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Funny story: Trump to make America grate again

Trump to make America grate again

Donald Trump, self-proclaimed serial-divorcee and stud and antagonist of whoever isn't in the audience at the time, has sworn in migrant blood he'll make America grate again. No one doubts it. Much admired by North Korean leader Kim Il Big Fat Ba...

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Funny story: Trojan Condoms sponsors the Vatican

Trojan Condoms sponsors the Vatican

Trojan Condoms has announced a global marketing campaign to boost revenues. "The target market of 1.1 billion Catholics offers us our best growth opportunity" said Trojan spokesman Johnny Franger. Franger went on to explain the campaign. "We're s...

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Funny story: Search for honest Aussie politicians is complete

Search for honest Aussie politicians is complete

A two year investigation into the integrity of Australian Federal politicians identified one non-dodgy member of parliament. Headed up by Professor Wayne Brown-Cardigan, the Parliamentary Investigation analysed the behaviours of all 226 politicians i...

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Funny story: Brits claim Mars as rainwater identified on surface

Brits claim Mars as rainwater identified on surface

The UK government has declared Mars British territory after NASA confirmed rainwater has been found on its surface. British PM David Cameron made the announcement this morning in London. "Good morning, God Bless the Queen, her corgis and Prince Ch...

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Funny story: Germans claim most refugees arriving in Europe are Mexican - Trump implicated

Germans claim most refugees arriving in Europe are Mexican - Trump implicated

In a startling development, German authorities have discovered that 75 per cent of all refugees arriving over the last  three months are Mexicans carrying false  Syrian passports. Even more startling, links to Donald Trump have been uncovered! Sec...

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Funny story: Don Blatter denies he's the Godfather

Don Blatter denies he's the Godfather

Swiss Authorities today announced a criminal investigation into corrupt actvities by Sepp Blatter (known variously as 'The Don', "'Sepp The Tongue'and 'Sepptic'",  the President of world soccer governing body FIFA. From his heavily fortified famil...

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Funny story: New Aussie PM Mal Bullshite gets personality transplant

New Aussie PM Mal Bullshite gets personality transplant

23 million Aussies have woken up this week wondering if aliens abducted Malcolm Bullshite and replaced him with one of their own. Recent coup d'etat winner and serial smiling assassin Bullshite was sworn in as the latest Aussie Prime Minister this we...

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Funny story: Trump claims multi multi multi cultural background

Trump claims multi multi multi cultural background

Donald Trump supporters, and other political groups with negative IQ's, have been stunned this morning by admissions  from Trump's camp that he has a multi-cultural background. Spokesman  for Trump, Elmo Goebbels made the announcement from Trump's...

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Funny story: Malcolm Bullshite elected President of Australia

Malcolm Bullshite elected President of Australia

Tanks surround Parliament House in Canberra tonight after a bloody coup d'etat which saw hapless ex-President Tony Abcess dragged from the Chamber and summarily shot outside the fish and chip shop in the main street of the capital. He died with a dee...

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Funny story: Welsh gigalo gets elephant penis transplant

Welsh gigalo gets elephant penis transplant

Welsh gigalo Bigboyo Davies has become the first human to successfully undergo a penis transplant from a donor elephant. Horace, a 20 year old African elephant at Barry Zoo, South Wales, succumbed to one-too-many fat old ladies riding bare back on hi...

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Funny story: Australian Prime Minister raises refugee intake to 20 million

Australian Prime Minister raises refugee intake to 20 million

Aussie Prime Minister Tony Abbott has relaxed Australia's refugee migration rules and has agreed to take in up to 20 million refugees this year. Mr Abbott made the announcement at the Australian Hitler Youth Convention in Sydney this afternoon. "...

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Funny story: Greece turns economy around by exporting value-add refugees

Greece turns economy around by exporting value-add refugees

In an unprecedented feat of economic management the Greek government has amassed a massive national mattress treasure chest in just 3 months and is considering buying parts of Germany with the surplus. Greek Finance Minister Lonus Badetus explaine...

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Funny story: Oscar Pistorius chews his own arms off

Oscar Pistorius chews his own arms off

South African Paralympian Oscar Pistorius, currently incarcerated for the shooting killing of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, has chewed both his arms off in prison. Pistorius faces an appeal by South African state prosecutors for a longer sentence t...

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Funny story: Prince Phillip photographed naked with 3 legged donkeys

Prince Phillip photographed naked with 3 legged donkeys

Prominent London Paparazzo Phil Malonglens has scooped sensational photographs of HRH Prince Phillip (no relation) in a compromising position with two 3-legged donkeys in a shed in the seaside town of Blackpool, UK. Malonglens commented. "I got a...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones

Kim Jong-un threatens South Korea with Donald Trump clones

In the most threatening rhetoric from Pyongyang yet the North Korean leader made it clear that if the South doesn't stop broadcasting Justin Bieber music through loudspeakers across the Korean DMZ that "A death worse than nucrear war wirr forrow".

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Funny story: Psychologists discover I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder

Psychologists discover I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder

Recent research into Antisocial Personality Disorder sufferers has uncovered a related, but much more serious disorder called I'm Actually An Asshole Disorder. Dr Novous Reck from the Berlin-based Itsalla Bout-May Institute presented his findings...

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Funny story: ISIS announces extreme adventure holidays in Jihadiland

ISIS announces extreme adventure holidays in Jihadiland

In a bid to get hold of Western currency, ISIS has opened a holiday resort in Iraq promising unique extreme holiday experiences. Called Jihadiland, and built using rubble from several dynamited antiquities,the new facility has already attracted 4...

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