Showing:

Spoof stories written by C/L

Try another search?

Funny story: Highlights of Preliminary Film Project, Rambo VI: Peace and Calm

Highlights of Preliminary Film Project, Rambo VI: Peace and Calm

Plot summary: After 2019's boring and predictable unveiling of Rambo V: Last Blood, an anonymous industry spokesperson stated that it will be followed up next year with the sixth instalment in the film franchise, entitled Rambo VI: Peace and Calm.

Read full story
Funny story: Extremist's World to Open in Las Vegas

Extremist's World to Open in Las Vegas

Liberal wing-nuts, and conservative dirt-bags are now enjoying a new resurgence in mainstream social life. The problem that they share in common, is that regular Americans can't stand them! Radicalism has always shaped people's lives in tragic an...

Read full story
Funny story: China Tells Trump "Stop Punching Yourself!"

China Tells Trump "Stop Punching Yourself!"

WASHINGTON-US. Idiot President Donald Trump on the topic of his imbecilic trade war. Beijing has stated that the United States has been losing billions of dollars from its economy because of US capitalists who have been pursuing higher profits, by...

Read full story
Funny story: Mad Trump Disease and the Nationalist Voter

Mad Trump Disease and the Nationalist Voter

Mad Trump disease, or Nationalist spongiform fast food encephalopathy (NSFFE), is a transmissible, slowly progressive, degenerative and fatal disease affecting the brain of adult idiots. The USDA estimates that at least 40% of nationalist voters suff...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump Invites Davros and the Daleks to White House Fast Food Feast

Trump Invites Davros and the Daleks to White House Fast Food Feast

WASHINGTON-The fast food commander-in-chief has had a hard time in the past drawing honored guests to White House luncheons. Recently he scored an appropriate win when evil interstellar authoritarian Davros, and the Daleks accepted his invitation to...

Read full story
Funny story: Deep State Raising Gay Amphibian Martian Army

Deep State Raising Gay Amphibian Martian Army

INFO WARS-Well, we hate to say that we told you so, but actually we love it! In a recent knee-quaking, penis-swelling phone call with President Trump, we were given the "definitive-skinny" on what is going on in regards to the most recent threat...

Read full story
Funny story: Go Fund Me Border Wall Donors Go F-ck Yourself

Go Fund Me Border Wall Donors Go F-ck Yourself

Nationalist President Trump supporters have raised over $20 million in a few short months, but they'd have more luck digging a grave for their stupid wall project! "We Build the Wall" nonprofit group is claiming to be very near to the commencemen...

Read full story
Funny story: The Dangers of Sucking Disco Balls

The Dangers of Sucking Disco Balls

A disco ball is a roughly spherical object that reflects light directed at it in many directions, producing a complex display. What are now usually called "disco balls" were first widely used in nightclubs in the 1920s. (source: Wikipedia - Disco bal...

Read full story
Funny story: Living by Anti-Zen Principles

Living by Anti-Zen Principles

In the ongoing culture war, authoritarian nationalists continue to lose ground every second of the day. Diverse, well-adjusted human beings are living their lives as true to themselves as they can, all the while pursuing interests which are geared to...

Read full story
Funny story: Annoying Trend of Nationalist Machine Gun Talking

Annoying Trend of Nationalist Machine Gun Talking

The smoke signal is one of the oldest forms of long-distance communication. It is a form of visual communication used over long distance. In general, smoke signals are used to transmit news, signal danger, or gather people to a common area.(source: W...

Read full story
Funny story: The Secrets of Companies that are Great at Firing

The Secrets of Companies that are Great at Firing

Ineffectual companies always hire large numbers of incompetent employees. One of the oldest corporate lies is that people are the most important of assets. If that were true, companies wouldn't have to assess why their hiring practices fail at rec...

Read full story
Funny story: Melania Trump's New Be A Beast Campaign

Melania Trump's New Be A Beast Campaign

WASHINGTON- We know how hard Melania Trump has worked at spreading the message of her "Be Best" campaign. She has been relying on her public image to promote the child-focused platform committed to well-being and kindness. Unfortunately, Melania...

Read full story
Funny story: Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods

Trump's Got Wood for Tiger Woods

President Trump has awarded Tiger Woods the Medal of Freedom. All while getting some "wood" for Woods. As Tiger Woods addressed everyone present at the White House rose Garden, he was overwhelmed with emotions. All in attendance were equally to...

Read full story
Funny story: Jilted Kim Jong Un Fires Missiles Out of Sexual Frustration Over Trump

Jilted Kim Jong Un Fires Missiles Out of Sexual Frustration Over Trump

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un ordered the launch of missiles in an impromptu assault exercise. Un's strike drill involved a grand total of 540 missiles and rockets. Kim reportedly ordered the exercise to increase combat ability. But everyone...

Read full story
Funny story: Full Time Community Interrogator Needed at Inhuman Services

Full Time Community Interrogator Needed at Inhuman Services

There are some very strange organizations and advertisements out there, but what if you were to run across an organization putting forward an ad like this? Full-time directly unsupportive person needed to assist with daily unsupported personal ne...

Read full story
Funny story: Early Roll Out of 2020 Nationalist Campaign Ad Sample

Early Roll Out of 2020 Nationalist Campaign Ad Sample

While we worry about paying our bills... progressives are spending our hard earned money and looking for new ways to tax us even more! There are just some things that progressives just do not get, like... When patients without money are turned...

Read full story
Funny story: We Might as Well be Walking on the Sun

We Might as Well be Walking on the Sun

Many of us are already well aware that sanctions against the Putin regime have inconvenienced Vladimir Putin and his oligarchy. Oleg Deripaska was given a free ride from the U.S. Senate with regards to the sanctions against him. But Putin realizes...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more