverse where you and I…

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Funny story: God the Gun

God the Gun

Fairfax, Virginia: Headquarters of the NRA. If you had a gun, would you turn it into a god? Can objects be turned into religions? The NRA was originally created to “advance rifle marksmanship” (Wikipedia), but the NRA has grown beyond its scope…

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Funny story: Guns from Cradle to Grave: An American Childhood

Guns from Cradle to Grave: An American Childhood

Republican lawmakers in the US have come up with a unique solution to the “gun problem”. One senator (who prefers to remain unnamed in case there’s a huge blow-back for his awesome idea) has proposed that all American children be given a gun free…

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