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Funny story: Canada Single-Handedly Defuses Ukraine/Russia Crisis

Canada Single-Handedly Defuses Ukraine/Russia Crisis

Canadian Pry Minister Dustin True-Dough recently held a press conference at the international airport of Gander, Newfoundland to announce that a resolution to the Ukraine crisis, as well as his own domestic turmoil, was imminent. "What we've done…

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Funny story: Strange Scars Appearing on Foreheads, Right Hands of Vaccinated Individuals

Strange Scars Appearing on Foreheads, Right Hands of Vaccinated Individuals

Doctors all over the world are reporting that patients who have been fully vaccinated against COVID are developing unusual scars on their foreheads and right hands. Puzzled, many have appealed to experts in other fields to offer their opinions as to…

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Funny story: Study: Straight Men Who Claim to Like Dancing Actually Don't

Study: Straight Men Who Claim to Like Dancing Actually Don't

"It started off as a rather whimsical promotion," said pub owner Mort Jigglethwaite with a chuckle. "I had no idea that it would spawn a formal scientific study!" "You see, Wednesday night is typically a slow time for our business, so when we le…

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Funny story: COVID-19 Outbreak Traced to Blarney Stone

COVID-19 Outbreak Traced to Blarney Stone

A recent rash of COVID-19 cases among visitors to County Cork, Ireland has been linked to the time-honoured tradition of kissing the famed Blarney stone. Padraig O'Seasnain, head caretaker at Blarney Castle had this to say: "I suppose we should…

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Funny story: Gun-Totin' Bible-Thumpin' Confederate-Flag-Wavin' Rednecks Find Peace through Meditation

Gun-Totin' Bible-Thumpin' Confederate-Flag-Wavin' Rednecks Find Peace through Meditation

(Funny Story) After Nepalese monk, Trungpye Dharmaprajna, successfully snatched the pebble from his master's hand, he spent forty days in deep meditation before deciding on the next phase of his journey. "My master agreed to send me and a handful…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth to Head Ku Klux Klan

Queen Elizabeth to Head Ku Klux Klan

Sources in the United States and Britain reveal that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth is poised to be appointed as honorary figurehead of the Ku Klux Klan. An interviewer in London spoke with the Queen as she was preparing to fly to New Orleans to meet...

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Funny story: PETA Protester Trampled, Eaten by Pigs

PETA Protester Trampled, Eaten by Pigs

Illinois farmer Jake ("Boss") Hogg was out walking his dogs early Monday morning, when he made a startling discovery. "It was awful quiet in the paddock. I couldn't see my hogs anywhere, so I walked the dogs around the perimeter of the fence.

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Funny story: Progress in India-Pakistan Peace Talks

Progress in India-Pakistan Peace Talks

After months of stalled talks, UN diplomats are pleased to report a significant breakthrough in negotiations between nuclear-armed rivals, India and Pakistan: "Neither side was willing to dismantle its nuclear warheads or decommission its rockets,...

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Funny story: Ukrainians Elect Comedian as President

Ukrainians Elect Comedian as President

It appears that comic actor Volodymyr Zelenskiy has just won the Ukrainian presidency by a landslide Exit polls and street interviews seemed to sense a national mood typified by the comments of diesel mechanic Taras Yuvechko: "The United States a...

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Funny story: Canadian Rockers Teach Goat to Sing

Canadian Rockers Teach Goat to Sing

Canadian rock band The Radically Whipped has found a replacement for deceased singer Gordon Downer. "When Gord died, we were really bummed out, because we knew no human being could replace him," said band member Bob Raker, "but then we started th...

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Funny story: U.S. Republicans Demand That Meng Wanzhou be Stoned for Blasphemy

U.S. Republicans Demand That Meng Wanzhou be Stoned for Blasphemy

On Tuesday of this past week, Republican Congressmen and Senators alike unanimously demanded that Huawei executive Meng Wanzhou be extradited to the U.S. to face capital punishment by stoning. Rob Patterson, founder of the 666 Club and spokestwit...

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Funny story: Szjlobovjian Parliament Vetoes Daylight Saving Time

Szjlobovjian Parliament Vetoes Daylight Saving Time

While the United States Congress appears to be poised to pass a measure mandating Daylight Saving Time for fifty-one weeks of the year, the tiny East European republic of Szjlobovjia has taken the opposite tack, with its parliament unanimously reject...

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Funny story: Biofuels Research in Canada

Biofuels Research in Canada

In a recent press conference, Canadian Pry Minister Justin Truedough briefly summarized efforts made by his country's scientists to mitigate greenhouse gas emissions: "We tried producing corn alcohol, but our Newfies drank up all of it before it could be added to our gasoline. Undeterred, our scientists turned to another crop which is being grown in massive quantities in our country." "Given...

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Funny story: Self-Driving Car Hits Moonwalking Pedestrian

Self-Driving Car Hits Moonwalking Pedestrian

A self-driving car has reportedly struck a moon-walking pedestrian this morning in San Francisco. Speaking on behalf of Testa Motors, Noel Skum stated that the computers in current self-driving cars have difficulty determining the direction of tr...

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Funny story: Nevada Brothels to Offer 50% Discount to Incels

Nevada Brothels to Offer 50% Discount to Incels

Young "incel" men, bitter and disillusioned by the discovery that they "can't get laid in a whorehouse", will soon be able to get laid for half price at any whorehouse in the state of Nevada, beginning this August. "We're doing this as a public se...

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Funny story: Trump-Kim Summit to Include Farting Contest

Trump-Kim Summit to Include Farting Contest

The summit meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un is apparently back on, after Dear Leader Kim acceded to one of President Trump's key demands. "I am only too happy to accept President Trump's challenge," announced the Dear Leader in a press...

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Funny story: NRA Demands Funding Cuts to Mental Hospitals

NRA Demands Funding Cuts to Mental Hospitals

In a televised appearance Friday morning, NRA spokestwit Dick Shuter demanded that the U.S. federal and state governments immediately stop funding psychiatric facilities across the country, and also stop supplying mental patients with free anti-psych...

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