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Westminster Winner Stripped of Crown in Gay Doggie Scandal

Funny story: Westminster Winner Stripped of Crown in Gay Doggie Scandal

The winner of the Westminster dog show has been stripped of his title due to a long-standing relationship with a same-sex lover. The American Kennel Club announced that Jimmy, an English springer spaniel, would heave to return his trophy and give up...

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Rich Finally Admit They're Getting Richer

Funny story: Rich Finally Admit They're Getting Richer

After several years of denial, America's rich are finally admitting they are getting richer.

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Bush Orders 3 Million Lite-Brites Detained

Funny story: Bush Orders 3 Million Lite-Brites Detained

Terrorism concerns have prompted President Bush to sign an emergency executive order to arrest and detain all three million of the nation's lite-brite toys. Lite-Brites displaying smartass cartoon characters terrorized Boston and brought the cit...

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Super Bowl to Ban Roman Numerals Starting in MMVIII

Funny story: Super Bowl to Ban Roman Numerals Starting in MMVIII

Super Bowl XLI will be a milestone in Super Bowl history. Will the game be more entertaining than the commercials? Unlikely. Rather, this will be the last year the NFL will designate the game with those confusing Roman numerals.

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America Attempts to Return Bush for Refund, but Cannot Produce Receipt

Funny story: America Attempts to Return Bush for Refund, but Cannot Produce Receipt

Although the vast majority of Americans would like to return President Bush and get their money back, they are hampered by the lack of a receipt. The latest Newsweek poll shows a paltry 30% of Americans believe Bush is doing a good job as President.

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Oprah Announces Chicago Yellow Pages is New Book Club Pick

Funny story: Oprah Announces Chicago Yellow Pages is New Book Club Pick

Oprah Winfrey announced today that the Chicago suburban Yellow Pages is her next book club pick. This is her first book club selection since James Frey's controversial "A Million Little Pieces" last year. Frey's book was presented...

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Excessive Exercise Causing US Youth to Lose Video Gaming Prominence

Funny story: Excessive Exercise Causing US Youth to Lose Video Gaming Prominence

American kids are spending so much time exercising that they are starting to lose their lead as the best video gamers in the world. This has profound economic and national security implications.

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Last Non-Dysfunctional Family in America Falls Apart

Funny story: Last Non-Dysfunctional Family in America Falls Apart

For the last three years the Petersons of Monmouth, New Jersey have had the proud distinction of being the only non-dysfunctional family in America. With a blissful marriage, well-adjusted kids, and no feuds in sight, they were the envy of their nei...

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Playing Bush Speech Backwards Reveals "Gore Was Right About Everything!"

Funny story: Playing Bush Speech Backwards Reveals "Gore Was Right About Everything!"

The handful of Americans who managed to stay awake through President Bush's State of the Union address noted there was nothing especially noteworthy. Listening to the speech backwards, however, reveals Bush apparently saying "Gore was right...

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Scientists Discover Area of the Brain Responsible for Discovering Areas of the Brain

Funny story: Scientists Discover Area of the Brain Responsible for Discovering Areas of the Brain

In an amazing feat of recursive neurophysiology, scientists have found the specific area of the brain used by humans to determine what specific areas of the brain are used for.

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Jealous Britney Spears Checks Into Rehab Too

Funny story: Jealous Britney Spears Checks Into Rehab Too

Partying around town without underwear is not the only thing Britney Spears will do to get attention. Britney is angry that actress Lindsay Lohan has knocked her off the headlines with drunken escapades which were then followed by checking into a sw...

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Movie Ratings System Replaced With "What Would Jesus Watch?"

Funny story: Movie Ratings System Replaced With "What Would Jesus Watch?"

Hollywood announced today that their current movie-ratings system would be scrapped and replaced with a "What would Jesus watch?" rating structure. Critics of the current system complain it is too secretive, inconsistent, and no longer use...

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Trump Tops Forbes "Most Annoying Billionaire" List

Funny story: Trump Tops Forbes "Most Annoying Billionaire" List

Donald Trump likes to be number one in all things, and he can add another to his collection with Forbes magazine putting him on top of their "Most Annoying Billionaire" list. With over 400 Americans having a net worth of least a billion do...

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Hillary Clinton Takes Lead in Platitudes for 2008 Presidential Election

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Takes Lead in Platitudes for 2008 Presidential Election

Hillary Clinton, who just formally announced that she is running for President in 2008, appears to be leading all other contenders in the all-important area of platitude raising.

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Hackers Hit Match.com; Make Inappropriate Matches

Funny story: Hackers Hit Match.com; Make Inappropriate Matches

Online dating site Match.com was hit by hackers who scrambled the relationship logic in order to make thousands of matches that are doomed to failure. Match.com is the world's largest online dating site, and prides itself on being able to find l...

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"Spend More Time with My Family" Excuse is Replaced by "Pursue My Dream to Be a Porn Star"

Funny story: "Spend More Time with My Family" Excuse is Replaced by "Pursue My Dream to Be a Porn Star"

Executives and politicians forced to resign their positions typically say they were motivated by the need to "spend more time with my family". This sounds better in press releases than "I'm about to be indicted" or "they...

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Wal-Mart Launches "Not as Evil as You Think" Campaign

Funny story: Wal-Mart Launches "Not as Evil as You Think" Campaign

Wal-Mart has launched a massive TV campaign built around the tag-line "Wal-Mart: We're Not as Evil as You Think". The retail giant is fighting back against charges it under-insures employees, homogenizes the landscape, and generally is...

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Don't Fire That Problem Employee - Sell Him on eBay!

Funny story: Don't Fire That Problem Employee - Sell Him on eBay!

Every office has the guy who spends all day looking at internet porn, or the woman who unknowingly provides entertainment by constantly screaming on the phone to her ex about what a jerk he is. Managers are reluctant to fire them because it means lo...

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