A man has successfully sued his friends for 'unpaid rent' following what started of as a friendly game of Monopoly. John Matthews, 30, held a games night at his house in Burton-upon-Trent, Staffordshire back in December and invited four of his fri...
Lynx have created a new anti-deodorant that means people will always, constantly smell of B.O, all day, everyday. Traditional sprays or roll-ons aim to either mask pongs or block the pores to stop sweaty armpits. But a new formula has been desi...
In a major victory for a campaign run by The Sunday Telegraph, the Department for Justice will move to bring in a new law protecting criminals who break into people's houses. Ahead of the new law being introduced in the House of Lords this week, C...
32 year old Simon Smith of Moss Side, Manchester has moaned about trying to write his shopping list as gang members shoot each other directly outside his house. Average resident Mr Smith took to Twitter to 'tell off' local gang members Kid Lowride...
Local residents across the Caribbean Islands have woken up to find their usual warm and sunny climate is currently inaccessible due to an unusual winter blizzard that has slammed the region. Winds are howling at more than 70 mph, the Blizzard of 2...
A one minute silence across the North East will be held tomorrow in observation of the loss of a family from Teesside who had to cut their Sky TV subscription due to austerity. As a result, Dan Matthews of Middlesbrough will no longer be able to f...
Santa Claus has been detained after flying his sleigh under the influence, it has been reported. Claus, aged 1,744, from the North Pole, was intercepted by American jets and forced to land at Thule Air Base in the Qaasuitsup region of Northern Gre...
7 year old Johnny Parker has been found guilty of eating all the chocolate cookies before his tea at Nottingham Crown Court. The jury returned a unanimous verdict over the offensive confectionery consumption in Long Eaton on Friday, July 3. Par...
A disabled man who was unable to climb the Ben Nevis mountain in Scotland was unlawfully discriminated against and deserved an apology, a tribunal has ruled. John Dixon, 43, from Stowmarket, Suffolk was keen to climb the UK's tallest mountain, unt...
A schoolboy has been praised after setting off a fire extinguisher at his school. The 15-year-old sprayed water from the device in a crowded corridor at the school in Folkestone, Kent, covering some pupils and staff as well as the floor. Coinci...
An 18-year-old British teenager threatened to burn down Santa Claus' home and knife his elves after he gave him the wrong kind of trainers for Christmas. Jake Wilder travelled to the North Pole armed with a kitchen knife, screaming at Santa 'I'll...
A man who ate doughnuts before having lunch has appeared before Bolton Crown Court to be sentenced. Twisted Luke Smith, of Sharnford Close, Bolton, indulged in the sugary delights on Friday 15th May 2015 just before lunch time. The 21-year-old...
The Appomattox River Water Authority on Thursday announced that mandatory water usage will go into effect next Thursday, Jul. 30. The announcement was made due to increasing water levels at Lake Chesdin, a 3,100-acre water supply reservoir on the...
The girlfriend of Lee Moore found an indecent photo of a cleaning sponge on his laptop while she was using it. The woman was horrified to find more images of sponge abuse on her boyfriend's computer. Illegal images of sponges in various questio...
The UK Border Agency are facing £20,000 fines after immigration checks carried out by themselves found they had employed illegal workers. UK Border Agency officers carried out a raid on their own offices in London on Thursday. In the UKBA offic...
A former civilian police employee has appeared before court after secretly downloading Justin Bieber's music at home, a court heard. Michael Dale, 33 was also an army reserve officer dealing with cadets since 1999 and working for the charity, Acti...
* 'Totally unacceptable' conditions at terrorist training camp in Sabratha, Libya * Officers found workers handling dangerous chemicals without wearing safety goggles * Manager Latif Hakim, 46, admits five breaches of health and safety rule...
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