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Funny story: Biden Announces New Gun Reforms

Biden Announces New Gun Reforms

President Joe Biden has announced sweeping changes to US gun laws in an attempt to halt the rising incidences of police and mass shootings. "All guns will be modified to fire gobs of whipped cream instead of bullets. Like in Bugsy Malone," said t…

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Funny story: How To Deal With A Nosy Cunt - Lesson 5

How To Deal With A Nosy Cunt - Lesson 5

When people at gatherings and parties etc, whom I don't know, ask me how I am doing, I like to reply that "I'm not doing so good, actually. I went to the doctor and he told me I had probably only a couple of weeks to live." I say I asked him what was…

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Funny story: CUNT-21 Vaccine Rollout Begins In Florida

CUNT-21 Vaccine Rollout Begins In Florida

The total number of confirmed cases of people being total cunts in Florida was nearing the 30 million mark on Thursday, as new infections continued to trend upward in a majority of counties despite an escalating vaccination campaign. Cases rose by…

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Funny story: How To Deal With A Nosy Cunt - Lesson 3

How To Deal With A Nosy Cunt - Lesson 3

When people at gatherings and parties etc., ask how my wife and I met, I like to go into this elaborate lie where I say that, albeit I was a stranger, I was a kidney donor who matched her then husband's blood type, and was a perfect match. I then…

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Funny story: How To Deal With A Nosy Cunt - Lesson 2

How To Deal With A Nosy Cunt - Lesson 2

When people at gatherings and parties etc., ask how many kids I have, I like to reply that I have three beautiful daughters and one really ugly one. I then elaborate that she truly is minging, I mean fucking horrendous-looking, like I wouldn't wish…

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Funny story: How To Deal With A Nosy Cunt - Lesson 1

How To Deal With A Nosy Cunt - Lesson 1

When people at gatherings and parties etc., ask how my wife and I met, I like to go into this elaborate lie where I say she was a bridesmaid at my original wedding, and my girlfriend's best friend at the time, and that we hooked up on the actual wedd…

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Funny story: Conversations With My Peruvian Wife: Number 2.

Conversations With My Peruvian Wife: Number 2.

THE MONSTERS/FRANKENSTEIN Date: March 15th, 2021. Location: Home, watching TV. Weather Conditions: Sunny. Mental State: Slightly high. Gissell: Did you have that show 'The Frankensteins' in England? Me: Come again? Gissell: The Fran…

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Funny story: Conversations With My Peruvian Wife: Number 1.

Conversations With My Peruvian Wife: Number 1.

DAVID BOWIE Date: March 2nd, 2021. Location: Car, listening to the radio. Weather Conditions: Sunny. Mental State: Normal. *Gigi singing along to Heroes by David Bowie which is playing on the radio. Me: You know David Bowie isn't…

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Funny story: Diverse Oscar Nominations Really Going To Change Things For Me Says Single Mother-Of-Four

Diverse Oscar Nominations Really Going To Change Things For Me Says Single Mother-Of-Four

The news that nine actors of color earned Academy Award nominations on Monday, setting an Oscar record for diversity in those categories, has one single mother-of-four jumping with joy. Hardworking Sylvia Jackson, 35, of Cypress Hills, Illinois, s…

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Funny story: Man Terrified After Biden Says US Will Be 'Back To Normal' by July 4

Man Terrified After Biden Says US Will Be 'Back To Normal' by July 4

President Joe Biden's announcement that Americans can expect life to return to normal later this summer, has left one Fort Lauderdale man terrified. Duncan Whitehead, 54 (though he looks 35), handsome, articulate, great dancer, lover, and all-ar…

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Funny story: Harry Proclaims Himself The King In The North!

Harry Proclaims Himself The King In The North!

"Harry 'the Bastard' Windsor has avenged the Paris Betrayal He is the Ginger Wolf! The King in the North of LA! The King in the North LA!" Was the chant from California that announced that Prince Harry has laid down the gauntlet to the British Royal…

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Funny story: Wolves Eat Baby That It Was Hoped They Would Raise

Wolves Eat Baby That It Was Hoped They Would Raise

Reports from Burnley are indicating that a pack of wolves did not raise a baby they found abandoned in the woods, but, against all logic, ate it instead. Authorities told reporters that they found a knitted pink bobble hat, traces of blood, and ch…

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Funny story: Covid-19 CAN Be Transmitted Through The Internet Says Dr Fauci

Covid-19 CAN Be Transmitted Through The Internet Says Dr Fauci

The chief medical advisor to the President, Anthony Fauci has acknowledged the possibility that anyone could contract COVID-19 just by surfing the web, reading an email from an infected person, or even talking on the phone with them; widening the pos…

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Funny story: Man Defers Wank For Another Time

Man Defers Wank For Another Time

A Fort Lauderdale man postponed a highly anticipated wank after realizing that he ran the risk of getting caught in the act by either his wife, his daughter or the guy who 'does the garden'. The man, whose identity cannot be revealed, had planned…

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Funny story: #DeleteFacebook! Facebook Group Deleted

#DeleteFacebook! Facebook Group Deleted

A Facebook Group created calling for a boycott of Facebook after it took the extraordinary step of banning users in Australia from accessing news in a row over paying for content, has been deleted, by Facebook. 'Delete Facebook', 'Boycott Zuckerbe…

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Funny story: Dementia Risk Rises If You Read Misleading Headlines

Dementia Risk Rises If You Read Misleading Headlines

People who read misleading news articles have an increased risk of dementia, according to research that adds to concerns about the impact of the news media on the nation's mental health. Roughly one in 10 cases of Alzheimer’s in urban areas could…

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Funny story: Hamster Ate My Freddie Starr

Hamster Ate My Freddie Starr

A fan of the late comedian Freddie Starr has claimed that her pet hamster, Vince, ate her rare Freddie Starr action figure after escaping from his cage at her home in Birchwood, Cheshire. Distraught Lisa Salton told friends that Vince had gnawed h…

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