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Funny story: Blunts and 40s party kicks off MLK, Jr. Day celebration

Blunts and 40s party kicks off MLK, Jr. Day celebration

Spark that blunt, pass the Milwaukee's, and certainly don't pay that child support. It's Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, everybody! Which means it's time to extol everything and all things black. No wonder no one goes to work or school on MLK Day! So fill your morning today with a tri-marathon of the Friday movies, maybe hit Church's for lunch, and make overtures towards the next fine as...

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Funny story: Gay man comes out of closet, but father makes him go back in

Gay man comes out of closet, but father makes him go back in

He finally mustered up enough fortitude and courage to do it. However, once Parker Williams stepped out the closet, revealing his homosexuality to the world, his father, Frank Williams, was standing right there. "He made me go right back in,"...

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Funny story: Woman believes it's not butter

Woman believes it's not butter

You can't fool everyone. Case in point: a North Carolina woman recently tasted a popular butter substitute, and was not fooled by its faux flavors. "It sure as hell ain't butter," contended Linda Jones of Hickory, North Carolina. "I know butt...

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Funny story: Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Man uses GPS, still can't find girlfriend's clitoris

Some use their fingers. Some try with their tongues. Some even research it online. However, some men still struggle to find their girlfriend's clitoris. Although one Michigan-man recently took his clit-reconnaissance efforts to a-whole-other...

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Funny story: Pothead gets off couch, applies for job

Pothead gets off couch, applies for job

Earlier this week, a Cleveland, OH pothead finally got up from his parent's couch, went out, and applied for a job. This according to the pothead's parents, who requested to remain anonymous due to embarrassment over having a pothead as a son.

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Funny story: Chinese kid isn't good at math

Chinese kid isn't good at math

A Chinese 5th grader at an elementary school in the Boston-area is apparently last in his class when it comes to math. The student, Chen Wu Zhang, was born in the United States, but his mother and father emigrated to the U.S. from China in 1999.

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Funny story: Man finally admits he let the dogs out

Man finally admits he let the dogs out

The Baha Men famously asked: "Who let the dogs out?" Now, over a decade after the question was brought forth in the group's hit song, a London, England man has admitted that it was him who released the group's canines. Duncan Morris, a 39 year...

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Funny story: Seth Rogen passes drug test

Seth Rogen passes drug test

According to an anonymous Hollywood studio executive, actor/comedy-writer Seth Rogen recently passed a mandatory drug test which was required for an upcoming role. The negative THC results surprised studio management due to Rogen's well-known mar...

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Funny story: Black customer tips waitress

Black customer tips waitress

A Detroit-area waitress was pleasantly surprised Monday night when the black man she had served left her a tip. Emily Anderson of Roseville, MI has been a waitress at a local restaurant for 18 months, and, according to her, a black customer has n...

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Funny story: Armless man caught masturbating on subway

Armless man caught masturbating on subway

A disturbing scene unfolded on the Los Angeles Metro Red Line Monday afternoon (Yes, L.A. actually does have mass transit), when an armless man began masturbating on the train in plain sight. The incident, which occurred around 4:30 PM between th...

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Funny story: Man claims he's the only white guy in country named Tyrone

Man claims he's the only white guy in country named Tyrone

Tyrone Biggs of Trenton, NJ claims he's the only white guy in the country named "Tyrone". "I'm the only one," said Biggs, a thirty-eight year old husband and father of two young girls. "People who learn my name before they meet me in person are pr...

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Funny story: Arabic man gets through airport security without any hassle

Arabic man gets through airport security without any hassle

When Abdullah Al-Bariq passed through security at Detroit Metro Airport last weekend without being questioned, detained, or extensively-searched, he was delighted, yet very surprised. "Usually I get to the airport at least 12 hours ahead of time,...

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Funny story: Teenage girl puts down smartphone, grabs book

Teenage girl puts down smartphone, grabs book

A Chicago-area teenage girl, who, according to her parents, hasn't put down her smartphone in 4 years, recently put her device down and picked up a book. "I was shocked," said the girl's father, Neil Withers, about the seeing his daughter with a...

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Funny story: Husband hasn't gotten laid since wedding night

Husband hasn't gotten laid since wedding night

A recently married California man reportedly has not gotten laid since his wedding night back in March. The man, who wished to remain anonymous because he still has hopes of one day getting laid again, said his newlywed wife has not seemed the le...

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Funny story: Skincare manufacturer to sell lotion bottle with built-on screen for porn-viewing

Skincare manufacturer to sell lotion bottle with built-on screen for porn-viewing

Junguns Skincare Products announced that they will soon release lotion that comes in a bottle with a 4 ½ high-definition screen attached to it. Additionally, the bottles will have audio and Wi-Fi capabilities. They will be an industry first and ar...

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Funny story: 64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

64% of Colorado cannabis users don't remember where they put their pot, says study

According to a recent study by the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment, 64% of the state's cannabis users can't remember where they put their pot. 30 people, who admitted to recreational marijuana use at least once day, were anal...

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Funny story: Gay student won't stand in straight line

Gay student won't stand in straight line

When Dylan White's 4th grade teacher, Cheryl Glands, asked him to stand in a straight line before gym class last week, he answered her: "No." White, who is openly homosexual, said he refuses to be, "Coerced into societally-constructed sexual comp...

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