In these politically correct, LGBTQ-loaded, pan-hormonal, wokeness-gorged, give-a-dog-a-bone days of balanced diversity, companies in the UK have modified their set-up of management and Supervisory Boards to cater for such trends and crude paternalis…
Even though dear Carrie Symonds has, understandably, not officially answered Boris' proposal - since he has yet to acquire her favourite rug, the Pearled Carpet of Basra, embroidered with one and a half million of the fabled Basra pearls, costing ove…
An ear-splitting rant in 10 Downing Street could be heard across the capital on Thursday, when the PM sacked his Media Manager without notice, and for good cause: no photograph of him had been printed in any of the tabloids or press whatsoever that d…
Following the 'whistleblowing' interview with Oprah Winfrey, details have emerged of both a spicy and grim nature regarding the Royal Family, not broadcast during the show. Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, claims that all three children of the Du…
Desperate to appeal to a wider audience, to revamp their image, and stem the flood of resignations from the party, Republicans are radically changing their status in the capitol, and all representatives and senators of the GOP have come out as nonbin…
Though impeachment proceedings loom, the outcome is already known, and Republicans are planning quite a show. No point spending money on external shysters when events warrant a jubilant internal shindig on the part of the GOP. They're sure not gonna…
Re-settling in his beloved Florida is proving the next great hurdle for poor old Donald Trump. Melania is not amused, and is patently seeking to rule the roost. Go carts are a no-go for the Slovenian model, so she has to walk, or rather strut, eve…
UK seaport officials were stunned this week to see their harbours and wharfs replete with leaf-bearing vessels from all four corners of the earth. The British government has been steadily buying up the world's stocks of swept leaves, all part of a…
With God and the world watching out for the coronavirus, the British cabinet has been hit by a glut of bugs and disorders it could well do without. Health Secretary, Matt Hancock, has gone down with German Measles. "I wasn't expecting this," he cr…
And now this. The outgoing President and his team have recorded a host of revamped Christmas melodies and smashed into the Billboard charts at No. 1. Together with Melania, Rudy G., Kayleigh Mac and the Ivanka Clan, Donald has created an unforget…
In an astonishing statement from the White House, Donald Trump has claimed Joe Biden is ineligible to become President because he is half-Ugandan. "I have reliable information, 100 % true, that he was not born in Scranton Pennsylvania, but in Kampala…
Burglars, petty thieves, filchers and citizens generally accustomed to purloining for a living have had enough. They are to strike as of next Tuesday. "It's getting ridiculous", said Bob Loot, Chairman of the League of Crooks and Pilferers, "peopl…
In his latest U-turn, Boris Johnson has heralded herd immunity as the golden path to obliterating the coronavirus. "I will no longer tolerate this sanctimonious deference and Pecksniffian capitulation with regard to Covid 19. I will not allow a fe…
Give the guy a break! Everyone's getting at the Donald, right now, just because he insists on breathing Covid into people. But, hey, he merely wants to share with you! Nothing wrong with that! It makes you harder! And thanks to the President, a wh…
Okay, so the whole world has been laughing at the States for 4 years. We all know that. It's looked on with disbelief, and often fear, while a narcissistic con artist has continuously insulted and fibbed to journalists, organizations and the planet a…
As any genuine football fan will tell you, the VAR system (video assistant referee) is rubbish. A shambles. Offside and handball rulings have become a lottery. While the F.A. promised it would mean 'minimal interference, maximum benefit', the naked t…
In a last-ditch effort to secure a further 4 years in office, Donald Trump has approved tests for the elimination of discrimination based on skin color, a high-minded undertaking which underlines the President's belief that all people are equal, as l…
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