Well, it's that time of the month again for Oprah - Book club time! She's picked her next edition to add to the now famous book club it's the little known but timeless classic- ‘The Bible'.
Washington, D.C. - Reports coming in from the White House have confirmed the suspicions that current president George W. Bush has been thinking of running for re-election in 2004, despite the (hopefully) certainty of his defeat.
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