Paul McCartney's soon-to-be ex-wife, Heather Mills McCartney, says she has decided to switch to decaffeinated coffee.
Doctors treating pop diva Britney Spears for a recent injury say they are puzzled by a recent discovery that her brain is missing. Dr. Emil Shaufhaussen of Manhattan General Hospital in New York said he had never seen anything like it before.
The U.S. Government has reportedly agreed to pay documentary filmmaker Michael Moore "a lot of cash" if he agrees to stop making stupid movies and moves to another country.
Television psychologist Dr. Philip McGraw's wife, Robin, tells reporters that the doc is a "big old goofy man" and she is much too attractive for him.
Actress Tori Spelling, best known for her role as Donna on TV's "Beverly Hills 90210", has married, her publicist said Monday.
President Bush, visibly annoyed by a Senator Hillary R. Clinton's heckling, lost his temper this morning and fired a blast of heat vision at the former first lady, setting her hair on fire. The outburst occured at a fund-raiser for the New York s...
Sources say US Secretary of State Colin Powell recently flew out to Dallas, Texas to audition for next year's edition of the Fox reality show, "American Idol".
Criminal mastermind Osama Bin Laden says Iraq has a puppet regime, and he wants one as well.
A fistfight broke out today at a daycare center in San Francisco between two young boys when one apparently was playing with the other's toy. Michael Richey, age 5, and Timmy Conway, 6, were apparently playing together when Conway evidently took...
Osama bin Laden, the evil arch-criminal who is currently thought to be hiding somewhere in Afghanistan, took a break from being a wanted fugitive terrorist for a few hours recently to attend a private viewing of Michael Moore's new film, "F...
Filmmaker Michael Moore has revealed that he is getting married to former Iraqi Information Minister Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf . Moore, who has just released his documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11" says he has been secretly dating Saeed al-Sahaf f...
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