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Funny story: President Trump issues apology

President Trump issues apology

WASHINGTON D.C.- In a move that no one expected, a unprecedented move that is now reaching legendary status, President of the United States of America Donald Trump apologized. Thousands were invited to the speech, many of whom are people the Presiden...

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Funny story: Trump forms plan to combat antisemitism based on Breitbart claim about love for pork being root of issue

Trump forms plan to combat antisemitism based on Breitbart claim about love for pork being root of issue

President Trump today announced a plan to tackle antisemitism in America. With bomb threats to Jewish centers and cemetery desecration, many have been critical of the president's underwhelming response to the issue. Today however, the President spoke...

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Funny story: Wayne Lapierre urges Americans to buy more guns to defend against the left

Wayne Lapierre urges Americans to buy more guns to defend against the left

MARYLAND - At the Conservative Political Action Conference on Friday, head of the National Rifle Association Wayne Lapierre strongly condemned public political activity of the left. He described actions of protesters who voice opposition to the poli...

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Funny story: Unnamed president slams unnamed news agencies for using unnamed sources

Unnamed president slams unnamed news agencies for using unnamed sources

UNNAMED LOCATION - An unnamed president furthered his or her unnamed fight against unnamed news organizations at an unnamed conference on a recent unnamed day. The unnamed president criticized use of unnamed sources for news and declared that whenev...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Endorses The Spoof as "Best News in America" & "Best News in the World"

Donald Trump Endorses The Spoof as "Best News in America" & "Best News in the World"

WASHINGTON D.C. - At a news conference today to announce a new nominee for Labor secretary, Donald Trump took time to describe how the media is ruining the policies of the United States of America. Trump criticized most of the media for being fake a...

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Funny story: Putin gets Latvia for Valentine's Day

Putin gets Latvia for Valentine's Day

The Russian Federation Annexed Latvia today in what it called "a great victory for freedom." The annexation was catalyzed by a television statement by Donald Trump that Latvia hasn't been paying its fair share in regards to NATO & that the Unite...

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Funny story: Gen. Flynn in critical condition after being thrown under bus

Gen. Flynn in critical condition after being thrown under bus

Tragedy struck Washington D.C. today as journalists witnessed General Michael Flynn get thrown under the bus by Sean Spicer. No one was able to stop it. Flynn was new to his position as National Security Advisor, having served only 24 days. Spicer...

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Funny story: Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

Prime Minister Abe's visit to U.S. cut short after Panda Express comments

WASHINGTON D.C. - Shinzo Abe's state visit to Washington D.C. was cut short unexpectedly the other day. The leader of Japan did not cite his reasons to suddenly cut short his White house meetings but sources from D.C. imply that Abe decided to return...

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Funny story: Man listening to Santana deported

Man listening to Santana deported

Stephen Blazkiczek of Manhattan was deported today, when he was mistaken as an illegal immigrant as he played Santana on his car stereo while driving through Texas for a road trip. The immigration official heard Blazkiczek's car playing Santana's...

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Funny story: Trump agrees soon-to-be-defunct national parks to be sold

Trump agrees soon-to-be-defunct national parks to be sold

In 2014, Ranchers in Oregon protested the federal government's right to own protected lands. They contended that land cannot be owned on behalf of the public by government entities. The ranchers armed themselves & occupied Malheur National Wildli...

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Funny story: Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Donald Trump challenges leader of ISIS to hand-to-hand combat

Donald Trump released a video today in which he has taken his first steps in confronting ISIS. The video consists of Donald Trump declaring how he & America are fed up with terrorist leader Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi, his terrorist organization ISI...

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Funny story: Donald Trump breaks ground on building giant Wahl on US-Mexican border

Donald Trump breaks ground on building giant Wahl on US-Mexican border

U.S. - Mexican Border "A momentous occasion for American democracy" as described by White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer happened today in the desert of the American Southwest. There we saw the laying of the foundation of the border Wahl that...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Hillary Clinton elcted first woman president of Catopia

Catopian Republic One hundred percent of catopia celebrated today in a post inaugural festival following the election of Hillary Clinton as the newly formed nation's first woman president. Not only was Mrs. Clinton elected president, but she was also...

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Funny story: Redheads concerned how Donald Trump will affect their Image

Redheads concerned how Donald Trump will affect their Image

Being a redhead isn't easy. From being burned as witches, to being turned away from sperm banks and servers in Hawaii hesitating to serve spicy food to you, no one ever wanted to grow up to feel like the red-headed step child. Apart from the occasion...

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Funny story: Roy Cohn clones to replace all unworthy cabinet members

Roy Cohn clones to replace all unworthy cabinet members

Donald Trump today has promised his base that should any of his cabinet members be found to be failing in their jobs, he would swiftly replace them. The person he has planned to nominate in place of what he called "losers" will be a clone of Donald T...

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Funny story: Former Eastern European Prostitutes to Improve Lives as Future Secret Service Agents

Former Eastern European Prostitutes to Improve Lives as Future Secret Service Agents

With concerns among liberals of mass deportations in the near future, a surprise announcement was made today by the White House staffing officials concerning an approved influx of legal immigrants coming to the United States. Described in the pre...

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Funny story: Donald Trump requests Daily intelligence briefings in Audio Format

Donald Trump requests Daily intelligence briefings in Audio Format

The controversy over Trump refusing intelligence briefings has been resolved today. The President-elect made a deal with the Intelligence Agency to receive his daily intelligence briefings in audio format. Trump stated he had concerns that "it wo...

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