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117 Year old woman gives birth to cat

Funny story: 117 Year old woman gives birth to cat

The world's oldest living person received quite a shock on July Fourth. Gladys Over knew something was wrong. She had been experiencing stomach cramps and irregular bowel movements for two months. A visit with her doctor revealed a large mass in...

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Apes Disappointed With Man

"We are not angered by zoo monkeys or even pet monkeys, what angers us is what the homo sapiens have done to our experiment," stated Bongo, the lead scientist of a human study group. "Had we known that this version of our experimental slave would have been so destructive and self centered, we probably would have stopped breeding them a few thousand years ago," he continued. Bon...

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Kerry will Debate...Kerry

Funny story: Kerry will Debate...Kerry

Tom Brokaw announced today that John Kerry will debate himself in three nationally televised events. The longtime anchorman believes this is a first in American politics and is very much needed.

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Chinese Swim Team Banned

Funny story: Chinese Swim Team Banned

Athens Greece.In a decision that suprised no one, the International Olympic Committee banned the Chinese Womens swim team for illegal substances and having fins.

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Shaq To Buy Coach K

Funny story: Shaq To Buy Coach K

Los Angeles Ca. An identified source, close to Shaq O'Neal, stated today that the superstar L.A. Lakers center has made a bid to buy Coach K personally. The Lakers front office has denied any knowledge of the purchase, and are not speaking to any...

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Wooden people to get real legs

Funny story: Wooden people to get real legs

Researchers in a small medical facility in Camden Maine announced today they have invented real legs and feet for wooden people.

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Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

Funny story: Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

An unidentified Middle-East source reports that John Kerry and Osama bin Laden are actually one and the same. "Don't be fooled by the size of Kerry's head; it is actually bin Laden with his turban under a life-like mask," stated one State official. "Because of Kerry's relative obscurity and lack of real personality, it was easy to pull this off," cited that same...

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Grass is not always greener

Funny story: Grass is not always greener

After eleven years of exhaustive research and one hundred billion dollars , the Center for Totally Inane Studies concluded today that the grass is not always greener on the other side . Scientist and part time clog dancer, Emil Polk , stated that every possible scenario was played out to conclude these findings . "We looked from our yard to the neighbors yard , the neighbor's yard to our...

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Murdered With Own Saliva

A man in Columbus Ohio was stopped by two teens this morning and was beaten to death. It seems the victim was leaving a twenty four hour bubble blowing contest on the city's east side when the two youths jumped out of a stolen 1963 Ethelbaker and...

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