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Funny story: Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.

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Funny story: Blair: More Hutton Reports Please!

Blair: More Hutton Reports Please!

Riding on the fame, notoriety and increase of groupie offers that he has gained from his triumphant outcome in the Hutton Inquiry, 'Prime' Minister Tony Blair has ordered that there be more Hutton Inquiries "to keep the NHS off the front...

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Funny story: September 11th anniversary: predicted attacks 'bollocks'

September 11th anniversary: predicted attacks 'bollocks'

The leaders and officials of the world are today trying to think up of a some sort of scandal about Arnold Schwarzeneggar to hide the embarassing news that their 9/11 security alerts were pointless.

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Funny story: Orlando Bloom interviewed by every journalist alive

Orlando Bloom interviewed by every journalist alive

The Guiness Company today confirmed that actor and girl look-a-like Orlando Bloom has now been interviewed by every journalist living on the planet today.

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Funny story: Penguins - the verdict

Penguins - the verdict

Recently here at TheSpoof, there has been some talk -- negative talk, I must divulge -- of a small breed of flightless Antarctic birds known as Penguins. As a distinguished and well-thought-of writer (by my mum), I feel this is an important theme which must be continued; a matter that must be discussed - and a case that, ultimately, should be closed. Therefore I have decided to proc...

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Funny story: God admits: "I'm Gay"

God admits: "I'm Gay"

In an unprecedented move that has sent ripples through all denominations of the Christian faith, God, almighty creator and CEO of Christianity Inc., has officially 'come out' and admitted that he is a homosexual.

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Funny story: Henman defeated; blames opponent

Henman defeated; blames opponent

Tim Henman, the tennis-er, has finally been defeated in this year's Wimbledon tournament. Henman, who despite not having a very good voice is UK No. 1 (sorry), has laid the blame of his hugely unexpected defeat upon the shoulders of his...

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Funny story: Home Office tighten security after Parker-Bowles break-in at Windsor

Home Office tighten security after Parker-Bowles break-in at Windsor

Home Secretary David Blunkett has apologised to the Royal Family and promised tighter security after last week's break in at Prince William's 21st birthday 'bash'. Invited guests at the party were shocked to see Camilla Parker-Bowles...

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Funny story: The real deal on food

The real deal on food

A.A. Gill is a damn liar. 'The Sunday Times' columnist has, for many years now, fooled the nation's broadsheet-buying public into thinking that he was a food critic. Fools! "Gill" (if, I very much doubt, that is his real name) can now be exposed as the fraud that he truly is. For while the words underneath his name may say 'Food Critic', have you ever actual...

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Funny story: Hereford Utd to bid for Olympics

Hereford Utd to bid for Olympics

Hereford United have made a bid to host the 2004 Summer Olympics. The Conference team were quick to shake off any allegations that Athens had already been picked as a location for the next athletics competition, saying "Sod those stupid fat Gre...

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