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The N.R.A. Goes Green With Blood-Spattered Plan

Funny story: The N.R.A. Goes Green With Blood-Spattered Plan

Washington D.C. The National Rifle Association is addressing climate change. In a bid to abandon its outdated message that everyone needs a Glock and an AR-15, in case they want to go on an impromptu hunting trip, they've made the move to a more pres...

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Yes, Virginia, Santa Claus Has Donned "Blackface"

Funny story: Yes, Virginia, Santa Claus Has Donned "Blackface"

Richmond Va.; It took a government worker for the Department of Motor Vehicles suffering confusion with the line of succession rules in Virginia, to bring national attention to a bizarre statewide descent into madness. A peculiar rash of unsolic...

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Am I crazy, or am I lead deficient?

Funny story: Am I crazy, or am I lead deficient?

Tel Aviv IL: Pharmer Pharmaceuticals is drawing criticism over an alleged breakthrough psychiatric drug which is touted as a first in it's class. There are currently 3 groups of medications used for epilepsy, bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia. Amon...

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Fudge-Packers Named in Lawsuit

Funny story: Fudge-Packers Named in Lawsuit

Charlotte N.C. - Popular candy gram business Fudge Packers is being sued by the Pucker family. According to the complaint, Ebony Pucker ordered fudge through the company but claimes it put her pet at risk due to it's dangerous and irresponsible deli...

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Benson Is Least Remembered Sitcom

Media-Stats Inc. a data collection hub based in Burbank, CA. has revealed that the 1980's sitcom "Benson" is the least remembered show ever to air on television. David Weintraub an executive for Media-Stats said; "To say Benson is least remembere...

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Pizza Parlor Panic!

Funny story: Pizza Parlor Panic!

Montgomery Ala.: Creation scientist have issued a dire warning against eating pizza. Ford Cellars, of the Bible Center for Spiritual Research said they have evidence that consumption of the cuisine may lead to pedophila. "We've kept a close e...

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Hillary's Health Problem Exposed!

Funny story: Hillary's Health Problem Exposed!

You've seen the videos; head jerking, loss of balance, cackling inappropriate laughter, bizarre contorted smiling. Many have speculated everything from brain damage, epilepsy, and Parkinson's disease but the truth is at last here thanks to a leak fro...

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Suicide Bombers, Meet the "Bomburkalizer"

Funny story: Suicide Bombers, Meet the "Bomburkalizer"

Tel Aviv; Israel: A new contraption may save scores of lives across the Middle East and the Western World from the menacing terror of suicide bombers. Israeli scientist have invented a device that fits fashionably on the human body, allows full unenc...

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Woman's Genetic Roots Gnarled With Irish Shame

Funny story: Woman's Genetic Roots Gnarled With Irish Shame

Dayton OH: Margaret Lypchits just hasn't been the same since her 58th birthday resolution to do a "life make-over". She explains; "I'd been divorced for 8 years. My maiden name is Lypchits which I legally changed it back to around a year ago. My husband left me for a younger thinner woman- just like you'd go do a trade in for a new car. I decided that before 60 I wanted to loose the 130lbs I've be...

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Hillary Sex Tape to Be Leaked!

Funny story: Hillary Sex Tape to Be Leaked!

Amid the torrent of DNC document leaks there is one potential bomb that could derail Hillary's White House dreams for good. A Russian man who would not give his name for the interview, said he was in possession of the tape and ready to release it t...

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I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Funny story: I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Lansing MI: Janis Porter blew the lid off of a secretive, filthy game of sensuous perversions that's rocked the world of orthodontics to it's core! Her nightmare began when she went in for a routine root canal last Wednesday. "My teeth are a mess...

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Consumer Alert!

Funny story: Consumer Alert!

Los Angeles, CA: A children's laxative peddled by street vendors in Chinatown has been confiscated by DEA agents. The product in question was called Ganesha's Blessing Gentle Grunts Stool Softner . It was designed to look like an Indian product b...

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Brown Mass at Saints of Grace Lutheran Church

Funny story: Brown Mass at Saints of Grace Lutheran Church

Greenwich CT: "Never before has there been such a horror!" said Rev. Paul Martin. He, along with 138 congregants looked somewhat dazed and had a vacant thousand yard stare in their eyes. The front lawn of Saints of Grace Lutheran Church looked like a...

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Surprising Study Finds Most Deaf People Are Faking It

Funny story: Surprising Study Finds Most Deaf People Are Faking It

Geneva, CH; The World Health Organization released a shocking discovery that between 82-85% of the hearing impaired can, in reality hear just fine. While there are varying degrees and types of hearing loss, 99% of the malingerers composed the anacusi...

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Remains of 74 Year Old Nun Found In Woods

Funny story: Remains of 74 Year Old Nun Found In Woods

The mysterious disappearance of Mother Helen Graham four years ago have been solved. She was last seen alive on a nature trail in the Angeles National Forest when she strolled away to look at a cactus flower. Her friend Sister Ellen Turner said, "she...

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Cruz and Bloomberg Promise a Safer Tomorrow

Funny story: Cruz and Bloomberg Promise a Safer Tomorrow

Ted Cruz said he is seriously considering Michael Bloomberg as VP if he gets the Republican nomination. "The most important thing to me is that he has family values and is a friend to Israel. Those go hand in hand. If you don't love family and tr...

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Zika Tourism: The Hopeful Side of a Plague

Funny story: Zika Tourism: The Hopeful Side of a Plague

Gibsonton Fl: There is a well known but little discussed community of unemployed, self proclaimed "freaks" who've eked out a parcel of land in Gibsonton Florida. Men with scales, women with beards, "children" born during the Carter administration sta...

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Sleep Deprived Attorney Incriminates Client During Pretrial Hearing

Funny story: Sleep Deprived Attorney Incriminates Client During Pretrial Hearing

K.C.,MO: The 1998 cold case murder of 17 year old Martin Keif seemed to be on it's way to a resolution until a well respected defense attorney brought everything to a screeching halt. Jared O'Connell Esq. (aka Mr. Not Guilty) is one of the most f...

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