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Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

Funny story: Al Qaeda Roiled By ISIS Envy

According to the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIS) has recently surpassed Al Qaeda in social media exposure for their gruesome beheadings and executions. Even terrorist groups pay attention...

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New Study Reveals Shocking Tips on How a Wife Can Help Her Husband Get a Raise

Funny story: New Study Reveals Shocking Tips on How a Wife Can Help Her Husband Get a Raise

This week, The Wall Street Journal [WSJ] reported that to earn a bigger paycheck, "you will need to do more than just a top rate job." According to the WSJ, "an effective strategy for obtaining a raise also requires a top rate performance from your s...

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Millennialosers

Funny story: Millennialosers

The media portrays millennials as lazy little losers who won't get off the couch long enough to apply for a job. But not all millennials are disaffected, undisciplined people. Take my little Janie, for example. Janie wants a job - she just hasn't found one yet. But we think she is going to start looking one of these days. According to the media, millennials use drugs and alcohol to forget thei...

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Whole Foods Go Ghetto

Funny story: Whole Foods Go Ghetto

On Wednesday, a manufacturer of "Whole Foods" announced that it plans to build a store in the poorest and most dangerous section of Chicago. The Englewood neighborhood, 10 miles south of downtown, experienced a 40% increase in homicides last year...

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Sales of Hot Flash Barbie Skyrocket

Funny story: Sales of Hot Flash Barbie Skyrocket

Hot Flash Barbie is the newest addition to the Barbie doll franchise. Hot Flash Barbie features flushed skin, tiny beads of sweat on her brow and thinning hair. Accessories include a fan, a large iced beverage and a bottle of estrogen pills. "The...

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Guantanamo Guards Taunt Prisoners with Music from Annie

Funny story: Guantanamo Guards Taunt Prisoners with Music from Annie

CUBA - Prisoners at the Guantanamo Bay detention camp are entering day 4 of a hunger strike protesting what they refer to as musical torture in violation of Article 3 of the Geneva Conventions. The prisoners have announced that they will not eat...

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Make Your Own Spanking Paddle, by Martha Stewart

Funny story: Make Your Own Spanking Paddle, by Martha Stewart

"Spanking paddles never go out of style," the lifestyle guru/author/media mogul/caterer/felon Martha Stewart stated during a recent appearance on the set of Bravo's Watch What Happens Live. "Handy, useful and easy to store under the bed, the spanking paddle is so easy to make that even children can make one!" Martha enthused as she lined up the materials needed for the demonstration. "I prefer...

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Buyer's ReMorsi - Egypt's civil unrest continues - Bring back Mubarak!

Funny story: Buyer's ReMorsi - Egypt's civil unrest continues - Bring back Mubarak!

CAIRO - Egypt's security services killed 72 protesters early Saturday, reasserting its dominance in the wake of President Mohammed Morsi's ouster. Civilians joined police officers in firing live ammunition at the Morsi supporters protesting in Tahrir...

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Pope Likes Gay Men Better Than Women

Pope Francis shocked reporters on Monday when he stated that he was "comfortable" with gay men as priests, but was quick to point out that this largesse did not extend to ordaining women to the priesthood. "Gay men may be flawed in the eyes of God, b...

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Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Funny story: Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...

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Botox Causes Premature Death of Poker-Faced Women

Botox has been used for decades to reduce the signs of aging but only recently have neurophysiologists discovered that the health risks include a 100% chance of dying prematurely with a "poker face." The botulinum toxin A is the most powerful neurot...

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Jihadist Recruitment Declines Upon Revelation that Number of Virgins was Grossly Exaggerated

According to The Jihadist Daily, recent recruitment of suicide bombers has declined sharply following the revelation by Tamir Abd ul-Karim that there are fewer than 72 virgins awaiting the martyr in Paradise. "It's more like three and they're old an...

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The Best Letter from Mom Contest

Boston, MA - The Boston Tribune's randomly chosen entry into The Best Letter from Mom While You Were at Camp Contest appears below. This week's entry was submitted by Debbie Jones of Dover, MA. Dear Debbie, Dad and I (and the admin that I suspect is Dad's new mistress) are so happy to hear that your summer "job" at the Big Game Reserve in South Africa is going well (especially since Dad and...

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