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Funny story: Ghost of James Buchanan makes annual appearance

Ghost of James Buchanan makes annual appearance

Once a year a chill falls upon the White House as the specter of long dead president James Buchanan appears and offers advice to the current sitting president and is then promptly ignored. The first report of this phenomenon was when the ghostly…

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Funny story: Oppenheimer Not What He Seems Scientists Say

Oppenheimer Not What He Seems Scientists Say

In a shocking turn of events today that’s sure to shake the world the famous theoretical physicist and professor of physics at the University of California, Berkeley, J. Robert Oppenheimer, was discovered to never once have performed a sweet 180-kick...

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Funny story: Opinion: Solving the immigration crisis

Opinion: Solving the immigration crisis

How to solve Immigration (and, by definition, all our other problems since they, too, stem from filthy foreigners). To say we have an immigration problem is an understatement. Not since Alexander wept because he had no worlds left to conquer, has...

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Funny story: Town appalled flume ride uses dirty water

Town appalled flume ride uses dirty water

It was recently discovered by residents of Goodstun, Arizona that the local log ride, built in 1957, has, in fact, been using dirty water for years. The discovery was made when local scientists from the Goodstun YMCA tested the ph balance only fo...

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Funny story: Opinion: If Vehicular Manslaughter is wrong I don’t wanna be right

Opinion: If Vehicular Manslaughter is wrong I don’t wanna be right

This piece is an opinion piece and doesn’t represent the views of The Spoof Let me ask this question, when did our country become such a puritanical society that the very idea of vehicular manslaughter is now frowned upon across the political aisl...

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Funny story: Anarchist group disbanded upon realization its an organization

Anarchist group disbanded upon realization its an organization

A local anarchist group, known for protests and causing general unrest, disbanded this week, when members realized that they were, in fact, an organization “I didn’t sign up to this group for us to become organized,” said long time member, Barlow...

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Funny story: Humanity’s last hope questions Eldritch Council's logic

Humanity’s last hope questions Eldritch Council's logic

Young man Darren Radthorp, recently discovered to be the reincarnation of the Saverine, defeater of Lord Ulmoch, has been reportedly questioning the logic of the great Eldritch Council which claims he must face a resurgent Ulmoch alone. “I mean,...

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Funny story: Uncle insists he was in Texas during events of chainsaw massacre

Uncle insists he was in Texas during events of chainsaw massacre

At a family event last month an Uncle kept insisting he was in Texas during the grisly murders of the fictional film “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” “We tried explaining to him that it was a movie based around the killings by Ed Gein in Wisconsin bu...

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Funny story: Boy you teased in high school becomes omnipotent leader of his own planet

Boy you teased in high school becomes omnipotent leader of his own planet

Recent reports from the international space station suggest that the boy you used to pick on in high school has somehow developed unfathomable powers and taken control of a previously unknown heavenly body in the area of Betelgeuse. “We were send...

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Funny story: Ancient Vampire Who Yearns for Death Reviews Oceans 8

Ancient Vampire Who Yearns for Death Reviews Oceans 8

900 year old vampire Ardith Dartan, who wishes for nothing more than to finally be freed from his wretched existence, shared his thoughts about the latest film in the long running Oceans series. “I found the heist to be less interesting than the...

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Funny story: Putin Claims No Russian Interference in Putin’s Election

Putin Claims No Russian Interference in Putin’s Election

In a shocking break with all his intelligence agencies Russian President Vladimir Putin confirms that he believes Vladimir Putin’s claim that he did not interfere in Russia’s elections. “A slanderous claim," the leader said when asked about the a...

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Funny story: Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout

Local Pie Thief located, killed in violent shootout

After weeks of investigation local man Lawerance Oddert, father of three, was killed in a violent shootout with police after stealing a pie that was cooling on old Miss Tennanbaums window sill. The police first started suspecting Oddert when he refus...

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