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Funny story: Victim who sent police to wrong house, resulting in SWAT killing an innocent family, is jailed for murder

Victim who sent police to wrong house, resulting in SWAT killing an innocent family, is jailed for murder

A rape victim who dialled 911 when the man whose house she was visiting unexpectedly raped her, but got the house number wrong because she had never been there before, and was suffering from PTSD from the attack, was yesterday convicted of murder, wh…

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Funny story: Donald Trump blames “the world” for the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi

Donald Trump blames “the world” for the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi

US President Donald Trump declared that “the world” was to blame for the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi. Mr Khashoggi died in Turkey on 2 October 2018. It was widely believed that he was killed by agents of Saudi Arabia’s crown prince...

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Funny story: Meghan Markle is praised for “shutting her own car door”

Meghan Markle is praised for “shutting her own car door”

The Duchess of Sussex was praised on social media after a photo was seen of her closing her own car door on arrival at a posh party. Net junkies went wild with excitement, posting messages about this. Gotnolife wrote “Wow, just fallen off chair,...

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Funny story: Nicola Sturgeon, mistaken for a laboratory hamster, was kept in a cage for 2 weeks until dramatically rescued by snatch squad led by Alex Salmond

Nicola Sturgeon, mistaken for a laboratory hamster, was kept in a cage for 2 weeks until dramatically rescued by snatch squad led by Alex Salmond

News is emerging from a Reuters source that Nicola Sturgeon was mistaken by American health care professionals for a Scottish hamster and was held in a cage for a fortnight until rescued by a crack team of SNP agents. The confusing reports suggest...

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Funny story: Donald Trump tweets tribute to Bruce Forsyth

Donald Trump tweets tribute to Bruce Forsyth

President Trump has used his Twitter account to express his deep sadness at the death of veteran British entertainer Sir Bruce Forsyth, who died yesterday at the age of 89. Sir Bruce has been a star of British television for decades and much-loved...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's son-in-law met three Russians called Sergei, Oleg and Aleksandr but "believed they were selling him home insurance from Comparethemarket.com"

Donald Trump's son-in-law met three Russians called Sergei, Oleg and Aleksandr but "believed they were selling him home insurance from Comparethemarket.com"

Jared Kushner, the U.S. President's son-in-law, admitted to a senate committee that he hold a business meeting before the election with a group of Russians but insisted that it had nothing to do with rubbishing Hillary Clinton, currying favour with t...

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Funny story: Sir Vince Cable sells his soul to the Devil to stop Brexit

Sir Vince Cable sells his soul to the Devil to stop Brexit

LibDem leadership hopeful Sir Vince Cable announced that he will be entering into a pact with the Devil to stop Brexit. The one-time Business Secretary said "Labour, Tory and other MPs who are opposed to leaving the EU should be ready to sacrifice...

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