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Funny story: Actor Leonard McMills, Famous For Playing A Boneless Wing Addict, Caught Eating Boneless Wings in Mall Parking Lot

Actor Leonard McMills, Famous For Playing A Boneless Wing Addict, Caught Eating Boneless Wings in Mall Parking Lot

WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Hollywood-based actor Leonard McMills who catapulted to fame after being cast as boneless wing addict and gym teacher Lance Miles on the Netflix show "Run For Your Lives" was found by police early Tuesday morning passed o…

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Funny story: Trump To Abolish Leap Year for Treating Him Very Unfairly

Trump To Abolish Leap Year for Treating Him Very Unfairly

WASHINGTON, D.C.- With the stock market plummeting past correction territory, global coronavirus fears, and a constant barrage of criticism from journalists and Democrats for his egregious lies, President Trump announced on February 29th that he will...

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Funny story: Jewish Pink Floyd Fans Hold Memorial Candle Light Ceremony for Israel-Hater Roger Waters

Jewish Pink Floyd Fans Hold Memorial Candle Light Ceremony for Israel-Hater Roger Waters

New York, NY - Hundreds of Jewish Pink Floyd fans gathered together in a synagogue on Manhattan's Upper East Side yesterday, to mourn the Roger Waters they thought they knew--a creative genius that did not unabashedly reveal himself to his fans and t...

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Funny story: Twitter Outraged by 7th Grade Boy Walking to Bus Stop

Twitter Outraged by 7th Grade Boy Walking to Bus Stop

The Twittersphere erupted in fiery outrage at a 13-year-old Youngstown, Ohio, boy who videotaped himself walking from his front porch to his bus stop. Mark Berenger, a budding videographer and YouTube personality with 5,760 followers, also acted as a...

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Funny story: What Happened to David Wesley? Part 1

What Happened to David Wesley? Part 1

Dear Readers, My name is Hugh Diamond. I’m a big wave surfer and investigative journalist. David E. Wesley gave me his credentials to his account on The Spoof.com to share my story. In October 2012, when I read in a news article by Bill Searc...

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Funny story: 21-Year-Old Broadcasting Student Latest Victim of Cancellation Culture After Accidentally Nosediving Into Instagram Model’s Tits at Coachella

21-Year-Old Broadcasting Student Latest Victim of Cancellation Culture After Accidentally Nosediving Into Instagram Model’s Tits at Coachella

INDIO, CALIFORNIA -San Bernardino resident and Berkley student, Gus Bellshore, experienced a cataclysmic mishap on Day 1 of the hip music festival Coachella. What started out as a relaxing and refreshing trip to see some of his favorite bands with so...

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Funny story: Target Fires Long-Standing Employee for Thinking About Saying Racial Slur

Target Fires Long-Standing Employee for Thinking About Saying Racial Slur

At a Target located in downtown Chicago, Human Resources Director Pam Ridgefield announced to the local media today that Marketing Manager Frank Richards was terminated for thinking about saying the N-word. Speaking from her luxury home in a Chic...

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Funny story: Local Man Breathes Sigh of Relief That Psychotic Ex-Wife Directs Abusive Rants Toward Spirit Airlines

Local Man Breathes Sigh of Relief That Psychotic Ex-Wife Directs Abusive Rants Toward Spirit Airlines

Oklahoma City resident Peter Berenger appeared happy and relaxed at his office job this week after discovering that his psychotic ex-wife has been channeling her abusive venomous rants toward the budget-conscious Spirit Airlines instead of him.

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Funny story: U.S Economy Crashes As Entire U.S. Male Workforce Over 40 Years Old Resigns Amid Sexual Assault Allegations

U.S Economy Crashes As Entire U.S. Male Workforce Over 40 Years Old Resigns Amid Sexual Assault Allegations

USA —It was the great thunderous crash that nobody saw coming. With the growing #MeToo movement sweeping across multiple industries and removing powerful men from their jobs (after they pressured women in their companies to perform sexual favors...

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Funny story: Congress Declares Massive Debt Accumulation as the New American Dream

Congress Declares Massive Debt Accumulation as the New American Dream

WASHINGTON D.C. ---- Recent college graduates, along with millions of working Americans who decided to take the day off gathered today on the great lawn in Washington to celebrate massive debt accumulation as the new American Dream. College and...

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Funny story: NRA President Wayne Lapierre Sends Thoughts and Prayers to the Families of Future Victims of America's Next Mass Shooting

NRA President Wayne Lapierre Sends Thoughts and Prayers to the Families of Future Victims of America's Next Mass Shooting

NRA President Wayne Lapierre held a press conference in Wiltchester, Texas today sending thoughts and prayers to the unknown family members who will tragically lose somebody to America's raging gun violence problem. "We don't know who they are yet...

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Funny story: Science Teacher Jeffrey Francis inks 10 year, $200 million deal with the NYC Board of Education

Science Teacher Jeffrey Francis inks 10 year, $200 million deal with the NYC Board of Education

According to several sources at the NYC board of education, veteran science teacher Jeffrey Francis, who has taught at M.S. 233 for 12 years, recently inked a massive deal with the NYCBOE to stay on as a teacher. Frederick Gonzales, an HR represe...

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Funny story: Walton Family Checks into Rehab for Wealth Addiction

Walton Family Checks into Rehab for Wealth Addiction

Bentonville, Arkansas -- In a shocking admission that surprised half of the world's population, the surviving members of the Walton family announced earlier this week that they are checking into the Betty Ford Clinic to treat a debilitating wealth ad...

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Funny story: Majority of Americans Spent Last Week of December Ignoring Family Members on Smartphones

Majority of Americans Spent Last Week of December Ignoring Family Members on Smartphones

Anywhere U.S.A.---In an unprecendented scientific study conducted by a idiotic research team at Pace University, it was discovered that 88% of Americans spent the majority of their time off from work during the last week of December ignoring family m...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Plans Winter Hibernation With A Pack of Wild Grizzly Bears

Sarah Palin Plans Winter Hibernation With A Pack of Wild Grizzly Bears

WASILLA, Alaska --- With the start of 2014 bringing below zero temperatures, Sarah Palin announced this morning that she will protest against America's War on Christmas by hibernating for the winter with a pack of wild grizzly bears. Shortly af...

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Funny story: Elusive Cronut Smuggler Fred Dietrich Arrested in Columbia

Elusive Cronut Smuggler Fred Dietrich Arrested in Columbia

Cartagena, Columbia---Food and Drug Administration task enforcer Phillip Reinhart announced early this morning that his hard working team had finally captured legendary cronut smuggler and New York City native Fred Dietrich after an exhaustive 18-mon...

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