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Godzilla Update! His Zilla-ness Unwinds After A Euro-Zone Gig and Recounts Recent Events

Funny story: Godzilla Update! His Zilla-ness Unwinds After A Euro-Zone Gig and Recounts Recent Events

Goozahyurwatchee Swamp, South Carolina – The world’s most famous nuclear mutant-cryptid is back stateside after some months “on the run” here and there and sometime spent in the ever-greening Euro-Zone. We caught up with Godzilla at his campsit...

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Still MORE Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers’ Mart – The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

Funny story: Still MORE Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers’ Mart – The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

Back by popular demand! We’ve been busy searching and nabbing the latest gems from your cherished lefty-progressive radicals. And now they’re here online! As always, to ensure you get your share of these treasures, you’ll need to move faster than...

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Top Ten Reasons Why Kim Jong Un Desperately Wants to Make a Deal with the U. S.

Funny story: Top Ten Reasons Why Kim Jong Un Desperately Wants to Make a Deal with the U. S.

He needs a decent shampoo, rinse, and cut from Vidal Sassoon. He wants Stormy Daniels’ phone number. He wants to be let loose carte blanche in the M&M anchor store in New York City, ending in a candy bath of M&M Reds. He wants his scientists to examine Nancy Pelosi –it’s an ancient Korean cultural practice dealing with living mummification. He’s out of nuclear warheads anyway, cuz Godz...

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Little Known Stories of Remarkable U. S. Presidential Moments

Funny story: Little Known Stories of Remarkable U. S. Presidential Moments

George Saunders's recent book, Lincoln in the Bardo, recounts how the 16th President spent some time in a Washington cemetery mausoleum after the death of his son Willie, being pestered by quirky ghosts. Yet, this is only the latest in a long line o...

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More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

Funny story: More Great Stuff from the Progressive Shoppers' Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Enlightened Ideologues

It's long overdue, but it's here now on your screen! More exclusive stuff from your favorite website for lefti-progressive memorabilia and prized totems of coastal-elitist craving. You'll want to add all these choice gems to your elegant display ca...

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A Sample of Recent High School U. S. History Exam Results

Funny story: A Sample of Recent High School U. S. History Exam Results

Recent examination answers from U. S. high school students again demonstrate their ongoing mastery of American history and the effectiveness of U. S. secondary education. Here is a sample selection of the best answers. George Washington got the P...

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Core Characteristics of Millennials -- Updated

Funny story: Core Characteristics of Millennials -- Updated

As a public service, the Alliance for Millennial Entitlement and Legitimacy has recently issued a definitive list of those core characteristics which describe this confident, great generation. The official list of Millennial Core Characteristics follows: Their multi-tasking prowess is asserted by tokeing joints while texting and fiddling with piercings when on the freeway at speed. Video ga...

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Nine Things You May Not Know About "Orphan Black"

Funny story: Nine Things You May Not Know About "Orphan Black"

Acclaimed by the Lobotomized Millennial Weed-Head Alliance as the "most awesomely awesome TV viewing gig!" Cited by the World Linguistics Congress as presenting the most meaningful use of "Shit" as an expression of the central character's deepest...

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Timely Income Tax Guidance & Insightful Preparation Tips

Funny story: Timely Income Tax Guidance & Insightful Preparation Tips

Tax filing deadlines are on the horizon. As is the yearly tradition at the National Institute of Slick and Slidey Tax Prep Jockeys, we are providing our annual listing of often forgotten income tax pointers and preparation tips. As always, we are n...

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The Secret of Stonehenge Finally Explained

Funny story: The Secret of Stonehenge Finally Explained

Long-time Stonehenge researcher and aficionado Archy Ollie Geist for years has been obsessed with getting at the true meaning of the ancient, mysterious site on the Salisbury Plain. Recent renewed ground radar analysis has brought to light previ...

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Interview with Godzilla: He Holds Forth on the Movie, Personal Stuff, and What Happened on Hawaii

Funny story: Interview with Godzilla: He Holds Forth on the Movie, Personal Stuff, and What Happened on Hawaii

Patui-Tui-Twonga, South Pacific -- Following some intensive investigative work, we caught up with Godzilla on a remote island where the resurgent mutant lizard was keeping a low profile, after having been deported from the big island of Hawaii for ca...

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McDonald's Shareholders Meeting Disrupted by Nanny-State Protesters

Funny story: McDonald's Shareholders Meeting Disrupted by Nanny-State Protesters

Chicago- CEO Don Thompson was challenged and often shouted down by some insistent and disruptive shareholder meeting disrupters. A belligerent Debbie Bipolaria, representative of Mothers United in Parental Neglect, accused McDonalds of using popul...

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Progressives' Shopper Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Fully Enlightened Ideologues

Funny story: Progressives' Shopper Mart - The Premier E-tailing Site for Fully Enlightened Ideologues

Here are some of the most desired items for those of you in elite political cliques who know who you are and espouse only the most enlightened ideas of utopian thought. Shop today and impress your friends at the next exclusive cocktail party! These...

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Shakespeare Celebrates His 450th Birthday in Retirement in Greece

Funny story: Shakespeare Celebrates His 450th Birthday in Retirement in Greece

April 24, 2014 -- Our roving reporter of The Globe Times was fortunate to catch up with the world's most famous playwright William Shakespeare, familiarly known as the "Bard of Avon" from the river that graces his birthplace, Stratford-on-Avon, Warwi...

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Hulk Hogan Injects Poetical Moments and Movements into WrestleMania

Funny story: Hulk Hogan Injects Poetical Moments and Movements into WrestleMania

After a skull-thonking chair slam to his head, the Hulkster stunned the arena by reciting T.S.Eliot's "The Waste Land." Though the crowd seemed to be getting into the esoteric allusions, a ring-side wag interrupted the "Game of Chess" segment by scre...

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US Relinquishes Control of the Internet to United Nations Organizational Unit

Funny story: US Relinquishes Control of the Internet to United Nations Organizational Unit

The US Department of Commerce has not renewed a contract with ICANN, the private, independent US-based organization which has ably overseen worldwide issuance of web addresses/URLs. Our reporters have learned that supervisory authority over the...

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Health and Human Services (HHS) Announces Another Obamacare Health Plan Option

Funny story: Health and Human Services (HHS) Announces Another Obamacare Health Plan Option

On the original deadline date for enrolling in Obamacare, HHS Secretary Sebelius revealed today a new health plan today which provides another economical option to the Platinum, Gold, Silver, and Bronze health plans previously defined. In accord wit...

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Anthony Wiener Is Making Moves to Rehabilitate and Enhance His Media Profile

Funny story: Anthony Wiener Is Making Moves to Rehabilitate and Enhance His Media Profile

Former Congressman and washed-out Mayoral candidate Weiner spends time daily in gambits to regain some kind of traction in media attention, whether or not to rehabilitate it is somewhat open to interpretation. Our intrepid reporters have completed r...

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