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Funny story: Top 10 Things That WILL Kill You in 2020

Top 10 Things That WILL Kill You in 2020

Death is ALWAYS around an unexpected corner. A person can NEVER be too safe. FEAR not, friends. I’m here to proffer a very specific list in the hopes that it will SAVE lives. Below is a list of the ten most likely things to KILL you in th…

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Funny story: Introducing The Pumpkin Patch!

Introducing The Pumpkin Patch!

For years, Halloween marketing has catered to kids, young people, parents, that pervy guy at the end of the cul-de-sac who is always oh-so-eager to greet the trick-or-treaters, and tightly wound protestors looking to suck the fun out of any-and-every...

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Funny story: Old Man yells at Cloud. Cloud responds.

Old Man yells at Cloud. Cloud responds.

A rising trend within the internet community over the past decade has been the popularization of memes. Some might say they are too popular. I’m not some people. While I agree memes increase the reduction of people’s attention spans, I cannot...

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Funny story: Homeless man gains home, loses identity

Homeless man gains home, loses identity

It’s called institutionalization. An individual’s psychosis after being quarantined, pigeon-holed into a certain lifestyle for an elongated interval. You might recall an infamous scene from Shawshank Redemption. An old man named Brooks receives...

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Funny story: Breaking News: 404 Cancelled

Breaking News: 404 Cancelled

​Breaking news out of Washington earlier this morning! It started within the house before reaching the Senate. And now, it has been signed into law. Effective immediately, mail labeled to residences registered at a ‘404’ address will no longer...

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Funny story: Skeletor Opens Up About Eating Disorder

Skeletor Opens Up About Eating Disorder

​Eating disorders have been categorized by calloused individuals as first world problems. Anybody eager to dismiss the seriousness of an eating disorder has never known a person afflicted by the silent disease. Many powerful people have been kn...

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Funny story: Giftmas: Making the Holidays Great Again!

Giftmas: Making the Holidays Great Again!

Christmas is only a few short days away. People are scrambling around buying those last-second gifts for any loved one they worry might feel scorned if the pile of presents underneath the tree doesn’t feature a tag with their name on it hanging from...

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Funny story: There's a new trend sweeping teen nation this Summer

There's a new trend sweeping teen nation this Summer

There's a trendy word making the rounds among teens during these hot summer months and that word is celibacy. Yes, celibacy, the practice of safe sex via the means of abstinence or, in other words, no sex. When I first heard this prudish practice...

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