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Funny story: Iranian World Cup Squad given their country's highest honor

Iranian World Cup Squad given their country's highest honor

With the Football world cup winding down, there has been a number of different reactions to teams as they head back to their respective countries. One team that was especially nervous before the world cup was Iran. They failed to win a single...

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Funny story: Scientists say, "there could be no limit to the number of Baldwin Brothers!"

Scientists say, "there could be no limit to the number of Baldwin Brothers!"

Everyone knows Alec Baldwin, surely? And you might think that he is the only Baldwin, or maybe he has one brother, probably Stephen. You'd only know that because you saw him on late night tv or in that one good movie where he played an escape c...

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Funny story: North Korean naval bath tub spotted off coast of Sokcho

North Korean naval bath tub spotted off coast of Sokcho

Seoul- Korea. South Korean Naval Command experienced a scare earlier this morning around 2 am EST. A North Korean Bath tub was located 10 nautical miles off the coast of Sokcho in the country's North East. It is believed it was armed with bat...

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Funny story: Facebook wikipedia entry broken

Facebook wikipedia entry broken

Facebook refused to comment recently when an embarrassing mistake was made in their official wikipedia entry. The mistake has been fixed up now but drew countless giggles from the far flung corners of the globe. The entry listed their illustrious...

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Funny story: Chanel West Coast pranked

Chanel West Coast pranked

Chanel West Coast, the side kick star of tv show Ridiculousness has officially been pranked by host Rob Dyrdek. It is believed Rob who is not exactly known as a genius himself, set the whole thing up to "endear Chanel to our viewers who see her a...

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Funny story: Skippy the bush kangaroo comes forward after years of abuse by Rolf Harris

Skippy the bush kangaroo comes forward after years of abuse by Rolf Harris

Skippy the bush kangaroo, the iconic television star of the show of the same name has come forward after years of abuse. In a tearful display exhibiting sadness and shock, she explained what had happened between her and Harris. Rolf Harris has been s...

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Funny story: Street performer arrested after squeezing his own testicles to hit the high note of Sia's Chandelier

Street performer arrested after squeezing his own testicles to hit the high note of Sia's Chandelier

Birmingham, England- Street performer Chase Michaels was arrested by the bill earlier today for squeezing his own bollocks to hit the high not of the lyric, "chanda lier lier." Locals were not impressed by the show with local mother Linda Harris...

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Funny story: Bubbles the Chimp goes f^&#ng bananas at Michael Jackson Hologram Show

Bubbles the Chimp goes f^&#ng bananas at Michael Jackson Hologram Show

It was an unexpected glitch at an otherwise successful hologram rehearsal performance which showcased the king of pop at his finest. The show which has taken months to create was so realistic that special guest and former Jackson pet Bubbles the C...

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Funny story: One direction pelted by eggs

One direction pelted by eggs

Shit-house boy band One Direction recently enraged music lovers of good taste by re-enacting the Abbey Road crossing made famous by rock icons, "The Beetles." The result was the bombardment of the boys by nearby residents and staunch defenders of...

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Funny story: Kayne and Kim's baby has "reverse zoolander syndrome."

Kayne and Kim's baby has "reverse zoolander syndrome."

In a bizarre revelation, it was um, revealed today that the baby of Rap Baron Kayne West and former porn star Kim Kardashian has been diagnosed with "Reverse Zoolander Syndrome." A distort Kim carried her baby who is named "North West" accompanied...

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Funny story: Islamic extremists kidnap 40 packets of chicken noodle soup from university dorm

Islamic extremists kidnap 40 packets of chicken noodle soup from university dorm

In a undisclosed university somewhere on the North American Contingent, tragedy has struck a small frat house. A Pakistani student with links to Al Qaeda has returned to his homeland to take up arms and fight for the Taliban. The student departed sev...

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Funny story: Neil Young to change his name to "Neil Old"

Neil Young to change his name to "Neil Old"

Iconic rocker Neil Young has recently told Rolling Stone Magazine that he wishes to change his name to "Neil Old". "It makes sense," justified the almost seventy year old rocker from Canada. "I think it will bring me closer to my fans," he stated...

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Funny story: Man "Forrest Gumps" his way across England

Man "Forrest Gumps" his way across England

Thirty three year old lunch truck proprietor Robert Hensley is jogging his way across Britain. He has been on the road for ten weeks now and has almost clocked up an impressive five hundred miles. The runner from Poole in England's South is...

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Funny story: Phone company releases phone that you can install in your dead cat

Phone company releases phone that you can install in your dead cat

Using cute animals in advertising is nothing new and is something that phone companies have been exploiting for a long time. The little known Russian telephone manufacturer "Khorosho" has taken it one step further. "We have released phone tha...

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Funny story: Telephone companies sucker consumers by using cute animals in their commercials

Telephone companies sucker consumers by using cute animals in their commercials

Meercats, baby lions, baby tigers, kittens and puppies. That is the top five list of animals that telecommunications companies are shoving down consumers' throats in order to move more of their product. "What do they animals have in common wit...

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Funny story: Donald Trump to star as new superhero "The Donald" in Hollywood blockbuster

Donald Trump to star as new superhero "The Donald" in Hollywood blockbuster

Look over there, its a man, no its a talking wig, no its "The Donald." Ivanka Trump made the announcement about her father today from the lobby of the Trump Tower Hotel. "The world needs a real hero," she boomed to the crowd, hand held over her...

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Funny story: Polygamist manages to fool authorities by marrying identical triplets

Polygamist manages to fool authorities by marrying identical triplets

Deer Valley- Utah, a clever scheme that has been running for the last seven years recently came undone. Caleb Foxtrot was bought in to the county sherrif's office to answer charges of polygamy. The devout morman has been accused of marrying sis...

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