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Putin Doesn't Want Trump to Visit Any More Dictators

Funny story: Putin Doesn't Want Trump to Visit Any More Dictators

Helsinki, Finland After Trump and Putin met at the Helsinki Summit, the translator succumbed to a large bribe and revealed what was said in private between the dictator and the wannabe dictator. "At first Putin was nice to Trump, but then he got r...

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Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding

Funny story: Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding

President Donald Trump of the U.S. has announced that he would like to visit London on October 12, which just happens to be the planned date for Princess Eugenie of York's wedding. Included in the unsolicited invitation for the Trumps to visit was...

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Scamatology Reps Visit North Korea to Study Their Labor Camps

Funny story: Scamatology Reps Visit North Korea to Study Their Labor Camps

Our correspondent has learned that the Church of Scamatology has sent representatives to North Korea to study their labor camp system. Scamatology has been known to throw wayward "Clams," as they like to be called, into either the RPF, which is where...

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Anti-Cultists Using Scamatology TV to Stop Potential Converts from Joining Scamatology

Funny story: Anti-Cultists Using Scamatology TV to Stop Potential Converts from Joining Scamatology

NotClear, FL Cult Experts who have been trying to dissuade people that are falling under the spell of Scamatology have been having them watch Scamatology TV. "Generally, once they see about five minutes of the cult's TV station they are glad to n...

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Trump Sees Ant-Man and Wasp Movie and Wants Scientists to Build Him a Super-Suit

Funny story: Trump Sees Ant-Man and Wasp Movie and Wants Scientists to Build Him a Super-Suit

Mir-A-Lago, FL President Trump tweeted today that America's scientists are way behind where they should be. "Why haven't our scientists invented something like Ant-Man's little cars or an Iron Man suit like in the movies? I think, as President, I...

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Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit

Funny story: Queen is Already Working on Excuse to Miss Trump Visit

Buckingham Palace, London It was announced that the Queen would be accompanying Prince Philip to get a secret medical treatment in a secret location at the time that Trump will be having his state visit. When it was asked how they could know they...

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The Republican Party and Scamatology to Merge, Forming Republicanology

Funny story: The Republican Party and Scamatology to Merge, Forming Republicanology

The heads of the Republicans and Scamatology today held a joint press conference to announce their merger. "We were so close in ideology already, it seemed like a good savings of resources to just combine" said the Scamatology head, Davey Makeafis...

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The Queen and Meghan Go Out on the Town

Funny story: The Queen and Meghan Go Out on the Town

Buckingham Palace today reluctantly admitted that the rumours are true that the Queen and Meghan Markle have become besties. They have been sneaking out at night, wearing disguises and going to underground clubs together. Apparently, Prince Harry...

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Washington Capitols Players Will Skip Going to White House Ceremony Because it's Too Far Away

Funny story: Washington Capitols Players Will Skip Going to White House Ceremony Because it's Too Far Away

The Stanley Cup-winning Washington Capitals is the first Washington, D.C. sports team to win a major sporting event since the Washington Senators won the World Series in 1924. Most of the team, however, have decided that it would take too long to...

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Red Hen Restaurants are Riding a Wave of Popularity

Funny story: Red Hen Restaurants are Riding a Wave of Popularity

Restaurants called "Red Hen," were at first riding a wave of hate from conservatives protesting the owner of a Red Hen restaurant ordering Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders to leave. And not because he was afraid there wasn't enough food in the res...

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Ben Carson Will Perform Brain Surgery on Eric Trump

Funny story: Ben Carson Will Perform Brain Surgery on Eric Trump

Mar-A-Lago, FL Eric Trump's sitter lost track of him for a few minutes and found him passed out on the floor after sticking a fork in the electrical outlet. When he woke up, his speaking was odder than usual. Trump was ordered by Melania to call a do...

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Melania Trump is Seeking Sanctuary

Funny story: Melania Trump is Seeking Sanctuary

It was revealed through using the Freedom of Information Act and requesting the First Lady's communications over her international accounts that Mrs. Trump has been e-mailing all over the world seeking asylum from Donald Trump. She has sworn her...

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Bill Cosby Wishes to Tour Prisons

Funny story: Bill Cosby Wishes to Tour Prisons

Bill Cosby, convicted rapist out-on-bail on house arrest waiting to be sentenced, requested that he spend his sentence touring prisons and punishing felons. "I know it would punish me further if I had to listen to Bill Cosby jabber on about how he...

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Trump's Entire Cabinet Joins Anti-Mensa Group

Funny story: Trump's Entire Cabinet Joins Anti-Mensa Group

Washington, DC The Trump Cabinet en masse decided to join "Auntie Mensah," a group that is considered the opposite of the group known as "Mensa," which is composed of people that have tested to be and known to possess high IQs or high intelligence.

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Scamatology TV Network Sets New Viewing Records!

Funny story: Scamatology TV Network Sets New Viewing Records!

Ratings firms are amazed at the records being set by the Scamatology Network, which launched in March. "It has the absolute lowest ratings we have ever seen," said a ratings executive. "It is the only network we have seen that, the majority of th...

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Trump Makes Bet with Kim Jong-Un Over Nukes and Twitter

Funny story: Trump Makes Bet with Kim Jong-Un Over Nukes and Twitter

Singapore In their summit meeting, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un and U.S., President Donald Trump regarding Trump's Twitter use. "Kim bet me that I couldn't stay off Twitter for 2 months. If I do, he gives up his nukes. If not, the U.S. has t...

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Meghan Markle Didn't Realize That Marrying Prince Harry Was Real

Funny story: Meghan Markle Didn't Realize That Marrying Prince Harry Was Real

London, England The new Duchess of Sussex, actress Meghan Markle, admits that she didn't realize that her wedding to Prince Harry was real at first. She figured it was a movie and that Prince Harry was a look-a-like. "I'm pretty sure it was the...

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Trump Pardons Jailed Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick

Funny story: Trump Pardons Jailed Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick

Mir-A-Lago, FL Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders strongly hinted that the next person that Trump would pardon would be the mayor that Detroit had right before declaring bankruptcy, Kwame Kilpatrick. "President Trump feels there are a lot of Afr...

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Breaking news…

Trump to Continue Dictator Tour

There are still a few dictators in the world that Trump hasn't groveled to.
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