Tesco announced today that from next Monday it will no longer keep up the pretence of selling fresh items.
Recently de-bearded Transport Secretary, Alistair Darling, 29, today put forward his proposals to gridlock Britain and create traff...
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Los Angeles (AP) - Famed detective, Lieutenant Columbo of the L.A.P.D. has been called upon by President Bushed to get to the bottom of the Weapons Of Mass Destruction issue.
In what is surely the most sensational discovery of the year, a half-man half-fish has been found alive and well, breathing and living his life at the bottom of the Marinas Trench, in the eastern Pacific Ocean.
David Beckham broke cover early this morning to put forward his reasons for the penalty miss that helped to send the English team crashing out of the European finals...
The bears were out in Wall Street earlier today, as amid scenes not witnessed since the black day of 1929, stocks tumbled faster than pit traders could pick them up.
In a shock announcement this morning, the major of Bristol, councillor Cray De-Walsh, declared he would lead the partition to separate Bristol from the United Kingdom, and thereby instigate "the birth of a new super state in the South West."
"We have been in talking with the E.U. and an announcement is pending when my secretary gets it typed up."...
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