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Funny story: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Opens Inductee Nursing Home Next Door

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Opens Inductee Nursing Home Next Door

CLEVELAND - A little known news item from the recent 2015 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremonies which saw musical legends like Stevie Ray Vaughan, Lou Reed, and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, to name a few, inducted into the Rock Hall, was the op...

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Funny story: Michigan Woman Wrongly Convicted For Firing Weapon Into McDonald's, Because Bacon

Michigan Woman Wrongly Convicted For Firing Weapon Into McDonald's, Because Bacon

GRAND RAPIDS, MI - A local woman was wrongly found guilty today of firing a shot into the drive-thru window of a McDonald's on February 10, 2015. We say wrongly convicted because the woman, "Shaneka," only fired the weapon into the store at head leve...

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Funny story: Wellesley College Opens Hillary Clinton School For Evasive Communications

Wellesley College Opens Hillary Clinton School For Evasive Communications

WELLESLEY, MA - The school where Hillary Clinton started her college career has bestowed an honor on the former First Lady by naming their new communications program after her. The Hillary Clinton School for Evasive Communications will open for b...

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Funny story: This Valentine's Day, Dems Want You to Give the Gift of Obamacare Instead

This Valentine's Day, Dems Want You to Give the Gift of Obamacare Instead

WASHINGTON D.C.- Forget candy and flowers, they've been done to death for Valentine's Day. This year, show your love by forcing your special someone to sign up for something they probably don't want - Obamacare! Who wouldn't want to be surprised with...

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Funny story: Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Six More Weeks of Climate Change

Punxsutawney Phil Predicts Six More Weeks of Climate Change

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA - The world famous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, made his annual appearance today, kind of saw his shadow, and proclaimed to America that there will be six more weeks of climate change. We spoke to Phil about his celebrity status and the pressure of accurately predicting the weather to hundreds of millions each year: Good morning, Phil. How's it going? "Oh hey, welcome to my...

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Funny story: Actress Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Her Lady Parts Unusual Spa Treatment

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Her Lady Parts Unusual Spa Treatment

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Always wanting to be on the cutting edge of society, actress Gwyneth Paltrow has taken "getting your carpet steam cleaned" to a new level. The 42 year-old actress now says she goes to a Hollywood spa and receives steam treatments...

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Funny story: President Obama Sending Glozell Green to Conduct Nuclear Talks With Iran

President Obama Sending Glozell Green to Conduct Nuclear Talks With Iran

PENTAGON - Following his interview with YouTube sensation Glozell Green, President Obama was so impressed with the human bundle of energy that he announced she will be replacing the worthless and lame Secretary of State, John Kerry, in ongoing nu...

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Funny story: Drone Arms Itself, Finally Makes Golden Globes Award Show Watchable

Drone Arms Itself, Finally Makes Golden Globes Award Show Watchable

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - The 72nd annual Golden Globes awards ceremony had some fireworks tonight for a change. For the first time in the show's history, a drone was employed to get some unique camera angles for the audience around the world. Then the fun...

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Funny story: Hell Posts Temporary "No Vacancy" Sign After Hebdo Killers Show Up Today

Hell Posts Temporary "No Vacancy" Sign After Hebdo Killers Show Up Today

HELL - The Devil is complaining that Hell is getting too full of Islamic terrorists who insist on killing innocent people that don't share their same worldview. He hung up a temporary "No Vacancy" sign outside the entrance after accepting the sou...

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Funny story: Stallone on Latest Rambo Role: "It's a Bitch Getting Old"

Stallone on Latest Rambo Role: "It's a Bitch Getting Old"

HOLLYWOOD - Tweeting the other day, Sylvester Stallone revealed that he will be reprising his role as "Rambo" one final time. The movie will be called "Rambo: Last Blood." Details of the project have since started slowly dripping out of Hollywood...

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Funny story: John Boehner For Speaker Opponents Labeled "Tannists"

John Boehner For Speaker Opponents Labeled "Tannists"

WASHINGTON D.C. - After a tense vote today, House Speaker John Boehner was re-elected to a third term as Speaker of the House. A number of Republicans voted for someone else to take over the position and it was the biggest push for a Speaker chan...

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Funny story: Catnip Incident at FurFest Being Investigated as Suspicious

Catnip Incident at FurFest Being Investigated as Suspicious

ROSEMONT, IL - An annual gathering of "people" who have a fur fetish, including many who were wearing furry outfits and animal costumes, got a little hairy when it was discovered a huge amount of powdered catnip had been planted in a stairwell at the...

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Funny story: Illegals Nationwide Self-Deport, Apologize for Inconvenience

Illegals Nationwide Self-Deport, Apologize for Inconvenience

LOS ANGELES, CA - All across the country, exasperated illegal immigrants have decided en masse to self-deport themselves in light of the political burden they realize they have become for both political parties. The movement has no single leader...

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Funny story: Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market

Sorry Ladies, Charles Manson Is About to be Taken Off the Market

CORCORAN, CA - In case you haven't heard, Charles Manson is about to get married. That's right, single ladies, if you liked him then you should've put a ring on it. Now, all the Monday morning quarterbacking starts on 'what could have been' for...

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Funny story: Steve Perry, Journey Hit Song 'Lights' Lift San Fran to World Series Title

Steve Perry, Journey Hit Song 'Lights' Lift San Fran to World Series Title

KANSAS CITY, MO - In a thrilling World Series between the San Francisco Giants and the Kansas City Royals, in which both teams seemed evenly matched, the title came down to one small difference - one team had a kick-ass song from the late 70'...

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Funny story: Wendy 'Strap-On' Davis Gets a Hard-On For Dildo Sales in Texas

Wendy 'Strap-On' Davis Gets a Hard-On For Dildo Sales in Texas

AUSTIN, TX - As the race for governor in the great state of Texas inches closer to a climax on November 4, Wendy Davis claims frontrunner Greg Abbott is waging a war on dildos. Davis thrust the subject into the pubic, er, public spotlight this we...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Apologizes to Erdogan of Turkey, Aragorn - Son of Arathorn

Joe Biden Apologizes to Erdogan of Turkey, Aragorn - Son of Arathorn

Washington, D.C. - Ever the one with his foot in his mouth, Vice President Joe Biden seems to be on an apology tour himself lately. Earlier this week, Mr. Biden was forced to apologize to the leader of Turkey, President Erdogan, after stating that Tu...

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