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Funny story: Trump.com™ to issue Pre-Emptive Kremlin Pardons for 13 Indicted Russians Cyber Spies

Trump.com™ to issue Pre-Emptive Kremlin Pardons for 13 Indicted Russians Cyber Spies

Following the now accepted Presidential standard of offering Pardons for loyal party hacks who provide diffusion for the fake Russian investigation. The latest batch of lucky Pardonees are out of the starting box early. In fact the Pardons were ann...

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Funny story: Nunes secret memo will expose Priory of Sion, Kaepernick and Aliens behind anti-Dotard Buffoon Clown conspiracy

Nunes secret memo will expose Priory of Sion, Kaepernick and Aliens behind anti-Dotard Buffoon Clown conspiracy

Finally the Axis of Evil kooky conspiracy fabricator, Looney Nuney has decided to go all out in his religious fervor to protect Dotard Buffoon Clown from his evil past. His informants have found in a highly secretive little known publication calle...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ to ban all immigration from S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona

Trump.com™ to ban all immigration from S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona

The Very Whitehouse has released an statement confirming that S&%#hole countries like California, Texas and Arizona will have all immigration cancelled. They said this was to stem the evil brown tide that is destroying the lifestyles of rich whi...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ outsources Whitehouse Policy to Fox and Friends

Trump.com™ outsources Whitehouse Policy to Fox and Friends

After much derision against Trump.com™ rampant toxic outbursts at the 3am bewitching hour, the Whitehouse have decided to outsource all further Twitter Twatter outbursts to Murdoch. Murdoch made the announcement along side Trump.com™ a...

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Funny story: Thousands of Service Personel seek Trauma counseling after Trump.com™ Thanksgiving Speech for the Troops

Thousands of Service Personel seek Trauma counseling after Trump.com™ Thanksgiving Speech for the Troops

Medical Doctors are reporting a huge upsurge in active service personnel seeking psychological treatment for PTSSD (Post Trump Speech Stress Disorder) after Trump.com™ Thanksgiving Speech for the Troops. Doctors say they have not seen a sur...

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Funny story: Bond 007 latest movie - The Russian Spy that didn't know he was a Spy until he became President of America

Bond 007 latest movie - The Russian Spy that didn't know he was a Spy until he became President of America

The latest Bond 007 thriller announced by the Eon production company is set to start filming soon. Given there are no more Ian Fleming books to adapt they are said to be contriving a modern story line from contemporary events. This time Daniel Cr...

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Funny story: Mnuchin™ to compensate middle class for higher taxes with free Greenback Bathmats for the Rich

Mnuchin™ to compensate middle class for higher taxes with free Greenback Bathmats for the Rich

After the laborious task of raping the middle class Mnuchin™ and Marie took time out to inspect the new greenback Bathmat. Marie had complained that she was weary of all the arduous work in Washington and took a military executive jet to the...

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Funny story: Duterte applies for Axis of Evil membership using Avatar Vigilante Assassin Buffoon Clown

Duterte applies for Axis of Evil membership using Avatar Vigilante Assassin Buffoon Clown

It appears the latest Warlord to apply to join the Buffoon Clown Axis of Evil is Duterte. He has chosen the Avatar with the full title of Vigilante Assassin Buffoon Clown. His initial pitch to Dotard went well with a big screen love song recital...

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Funny story: After IQ test results MENSA confirm Trump.com™ not a Moron - Didn't score enough points to reach Moron category

After IQ test results MENSA confirm Trump.com™ not a Moron - Didn't score enough points to reach Moron category

After the infamous MENSA Tillerson Trump.com™ IQ Challenge the test results have been published. Despite assurances from Tillerson that Trump.com™ was a moron it now turns out that Trump.com™ did not score enough points to reach...

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Funny story: Wacko Jacko 2.0 gives the Melbourne Cup Birdcage a good lickin'

Wacko Jacko 2.0 gives the Melbourne Cup Birdcage a good lickin'

Invited by Myers as a Melbourne Cup Style Ambassador she soon found the exclusive Birdcage decor not to her liking and set about giving it a good licking to make herself feel more comfortable. However the Aussies in their predictable pubescent whi...

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Funny story: Man reported shouting at a Sports Game on his TV. Suspecting possible self-harming, Police taser and kill him to protect him.

Man reported shouting at a Sports Game on his TV. Suspecting possible self-harming, Police taser and kill him to protect him.

In Canberra Australia and man who was a bit drunk and was shouting in his lounge room was deemed to be a huge public risk and was tasered to death. Police say he was shouting nasty things at them, like get out of my house you pack of storm trooper...

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Funny story: Mueller drops Russian Investigtion after Trump.com™ and Putin assures him there was no collusion with Russia - Meanwhile Trump.com™ prepares Pre-emptive Pardon for Manfart and Cohorts

Mueller drops Russian Investigtion after Trump.com™ and Putin assures him there was no collusion with Russia - Meanwhile Trump.com™ prepares Pre-emptive Pardon for Manfart and Cohorts

Despite 12 indictments for Trump.com™ associates he denies any collusion with Russia and it was purely coincidental Manfart was his campaign manager the same time he was receiving payments from a foreign power. Muellers strategy was up to no...

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Funny story: Dotard Buffoon Clown finally responds to Honky Cats Big Hats™ and Gay Advocate Lumo Scarfs™, but Fashion Gurus less than impressed

Dotard Buffoon Clown finally responds to Honky Cats Big Hats™ and Gay Advocate Lumo Scarfs™, but Fashion Gurus less than impressed

After the extreme success of Honky Cats Big Hats™ and Gay Advocate Buffoon Clowns Lumo Scarfs™, Dotard Buffoon Clown has belatedly released his new line of Children's Terrorists Party Wear™. However despite the fashion industries...

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Funny story: Due to Budget Cuts, Local Councils forced to use unemployed locals as Crocodile Bait

Due to Budget Cuts, Local Councils forced to use unemployed locals as Crocodile Bait

After the recent welfare crackdown many unfortunate souls are being forced into Croc Baiting Jobs to feed their family. Under direct orders from the ever increasing right wing fascist Australian government many hapless souls are being arbitrarily...

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Funny story: Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football

Mattis and Kelly hire Kaepernick to tackle Trump.com™ if he goes for the nuke football

The Whitehouse generals are so worried about an accidental nuclear war that Trump.com™ might start in a fit of blind rage and spite they have hired Kaepernick to tackle the president if he lunges for the nuke football. They said he seemed a...

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Funny story: After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

After Trump.com™ challenge to Tillerson, MENSA design a special Moron IQ Test

After Tillersons outburst about the overall mental incompetency of the president, Trump.com™ has challenged him to an IQ competition. Early details of what MENSAs Special Moron IQ Test will look like have been leaked to this reporter exclusi...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ issues Pre-emptive Pardon for Stone and Cohen ahead of Senate Testimony

Trump.com™ issues Pre-emptive Pardon for Stone and Cohen ahead of Senate Testimony

In order to offer his Russian Money Laundering Allies some air coverage Trump.com™ has today issued 2 Pre-emptive Pardons for Stone and Cohen ahead to their senate testimony. This has caused the usual outrage amongst the establishment but is...

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