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Funny story: Barr Admits that No One Saw the Unredacted Mueller Report Because He Spilled Coffee on It

Barr Admits that No One Saw the Unredacted Mueller Report Because He Spilled Coffee on It

New York, NY Attorney General Barr admitted, after severe press scrutiny, that he spilled coffee on the Mueller Report, and everyone all decided to just say the coffee-stained parts were segments that needed to be censored. "Well, we all know t...

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Funny story: Trump's List of Priorities is Leaked to the Press

Trump's List of Priorities is Leaked to the Press

In a startling development giving a rare insight into the thought processes, and wants and desires of the man who is President Donald Trump, a secret list was leaked to the press. The list: * I need to find people who won't question my authori...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens to Repeal Newton's Three Laws of Thermodynamics if Not Given Funding for the Wall

Trump Threatens to Repeal Newton's Three Laws of Thermodynamics if Not Given Funding for the Wall

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump made a new announcement via Twitter today. He stated that some scientists have told him that Newton's Laws of Thermodynamics are integral to science as it is practiced today. "I know the Laws of Thermometrics or som...

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Funny story: Trump Announces That Mueller Report Confirms Everything He Has Ever Said

Trump Announces That Mueller Report Confirms Everything He Has Ever Said

Made-of-Legos, FL President Trump, although not making the Mueller Report public, did give a synopsis of the information in the report. Some of the highlights include: * Trump has accomplished more in two years than any other president. * Trump...

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Funny story: Scientists Think They Know Which Galaxy Has Donald Trump Under Its Control

Scientists Think They Know Which Galaxy Has Donald Trump Under Its Control

Science Town, USA Scientists have long suspected that President Trump is under the control of an alien force. But for a long time they thought it was only Russia. However, scientists figured that even Russia couldn't benefit from all the hare-bra...

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Funny story: Trump Has FCC Round Up Hosts Of Late-Night Shows and Cast of SNL

Trump Has FCC Round Up Hosts Of Late-Night Shows and Cast of SNL

Comedians of late-night TV and the cast members of Saturday Night Live refused to "stand down" and stop ridiculing the President as ordered by Tweets. They were then all arrested by Federal Police and booked at Ryker's Prison for "using the public ai...

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Funny story: Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques

Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques

Scamatology Does NOT Use Brainwashing Techniques is what we found out in our interview with Scientology representative Karen K-Pow. One thing she said in her interview that she thought was a misconception the public had about Scamatology, is that...

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Funny story: The REAL Reason the Marshall Kim Jong-Un and President Donald Trump Talks Broke Down

The REAL Reason the Marshall Kim Jong-Un and President Donald Trump Talks Broke Down

Saigon, Vietnam Although the world was left wondering why Trump left the North Korean-U.S. Disarmanent Talks early is because there was an incident that was kept secret. While many news agencies went along with the idea that Kim was soft on givin...

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Funny story: White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

White House Will Fill Vacant Federal Jobs by Lottery

Mira-la-go, FL There are very many federal jobs left open that Trump has never filled. Also, of the people that Trump DID appoint, more are quitting every day. Therefore, since the Human Resources Department, the ones who do the hiring and firing,...

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Funny story: Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England

Trump Plots to Have His Family Declared "Royalty" After Trip to England

Mar-A-Lago, FL One of Trump's most recent chiefs-of-staff explained one of the big reasons he got out of Dodge when he could. "President Trump seems to be under the impression, that since he had it in him to become President of the U.S., then he s...

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Funny story: U.S. House of Representatives and the Cabinet Contemplate Declaring Trump Incompetent Via the 25th Amendment

U.S. House of Representatives and the Cabinet Contemplate Declaring Trump Incompetent Via the 25th Amendment

Washington, D.C. As the House and the Cabinet discuss whether to use the 25th Amendment to force Trump to step down, Sen. Chuck Schumer was heard to say, "If Trump isn't crazy enough to use the 25th Amendment to get rid of him, then WHO IS?" "The...

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Funny story: Wall Opponents Demonstrate and Show Their Hate of Walls

Wall Opponents Demonstrate and Show Their Hate of Walls

Opponents of a national wall on the U.S.-Mexico Border had a giant demonstration yesterday. Fueling the crowd, a bonfire was started using "The Wall" albums by Pink Floyd and Wall Street Journals. Videotapes of "The Wolf of Wall Street," Wall Street"...

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Funny story: The Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit

The Queen is Planning Trump's Next Visit

Buckingham Palace, London, UK Her Majesty the Queen has figured out that, whenever Trump is having exceptionally bad trouble at home, even worse than his usual trouble, he takes a road trip. "Right now he's in North Korea. He'll probably want to...

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Funny story: Scamatology Recruits Religious Groups from All Over the Universe to Protest A & E Broadcasts

Scamatology Recruits Religious Groups from All Over the Universe to Protest A & E Broadcasts

Clearly Mental, FL The Cult of Scamatology has been gathering religious groups from all over to protest with them what they are calling "great religious oppression." This started when the A&E Network ran programs exposing corruption, religiou...

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Funny story: Bill Cosby Has an Epiphany in Prison and Declares Himself a Martyr

Bill Cosby Has an Epiphany in Prison and Declares Himself a Martyr

SCI Phoenix Correctional Facility In a statement given to his publicist, Cosby explained how he was in prison just because of his political views, just like Martin Luther King, Jr., Mahatma Gandhi, and Nelson Mandela. Cosby called his prison stay...

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Funny story: Bezos Takes Over National Enquirer and Merges it With Washington Post

Bezos Takes Over National Enquirer and Merges it With Washington Post

Although it was thought that the National Enquirer would become the advertising insert of the venerable Washington Post, it turns out it is actually to become more of a print version of Amazon.com. Bezos has long envied the Enquirer's place on th...

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Funny story: Royal Family Members Are Asked by "Certain High-Up Functionaries" If They Would Consider A Coup on the U.S. Executive Branch

Royal Family Members Are Asked by "Certain High-Up Functionaries" If They Would Consider A Coup on the U.S. Executive Branch

Buckingham Palace In the interest of transparency, it was revealed {leaked} that a portion of the population (99.9%, i.e. everybody) in the U.S. would prefer having a member of the British Royal Family take over the Executive branch of the U.S. Gove...

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