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Funny story: Toilet Paper Shortage Scaring the Shit Out of Everyone

Toilet Paper Shortage Scaring the Shit Out of Everyone

United States - It has been widely reported that store shelves are devoid of toilet paper. Since the spread of the Coronavirus, panic-buying and hoarding has become commonplace. Fights have even broken out in stores over the last rolls of toilet pape...

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Nasty Pelosi Didn't Turn Over Articles of Impeachment for Senate Trial

Top 10 Reasons Nasty Pelosi Didn't Turn Over Articles of Impeachment for Senate Trial

Washington D.C. - This week, Democrats fulfilled their over-three-year-long dream by passing two articles of Impeachment against President Trump. A journey proclaimed the day he was inaugurated, and even voted on by the House of Representatives three...

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Funny story: "H.R. 666 - Minority Report Future Crimes Protection Act" soon to be introduced in Congress

"H.R. 666 - Minority Report Future Crimes Protection Act" soon to be introduced in Congress

Washington, D.C. - After passing the House Judiciary Committee last Friday, the articles of impeachment of President Trump will be voted on by the U.S. House of Representatives Wednesday or Thursday. Democrats have called the vote historic. Yes, hist...

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Funny story: Twelve Days of Impeachment

Twelve Days of Impeachment

Washington, D.C. - After a marathon Thursday session of the U.S. House Representatives Judiciary Committee, known as the Impeachment Markup Hearing, a vote on two articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump was postponed until Friday morni...

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Funny story: UFO Sited Over White House and Washington, D.C. Suburbs

UFO Sited Over White House and Washington, D.C. Suburbs

Washington, D.C. - At least a thousand people say they observed an unidentified flying object (UFO) circling the White House last evening. Some observers say it looked like a cigar shaped object moving at lightning speed. Another observer said it mus...

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Funny story: CDC issues nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on spread of TDS

CDC issues nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on spread of TDS

Washington, DC - On Friday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued a nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on the spread of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Back on May 16, 2011, the CDC offered guidance to Americans by publishing...

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Funny story: Adam Schiff caught taking "matters" into his own hands

Adam Schiff caught taking "matters" into his own hands

Washington, DC - Last Thursday at the House Intelligence Committee hearing for acting DNI Joseph Maguire, Adam Schiff opened the session with a contrived, slanderous, and defamatory interpretation of the actual phone call between President Trump and...

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Funny story: Granny Needs A Pussy Pounding

Granny Needs A Pussy Pounding

Yes, I'm old. Old as dirt. Fortunately, it's still proper etiquette for a woman not to have to reveal her age, so I won't. I will say, I'm old enough to remember when women protested the objectification, suppression, and dominance of men by burning bras in America's streets. I gleefully threw my symbol of male bondage on the burning alter of women's rights. I admit, not much of an offering at the...

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Funny story: Dunkin’ Donuts changes name after nationwide protests from kitted pink pussy hat wearers

Dunkin’ Donuts changes name after nationwide protests from kitted pink pussy hat wearers

The restaurant chain Dunkin’ Donuts announced on Tuesday that it’s dropping the word “Donuts” from its name, and renaming itself 'Dunkin’.' "The shortened branding will align with the company’s emphasis on coffee and other beverages," Dunkin’ Brands...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Nominee and Sex Accuser Hearings Moved to Madison Square Garden

Supreme Court Nominee and Sex Accuser Hearings Moved to Madison Square Garden

Washington, D.C. - I don't think there is anyone in America who hasn't been exposed to the devolving, salacious story about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh and his sex accuser Christine Blasey Ford. I remember when only presidential assassins a...

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Funny story: Senator proclaims all men are horny dogs and should shut up

Senator proclaims all men are horny dogs and should shut up

Washington D. C. - In a Tuesday press conference last week, U.S. Sen. Mazie Hirono D-Hawaii while pontificating about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh's alleged sexual assault hearing proceedings, she had some very strong words for all men in t...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Nominee's Stunning Revelations

Supreme Court Nominee's Stunning Revelations

Washington, D. C. - Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump's Supreme Court nominee, has been on the hot seat for weeks. And, it gets hotter! Just being nominated by the Trumpster is enough to make him another of the Left's most hated men in America. He is a m...

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Funny story: I Am Anonymous 2

I Am Anonymous 2

ONLY IN AMERICA - Last Wednesday I submitted an article "I Am Anonymous" to The Spoof. My source, of course, Anonymous. In Anonymous' own words it was described how Anonymous is the most influential person on the planet! In the article, Anonymous als...

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Funny story: I Am Anonymous

I Am Anonymous

I Am Anonymous. The most influential person on the planet! Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. I am ubiquitous and omnipresent. I am all-seeing, all-knowing, pre-eminent. There is no topic that I don't know something about, or not willing to be quoted on. I can start wars, topple governments, and bring down presidents. My w...

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Funny story: No More Monkeying Around!

No More Monkeying Around!

Congressman Ron DeSantis, now the GOP candidate in Florida's upcoming gubernatorial election, has drawn major country-wide consternation for using the word “monkey” when discussing the idea of voting for his new opponent, Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gil...

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Funny story: James Comey Reveals All In Exclusive Interview

James Comey Reveals All In Exclusive Interview

ONLY IN AMERICA - After the world was just recuperating from the Hillary Clinton never ending book tour...Shazam...here comes another one! Former FBI Director James Comey's book tour. As before with Hillary, the left-wing main stream media is going g...

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Funny story: World Rejoices - Hillary Book Tour Finally Ends

World Rejoices - Hillary Book Tour Finally Ends

As the world is about to celebrate one of the most momentous events in human history, the birth of Jesus Christ. An equally extraordinary event, the end of Hillary Clinton's "What Happened" book tour which has lasted month, after month, after painsta...

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