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Funny story: McCarthy Elected House Weaker

McCarthy Elected House Weaker

After fifteen rounds, Kevin McCarthy was elected House Speaker. And he couldn’t be more elated. “McCarthyism is back,” he yelled to Republican supporters in the House. “In deference to the late Barbara Walters, let’s face it, she’d say I’m House W…

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Funny story: Man's Renewed Spring in his Step Brings Water on his Knee

Man's Renewed Spring in his Step Brings Water on his Knee

Boston, Ma - An 80-year-old man reported complications from his COVID vaccine. Charles Riley found himself unexpectededly unable to walk after being vaccinated. Riley reports that he was so excited about getting the vaccine that "two weeks to the…

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Funny story: Ruth's Revenge Plagues Trump

Ruth's Revenge Plagues Trump

Washington, DC - As Donald Trump celebrated his new Supreme Court nominee in defiance of the dying wishes of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, he had no idea the fate that awaited him. But supporters of Justice Ginsburg knew exactly what could happen.

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Funny story: Woodward Discovers Missing Minutes on Trump Tapes

Woodward Discovers Missing Minutes on Trump Tapes

Arlington, Va - Reporter Bob Woodward announced, yesterday, that over eighteen minutes from his Trump White House tapes were erased. "I don't know what happened," tweeted Woodward. "I remember the conversation like it was yesterday. In fact, it w…

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Funny story: Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Washington, DC - Everybody at the White House has it. The entire Republican Party, too. Currently, so does forty-three percent of the United States. It is the disease known as the "Trump Virus". President Trump won't speak of it. He deflects, call…

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Funny story: Alabama Gets Emergency Hurricane Funding

Alabama Gets Emergency Hurricane Funding

Montgomery, AL - Weeks after suffering the ills of Hurricane Dorian, the Governor of the State of Alabama asked for emergency funding to help it rebuild. In an emotional interview on 60 minutes, GOP Governor Kay Ivey could uttered only one word. "...

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Funny story: Romney To Challenge Trump in Presidential Primary

Romney To Challenge Trump in Presidential Primary

Salt Lake City, UT - United States Senator Mitt Romney has agreed to take on Donald Trump for the Republican nomination for President. "It's time for a run," announced Romney in a midnight tweet. "And I'm not talking about a quick jog around the...

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Funny story: Patriots Award Naming Rights to Amazon

Patriots Award Naming Rights to Amazon

Boston, Ma - The New England Patriots have awarded team naming rights to Amazon.com. The team formerly known as the Pats will now be called the Amazons. All players are required to take on Amazon as their last name. Quarterback Tom Amazon initial...

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Funny story: Kavanaugh Denies Pushing Ginsburg

Kavanaugh Denies Pushing Ginsburg

Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh denied pushing fellow Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 85, who suffered three fractured ribs in an apparent fall. Justice Ginsburg does not recall how the injury occurred. Police are investigating.

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Funny story: Trump Suffering from Separation Anxiety

Trump Suffering from Separation Anxiety

Washington, DC - President Trump has just been diagnosed with a severe case of separation anxiety. The White House refuses to reveal the cause. Trump's family is with him during all treatments. Melania is now residing with the President at the...

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Funny story: Foreigner's "Feels Like the First Time" Plays for Last Time

Foreigner's "Feels Like the First Time" Plays for Last Time

New York, NY - Radio stations have reached agreement. Foreigner's "Feels Like the First Time" is banned from future radio play. That song leads the Top 10 list of songs that most everyone agrees, they've heard enough. Not even a number one hit in...

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Funny story: Chuck to Star in "Happy Days" Reboot

Chuck to Star in "Happy Days" Reboot

Hollywood, CA - The iconic '70s television series Happy Days is back, and jumping the shark once again. The reboot, following the success of several other TV reboots, stars Dublin born Gavan O'Herlihy as Chuck Cunningham. None of the remaining orig...

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Funny story: Employee Caught Sitting on Standing Desk

Employee Caught Sitting on Standing Desk

Hackensack, NJ - An office employee was immediately terminated for sitting on his standing desk. His employer requires any employee who demands a standing desk to stand at all times. "You can either sit or stand, but not both," reported the emplo...

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Funny story: Mother of Two Wants to Recall Her Eggs

Mother of Two Wants to Recall Her Eggs

Seattle, Wa - A mother of two was so disappointed with her children that she wanted to recall her eggs. “They just didn’t turn out the way I had hoped,” she confided, after neither child called her for Mothers Day. “All I got was a text from my...

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Funny story: DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

DACA Dogs Sniff Out Illegal Aliens at JFK

Queens, NY - JFK Airport is the first major airport to sniff out illegal aliens. As travelers entering the United States wait to retrieve their luggage, ICE enforcement agents use canines to determine which travelers are illegal immigrants. The pro...

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Funny story: Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Trump Loses Fight with a Lamb

Washington, DC - A young lamb wearing blue just showed up from a deeply red district in Pennsylvania, and President Donald Trump is running scared. He called the lamb a "sham" but the name would not stick. He said he was better looking than the lam...

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Funny story: President Bone Spurs to Save Children from Active Shooters

President Bone Spurs to Save Children from Active Shooters

Washington, D.C. - In the aftermath of yet another mass shooting, President Donald Trump, nicknamed President Bone Spurs (B.S. for short), has pledged that if he is near a school with an active shooter, he will personally walk in to save the student...

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