NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Rumors are swirling all over Manhattan that Fox News hate-spewer, Tucker “Creepy” Carlson is actually the son of former president Trump. The National Explainer has just uncovered hospital documents that show that T…
LONDON – (Satire News) – Popular British journalist and television personality Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan wants the entire world to know that contrary to what a certain member of Ireland’s Bohemian F.C. has said, along with thousands of other folks, b…
BALTIMORE – (Satire News) – President Biden has finally made his decision on the minimum wage increase. The President remarked that he’s decided to raise it from $7.25 an hour to $75 an hour. A reporter for Fox News said that it was way too muc…
PALM BEACH, Florida – In a perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black, reports coming out of the Plywood State say that the man who turned out to be a one-term president, is furious at Senator Ted “I’m So Cold” Cruz. DJT told his BFF, Sea…
LOBSTERVILLE, Connecticut – (Satire News) – A spokesman for the famous sandwich franchise is denying reports that were allegedly put out by a member of the American Nazi Party. Bruno Dirtenhoffen, 42, who is the sergeant-at-arms of the ANP, told a…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – A Fox News insider, who did not want her name disclosed (Laura Ingraham), informed Boom Boom News reporter Hacienda Fiddle that Maria Bartiromo and Jeanine Pirro haven’t been able to stop sobbing ever since fellow Foxe…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is an old Bulgarian carpenter saying that says, when one door closes, another one opens. Well, in today’s world, one could say, when one lying, evil, racist leaves, another one arrives. According to Nanc…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Eric Trump, Donald’s second and least-favorite son, was in the Big Apple getting a pubic procedure redone. He was interviewed by Fox News reporter Maria Bartiromo, and asked how his daddy was doing. Eric replied that…
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Trump’s ex-lawyer and now ex-friend, has informed the news media that the disgraced president borrowed $27.7 million from the Russian president. Giuliani is facing up to 41 years in prison for countless charges, ranging…
(NOT EDITED) The Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Kansas City Chiefs will be playing in Super Bowl LV. But behind the scenes, The Super Bowl Committee on Commercials has issued some extremely strict guidelines and requirements for all commercials. Th…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vox Populi reports that the nation’s two first pooches, Major and Champ will be the best cared for dogs in the entire nation. The two German Shepherds have been given the Secret Service code names, Snoop Dog and…
WACO – (Satire News) – Reality TV’s first design and renovation show has spawned no less than 37 copycat shows. But the original show, "Fixer Upper", is still going strong, and the husband and wife co-hosts, Skip and Joanna Gaines, are now demolis…
Pyongyang, North Korea – Rice Paddy News has confirmed that public citizen Donald Trump and the second most powerful leader in the world, Kim Jong-un, are no longer a couple. The North Korean leader said that he gave Trump his engagement ring back…
MAR-A-LAGO, Florida – (Satire News) – iRumors has divulged that ex-president Donald Trump, aka the former Divider-in-Chief, is actually totally bald. Trump’s hairstylist, his personal nurse, his sex therapist, and girlfriend, Maria Bartiromo, we…
MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – The word coming out of Trump’s new permanent residence is that the former president is in one horrible financial mess. BuzzFuzz is reporting that the man who, in just 4 years, spewed over 47,000 lies, including around…
MAR-A-LAGO – (Satire News) – Representatives with the Category 5 Hurricane Moving Van Company are furious at the fact that former president, Donald Trump is refusing to pay his moving bill from Washington, D.C. to Mar-a-Lago. Moving van company ow…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind has just announced that Michael Lindell, CEO of the My Pillow Corporation, and man who would marry Donald Trump in a nano-second, is standing in deep dodo, as they say down in Arkansas. Lindell, who…
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