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Secrets of the Taliban Shopping Lists

Funny story: Secrets of the Taliban Shopping Lists

The BBC has revealed what's hot on the typical Taliban shopping list. Aside from the usual fare of whores and heroin, 'Head and Shoulders' shampoo is a favourite because it sounds like somebody has already been beheaded, yet it also gets rid of dandr...

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Off your Facebook

Funny story: Off your Facebook

I find it ridiculous to accuse the glorious and magnificent all-powerful Facebook being of manipulating my emotions. I was logged in for an hour this morning and found it very enlightening to rapidly assimilate the Cyrillic alphabet. Must reach Kremlin. If my emotions were manipulated surely I'd be ecstatic that England are out of the World Cup and I'm not. Mainly because they are still in it acco...

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This is a Party Political Pest Fest by the 'UK Bash the Buddhist Party'

Funny story: This is a Party Political Pest Fest by the 'UK Bash the Buddhist Party'

I stand before you in steel-grey flannel slacks. As you do I, you I, I, you and all of you, with I! No more shall a list of four main bullet points happen to you, if you prefer to eat a Custard Cream. Look at me: I'm wearing a silver knight's helmet nicked from a museum. Listen to the voices of those who share our commitment to a country where the power brokers in SlagsBourg cannot prev...

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Man with Minus Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand Points on Spoof demands a Recount

Funny story: Man with Minus Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand Points on Spoof demands a Recount

"Admittedly I wrote most of it while drunk but expected so much more. Perhaps an IKEA voucher for those meatballs". "Our journalists are very important to us" said the online tabloid "It keeps punters clicking on adverts for shoes and stuff." "But why am I not already taking cocaine off the smalls of super models' backs, like those sacked Barclays people I just wrote about last time? I mea...

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Barclays to Cut Ten Trillion Jobs

Funny story: Barclays to Cut Ten Trillion Jobs

As of next year, the Barclays Eagle will be flying lower than Buddy Holly. Sources close to the Board (two mixed-gender prostitutes and a man who peddles blood diamonds from the back of a three-wheeler bike) revealed: "First to go will be the back...

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Mass Emigration to Uruguay

Funny story: Mass Emigration to Uruguay

Apparently there's hardly anybody left in crap places like Middlesbrough. We asked the Treasury department: 'Has this anything to do with the recent decision that Uruguay will provide several tonnes of dirt -cheap, legalised weed, allocating 1.5...

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UK Military to make soldiers out of UKIP leader's Skin

Funny story: UK Military to make soldiers out of UKIP leader's Skin

"It's so tough" asserted Major Jonathan Eaton Cum, "It's probably true that he's made of Teflon". Nigel Farage certainly gets away with much, without being shot. Army boffins agree: "We put him in front of a firing squad on Thursday and asked h...

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UKIP in politically correct tweet shocker

Funny story: UKIP in politically correct tweet shocker

A senior UKIP MP has tweeted politically sensitive comments. "This is a disadvantage on the run up to the European elections" said leader Nigel Farage. Bernie Shaveless, UKIP representative for ASBO upon Thamesmead, suggested on Twitter that:...

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