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Funny story: Biden's Butler Shiv Aalok Discovers Note Trump Left for Biden in Oval Office

Biden's Butler Shiv Aalok Discovers Note Trump Left for Biden in Oval Office

Shiv Aalok, yes the former uber driver who found Trump's tax return in the back of his car and also solved the mystery behind "Q", has been hired by President Biden to be his chief butler. Aalok reports he was detoxifying the Oval Office with cloro…

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Funny story: "Q" Unmasked and Living in Maunabo, Puerto Rico

"Q" Unmasked and Living in Maunabo, Puerto Rico

In a major national security breakthrough, the CIA has determined the real identify of "Q". According to various sources, the spy agency used advanced algorithms to track down the source of wild and insane conspiracies--including the incredibly stup…

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Funny story: Yogis Takes a Head Stand to End Police Brutality

Yogis Takes a Head Stand to End Police Brutality

Social justice activists were delighted by today's surprise announcement of the Yoga Alliance to join the growing social justice movement. According to Yoga Alliance President Shannon Roche, the Alliance will launch a new initiative in support of en…

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Funny story: CDC Issues Immediate Halt to Colonoscopies Due to Backdoor Corona Danger

CDC Issues Immediate Halt to Colonoscopies Due to Backdoor Corona Danger

Citing data from Johns Hopkins University, the Center for Disease Control, (CDC) announced the immediate halt to colonoscopies. According to the CDC, there is emerging evidence the notorious Covid-19, aka coronavirus, aka kung flu, is capable of ent…

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Funny story: Karen calls police on herself after extended tanning session

Karen calls police on herself after extended tanning session

Multiple police cars, including some with canine attack dogs, responded to an urgent call for help from a woman at the Massage Envy salon this afternoon in Scottsdale. The woman called 911 and identified herself as Karen. According to the 911 recor…

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Funny story: NFL Hires Colin Kaepernick to Take Knee Against Owners Who Support Police Brutality

NFL Hires Colin Kaepernick to Take Knee Against Owners Who Support Police Brutality

NFL President, Roger Goddell, and former football star quarterback, Colin Kaepernick, made worldwide news during a joint press conference. The men announced a new partnership to promote social fairness and end to police brutality. The partnership m...

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Funny story: Evander Holyfield Arrested for Not Wearing Mask, Claims Innocence Due to Missing Ear

Evander Holyfield Arrested for Not Wearing Mask, Claims Innocence Due to Missing Ear

Former heavyweight boxing champion, Evander "The Real Deal" Holyfield, has been arrested in Atlanta for not wearing a mask and failure to comply with a police order. According to District Attorney, Paul Howard, Holyfield faces two felony charges pun...

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Funny story: 1980's Rock Group "The Knack" Make Come Back with Remake of My Sharona as My Corona

1980's Rock Group "The Knack" Make Come Back with Remake of My Sharona as My Corona

Mega rock stars of the late 1970s and early 80s, The Knack, are back! Best known for their smash hit, My Sharona, the British rockers are sitting on top of the charts with an updated remake of My Sharona called My Corona. Using the same music with...

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Funny story: Chanel's Latest Perfume Post Coronavirus Life--L' Amor Avec Hand Sanitizer

Chanel's Latest Perfume Post Coronavirus Life--L' Amor Avec Hand Sanitizer

Reporting for Vogue Magazine from Paris, France. Chanel, the world's leading perfume maker will launch a new line of perfumes that reflect our new world order. According to Chanel executives, the new line of perfumes will be called, L'Amor Avec H...

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Funny story: Pope Authorizes Social Distance Baptisms Using Water Pistols

Pope Authorizes Social Distance Baptisms Using Water Pistols

"Over our 2,000-year history, the Church has always adjusted," said Pope Francis, as he announced a major change in baptisms rituals and canonical law to reflect the coronavirus situation. According to the New Testament, Jesus of Nazareth was submer...

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Funny story: Angry Mobs of Women in Coronavirus Lockdown Storm Michigan Governor's Office

Angry Mobs of Women in Coronavirus Lockdown Storm Michigan Governor's Office

Adding to the already volatile coronavirus lockdown situation in Michigan, women are on the verge of mass civil action against Governor Whitmer and Sally's Beauty Supply. Yesterday, Michigan "Liberty Warriors" men came to the capital, guns in tow, d...

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Funny story: Thousands Volunteer to Visit North Korean Dictator Kim Rather than Stay in Cov-19 Lockdown

Thousands Volunteer to Visit North Korean Dictator Kim Rather than Stay in Cov-19 Lockdown

According to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, tens of thousands of Americans suffering from severe cabin fever have volunteered to travel to North Korea for the sole purpose of checking on the medical condition of that country's infamous Dictator, Kim...

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Funny story: Trump's Top Coronavirus Medical Recommendations

Trump's Top Coronavirus Medical Recommendations

Declaring himself the most qualified medical expert in the world, President Trump dismissed the Food and Drug Administration, (FDA) Administrator and appointed himself the new FDA Chief. During his four-hour news conference, where he asked and answe...

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Funny story: El Chapo's Sons in Gun Battle During 'Take Your Child to Work Day'

El Chapo's Sons in Gun Battle During 'Take Your Child to Work Day'

Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman was spotted beaming with pride yesterday, when his four sons fought an hours-long gun battle with Mexican police during the annual 'Take Your Child To Work Day'. The gun battle left 13 people dead and scores injured, in Sin...

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Funny story: Spain to Exhume body of General Franco--Will Be Reburied at Trump Miami Hotel

Spain to Exhume body of General Franco--Will Be Reburied at Trump Miami Hotel

After failing to bring the G-7 summit leaders to his struggling Miami hotel, President Trump has decided to rebrand his resort as the final resting place for unwanted dictators. The Wall Street Journal and Bloomberg News have reported the Trump Inte...

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Funny story: Trump Plans to be Nominee of Both Parties, "I Will Be Bi-Partisan", says the President

Trump Plans to be Nominee of Both Parties, "I Will Be Bi-Partisan", says the President

In his boldest political move to date, President Trump announced he will seek the nomination of the Democrat party for president. According to White House Minister of Truth, Shiv Aalok, President Trump decided to seek the party nomination after watc...

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Funny story: Completely Tattooed Felicity Huffman, Former Desperate Housewife TV Star, Walks Out of Prison

Completely Tattooed Felicity Huffman, Former Desperate Housewife TV Star, Walks Out of Prison

After 14 days of incarceration, Felicity Huffman, the former star of Desperate Housewives, stepped out of federal prison and into the car of this reporter for an exclusive two-minute interview. Q. Ms. Huffman, you look noticeably different, but...

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