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Unemployed Government Workers Build Wall Around White House

Funny story: Unemployed Government Workers Build Wall Around White House

Washington, D.C. As soon as it was announced that President Trump was back in the White House, 400,000 government workers - that aren't getting paid because of the government shutdown - suddenly appeared, and, with each one contributing a brick, too...

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Suggestions Pour In For the Wall

Funny story: Suggestions Pour In For the Wall

Many Americans have helpfully provided hints and suggestions on building President Trump's wall. The Meldrum Brothers Nursery and Landscaping Co. feel that a wall of shrubbery would be very effective in deterring illegal immigrants. Banksy and...

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Similarities Between Fox News/the Republican Party and the Church of Scamatology

Funny story: Similarities Between Fox News/the Republican Party and the Church of Scamatology

Sociologists who examine cult phenomena have noticed similarities between the techniques of the Trump administration, the Republican Party, and Fox News: 1. They all illogically follow a leader who tells obvious falsehoods and is a blatant narcissicist and misogynist. 2. They both push books, supposedly instructive, that are loaded with bullshit. 3. The Trump administration and the "Chur...

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Trump Explains Why Shutting Down the Government Is Making America Great Again

Funny story: Trump Explains Why Shutting Down the Government Is Making America Great Again

President Donald Trump had sore fingers from his previous night's Twitter Storm, so he held a press conference to explain his actions of the last few days. "So it's sad that America has its greatest President ever, and still they stop everything, even talking about me, just because it's Christmas! Last year, I tried to prevent it by shutting down the government, but everybody still stopped payi...

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Kanye West, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin To Throw Benefit Concert for Trump

Funny story: Kanye West, Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin To Throw Benefit Concert for Trump

White Settlement, TX President Trump's strongest supporters in the entertainment world have announced that they will have a benefit concert in support of the president. They will donate 2% of the profits to the Trump Defense Fund they know will be fo...

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List of Future Top Jobs For the Next Generation Includes Many New Ones Not on List Before

Funny story: List of Future Top Jobs For the Next Generation Includes Many New Ones Not on List Before

The Naldrett Future Studies Institute of Anchor Bay released their latest report on future jobs. This gives Millennials the chance to plan ahead before spending all their future earnings on college courses. The Institute said that the most jobs w...

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O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Denny McClain, and Pete Rose Start Prisoner Reform Group

Funny story: O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Denny McClain, and Pete Rose Start Prisoner Reform Group

Calling a press conference at the Las Vegas Hilton, four sports stars who spent time in the slammer made an historic announcement--they were going to work to help others like them walk the straight and narrow. "We, we, uh, we just wanta help those...

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Trump Breaks Dow With Premature Chinese Tariff Promise

Funny story: Trump Breaks Dow With Premature Chinese Tariff Promise

Wall Street, Manhattan President Donald Trump has done it again, as he set a new record for negative tweeting. Because he broadcast a tariff deal as 'done' when it WASN'T done, the fine folks on Wall Street went into panic mode, and the Dow plunged 8...

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Mel Gibson and O.J. Simpson Visit Bill Cosby in Prison

Funny story: Mel Gibson and O.J. Simpson Visit Bill Cosby in Prison

SCI Phoenix, Pennsylvania Mel Gibson and O.J. Simpson have both visited convicted rapist and one-time comedian Bill Cosby. Spoke Gibson, "I have to admit, I never really liked Bill until all this secret drink stuff came up. And then, when I found...

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Scientific Community Makes One Last Attempt to Cure Trump

Funny story: Scientific Community Makes One Last Attempt to Cure Trump

Science Town, USA Scientists gathered together today, a much smaller crew than the ones who originally gathered a year and 8 months ago met and discussed ways to cure narcissism. "If anything, he's gotten worse. He actually thinks his kids, especi...

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Trump to Print More Money to Pay Off the National Debt

Funny story: Trump to Print More Money to Pay Off the National Debt

Mar-A-Lago, Florida Upon hearing that his tax cut bill has added another trillion dollars to the national debt, President Trump called a press conference to address the National Debt. "The Fake News outlets are all complaining and lying about me i...

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Melania Trump Stages Successful Coup, Now Head of United States

Funny story: Melania Trump Stages Successful Coup, Now Head of United States

Washington, DC In an unfolding story, it appears that Melania Trump, who had recently been flexing her wings, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on clothes and hotel rooms, and demanding firings and reprimands, has staged a successful coup.

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Bill Cosby's New Prison Reality Show

Funny story: Bill Cosby's New Prison Reality Show

Convicted rapist, Bill Cosby, is to appear in a brand new reality show, taking place in the prison he is residing in. Some of the various episodes include: 1. Bill's convict friends surround him, and make him do Fat Albert routines for an hour str...

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Top 5 Things Trump Would Like for the Nation

President Trump sat down for a conversation with a FAUX News reporter, Tucker O'Reilly. In it, he outlined his vision of the future for the nation which includes his Top 10 Priorities. The Top 5 Priorities of Things Trump Would Like to See: 1. He hopes that Department Stores will start stocking Ivanka's clothing line so America can have nice clothes. He also mentions that Sears, which is no...

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Brett Cavanaugh Plagued By More Sexual Assault Allegations

Funny story: Brett Cavanaugh Plagued By More Sexual Assault Allegations

Washington, DC Recently-confirmed Supreme Court Justice Brett Cavanaugh has once again denied allegations three more women have made that he exposed himself to them while drunk at a party. One of the women was quoted as saying, "I didn't realize i...

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Bill Cosby Trades Rights to 'Fat Albert' to Fellow Convict for Warm Blanket

Funny story: Bill Cosby Trades Rights to 'Fat Albert' to Fellow Convict for Warm Blanket

SCI Phoenix, Pennsylvania State Prison Bill Cosby has been adjusting to life in prison. Although his obvious dislike of his surroundings can be easily seen on his twisted face, he has learned how to barter with his fellow inmates to get what he needs...

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Trump is Mad the Fake News Media Pay So Much Attention to the Democrat Bomber and So Little on His Evil Immigration Caravan

Funny story: Trump is Mad the Fake News Media Pay So Much Attention to the Democrat Bomber and So Little on His Evil Immigration Caravan

Mar-a-lago, FL Although Trump never heard about the bomber who was mailing bombs to Democratic leaders, including the Obama and Clinton families until today (Fox News hadn't mentioned it), Melania saw it on the View and told him about it. Trump sa...

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What Would Trump Do?

How well do you think you know the Chief Executive, the POTUS, the Leader of the Free World? Take this quiz and find out if you can predict how the President will handle a situation. Anwers at the bottom. 1. A new federal project is opening in Arizona and Trump wants to name it. What name would Trump most likely pick? A. John McCain, Arizona Senator and War Hero B. Barry Goldwater, Old-line...

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