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Santa Claus Charges Writers of “Santa Baby” with Sexual Harrasment, Bullying

Funny story: Santa Claus Charges Writers of “Santa Baby” with Sexual Harrasment, Bullying

North Pole - Santa Claus, speaking to reporters yesterday outside his Arctic office, leveled charges of sexual harassment and bullying at the songwriting team of Javits and Springer, and singer Eartha Kitt, for their 50’s holiday hit “Santa Baby”.

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Heartland Institute Researcher Declares Fifth "New Ice Age" Onset in Last Twenty Years

Funny story: Heartland Institute Researcher Declares Fifth "New Ice Age" Onset in Last Twenty Years

Washington - After studying worldwide temperature data from late 2016 until early 2018, Dr. Sy D. Nial of the Heartland Institute, a think tank funded by Exxon and the Clean Beautiful Coal Institute of America, as well as the Koch, Murdoch and Merce...

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Caravan Immigrant: "We Would Have Stayed in Paradise in Honduras, but the Soros Money was Just Too Good"

Funny story: Caravan Immigrant: "We Would Have Stayed in Paradise in Honduras, but the Soros Money was Just Too Good"

Tijuana, B.C., Mexico - Several migrants interviewed near the international border crossing in Tijuana expressed regret that they had left their comfortable lives, residing in beautiful homes in crime-free resort settings in Honduras and Guatamala, a...

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Spoof Classifieds- Position Available, Climate Science Editor for Right Wing Blog Site

New York - A conservative blog site has an immediate opening for the staff position of Climate Science Editor, or as we internally refer to it, Anti-Climate Science Editor. The successful applicant will have responsibility to manage our site's eff...

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Lonely Guy Finally Scores with Multiple Women After Buying Jordan Peterson Books and Lectures

Funny story: Lonely Guy Finally Scores with Multiple Women After Buying Jordan Peterson Books and Lectures

Toronto - After years of involuntary celibacy, a local man in his late 30’s reported that he was able to date and consummate relationships with several attractive women after purchasing books, lectures and podcasts by Canadian professor and right win...

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GOP Candidate Loses Support in Own Party After Saying She was “Just Kidding About Keeping Liberal Folks From Voting”

Funny story: GOP Candidate Loses Support in Own Party After Saying She was “Just Kidding About Keeping Liberal Folks From Voting”

Jackson, Mississippi - GOP Senate candidate Cindy Hyde-Smith, facing a runoff election next week with Democratic challenger Mike Espy in Mississippi, walked back her recent comments that suppression of liberal voting was a "great idea", now saying t...

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2018 Version of Lindsey Graham in Office Shouting Match with 2016 Graham, According to Staff

Funny story: 2018 Version of Lindsey Graham in Office Shouting Match with 2016 Graham, According to Staff

Washington - According to sources, workers at Lindsey Graham's senate offices have been alarmed by recent heated arguments between the 2016 "southern gentleman" version of Lindsey Graham and the current loud, obnoxious Trumpist version of the South C...

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Trump to Send Crack Team of FBI Kavanaugh Investigators to Look Into Khashoggi Murder

Funny story: Trump to Send Crack Team of FBI Kavanaugh Investigators to Look Into Khashoggi Murder

Washington - President Donald Trump and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo have decided to send the same FBI team that completed the 3 day investigation into the Brett Kavanaugh sexual assault charges to Turkey to investigate the murder of journalist Jam...

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Kavanaugh Confirmation Delayed Until After Election As McCain Memorial Enters 21st Day

Funny story: Kavanaugh Confirmation Delayed Until After Election As McCain Memorial Enters 21st Day

Washington - The Senate confirmation hearings for Bret Kavanaugh, the Trump administration's nominee to fill the vacant seat on the U.S. Supreme Court, has been tabled until after the mid-term elections in early November, as a majority of Senators wi...

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Mueller Indicts 811 Russians and 72 Million Americans for Election Meddling on Social Media

Funny story: Mueller Indicts 811 Russians and 72 Million Americans for Election Meddling on Social Media

Washington - All Indictments have finally been handed down in the Russian election meddling investigation by the Justice Department and Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller. The individuals, including 811 Russian nationals, President Trump and 72 mil...

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Financial Press Shocked that Government Official Who has 2.5 Billion in Debt Wants Lower Interest Rates

Funny story: Financial Press Shocked that Government Official Who has 2.5 Billion in Debt Wants Lower Interest Rates

New York - A government official, whose private company owes banks and investors over 2.5 billion dollars through 500 private partnerships, broke long standing protocol and criticized the Federal Reserve Board for raising interest rates, rattling bus...

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Navy Seal Team Rescues Alan Dershowitz from Martha’s Vineyard

Funny story: Navy Seal Team Rescues Alan Dershowitz from Martha’s Vineyard

Hyannis Port, Mass. - As billions watched in the United States and around the world, a complex operation involving dozens of U.S. Navy Seal divers and support personnel have succeeded in removing famous legal analyst, news commentator and Trump suppo...

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650 Million Democrats Suddenly Switched Parties in the Last Three Weeks, According to Social Media Data

Funny story: 650 Million Democrats Suddenly Switched Parties in the Last Three Weeks, According to Social Media Data

Washington - According to a program that analyzes statistical data gathered from Twitter and Facebook accounts using #walkaway, 650 million registered Democrats in the United States have become Republicans in the last three weeks. "I was a libtar...

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President Trump Offers to Pardon Oklahoma Senator James M. Inhofe in Tweet

Funny story: President Trump Offers to Pardon Oklahoma Senator James M. Inhofe in Tweet

Washington - President Trump indicated in two tweets that he will pardon James Inhofe, the current senator from Oklahoma, in the next few days. "Jim Inhofe is a great senator who has been horribly treated by Obama, Hillary and the Dems since he wa...

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Jordan Peterson Suggests Lobotomies are a Good Cure for Liberalism

Funny story: Jordan Peterson Suggests Lobotomies are a Good Cure for Liberalism

Toronto, Canada - College Professor and leading conservative author Jordan Peterson, on a speaking tour in the United States, expounded upon his previously held belief that those who differ politically with himself and his alt-right followers must be...

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Trump’s Good Friend Pecker Nixes Enquirer Playmate Affair Story

Funny story: Trump’s Good Friend Pecker Nixes Enquirer Playmate Affair Story

Washington - According to David Pecker, owner of the most trusted and accurate news magazine in the country, National Enquirer, the recent story of an alleged affair between Donald Trump and Playboy Playmate Karen McDougal is "not credible". This ex...

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Trump Lawyer Known for Philanthropic Work Saving Women from Porn

Funny story: Trump Lawyer Known for Philanthropic Work Saving Women from Porn

Washington - Donald Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, is well know in charity circles as a crusader for helping to rescue misguided women from a degrading life in the pornography business. This often involves the payment of large sums of mon...

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Prices Go Up 2% in Federal Reserve Board’s Ivory Tower Location

Funny story: Prices Go Up 2% in Federal Reserve Board’s Ivory Tower Location

Washington - Prices for various goods and services that can be purchased in the Washington D.C. area Ivory Tower in which the Federal Reserve Board meets around eight times a year have increased year over year at a 2% annual clip, according to inflat...

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Breaking news…

Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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