The manufacturers of the famous "Cabbage Patch Kids" dolls are offering up a new version just in time for Christmas. The "KB Packed Kids" will be offered up for a fairly steep price in two test markets, Colorado and Washington. What's new with th...
Professor David Humdrum reports "Jesus was born in a stable environment and this gave him an edge in life." The professor went on to say that a manuscript of a diary that Mary kept had recently been discovered. Here is an excerpt of Mary's journa...
"Thou must stuff thine tortilla full of tasty meat and cheese!" shouted the assailant, Don A. Blaid. Apparently police in Texas said they arrested Mr. Blaid after his use of a sword in an attempt to coerce a waitress into giving him free tacos.
DT Comics, LTD. has announced that the web "celeb", Miss Tequila will be added to the roster in their latest concept. The concept titled "L.O.S.E.R C.L.I.Q.U.E (League Of Self Entitled Rascal Celebrity Lives Inflicting Qualified Useless Events)" wil...
Doctors nationwide in the last few months have received a flood of calls, walk ins, and email correspondence from parents expressing concern over their childrens behavior. The main cause for alarm is that these children are constantly sticking their...
Taco Bell, anticipating a need to stay ahead of the game, has teamed up with "Hello Kitty" manufacturer to develop a HELLO KITTY HAPPY TIME PINK TACO/GRANDE MEAT BURRITO COMBO Taco Bell has been on a kick for awhile now adding new, unique taco fla...
Oregon - Animal rights advocates in the state of Oregon are outraged after a recent discovery in the Wilderness areas of their state. Ostensibly a group of hikers, during an expedition spotted an entire colony of SHAVED BEAVERS! "It's sickening.
"2b or 1b? That is the question." - A drunk Hamlet, forgetting which apartment the after hour party is at. "To Agree or not to agree? That is the question." - Always a question Hamlet ponders during heated political debates. "To Bee or not to bee? That is the question." - A young hamlet, contemplating whether or not he will participate in a spelling contest. "To Bee or not to bee? That is...
A new restaurant is trying out a cutting edge theme. The restaurant will be called "Leftover Bliss Diner". "We are a restaurant attempting to capture 2014 nostalgia, for a restaurant in the late 80's that captured the nostalgia of a 1950's restau...
New York, NY - For a century, New York's Sidewalk Santas have marched on Fifth Avenue on the morning after Thanksgiving collecting donations from Black Friday shoppers. Now they're calling it quits. "There's just not as much money in it anymor...
Mr. Claus My name is Will Tayer. I am sure that by now you have been made aware of my status and the circumstances surrounding it. I have not been able to ascertain whether or not I have been classified in your files on the "naughty" or "nice" list. My guess is the latter. If you have not been kept abreast of the situation, you can read it in the articles listed below. Keep in mi...
Dear Santa Well, I've been a bad, bad girl. ;) I'm sure you already knew that though. This year has been fantastically crazy for me. I did my twerk thing at the VMA's. I smoked Kush on stage in Europe. I swung on a wrecking ball stark naked in a video. I posed nearly nude for photo op after photo op. Oh, it has been a thrill. I know I disappointed a few people, but what do they...
Dear Santa I know that this year has been a troubling year and I have been less than well behaved. With that being said, I am trying to do better. This year, I am not asking for "stuff". I was wondering if you could "throw me a bone" just before Thanksgiving, a sort of early Christmas present if you will. Is there any chance that you can put in a good word and get me a position as on...
Insiders have come across leaked information from AMC, the producer of the recently ended and very popular "Breaking Bad" series. A spinoff series will follow Brad White, nephew of the protagonist/antagonist in the original series. In the new...
Will Tayer, age 6 is at it again! He has organized several area first and second graders to march in front of his mothers home, chanting "One-Two-Three-Four. He won't stay behind that door!" referring to the young mans bedroom door. These developments occurred upon the young man being recently grounded and told that he will stay in his room. Wills mother Mrs. Tayer reports, "I told him he w...
The history behind pizza - In 1492, just before Chris Columbo sailed the ocean blue, he visited Italy. He tried to make a flatbread pepperoni sandwich and noticed while sailing that wind and waves caused his flatbread to flop around in his hands and the pepperoni would fly off. While in Italy Columbo purchased cheese and decided that might taste nice on his flatbread sandwich. He accidental...
1. Wii Fit "Twerk Showdown" game 2. Rob Ford's Rock 'Em Stalk 'Em Fembots 3. LEGO leftovers - discount lego sets! 4. Playstation Classic - Rollin' like it's '99 5. Rollin' Doobs Mountain Navigator Big Wheel 6. "Twerkin' for a Livin'" Barbie 7. "Out of the closet and at the Altar" Ken and Ben Dolls 8. "Out of the closet and at the Altar" Barbie and Betty Dolls 9. Di...
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