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Pay To Play Into College And The White House

Funny story: Pay To Play Into College And The White House

Stop picking on Hollywood mothers with big smiles for trying to buy their kid into elite colleges. Indeed, it's painful enough for the mother to admit their kid is hopelessly slow. Why didn't they hire tutors to bridge the gap during high school?...

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Is The Devil In The White House?

Funny story: Is The Devil In The White House?

Is the devil living in the White House? Did the Damien character of The Omen film finally make it? The news media is quietly investigating whether The Omen prophecy has become a reality with Donald Trump as the grown-up Damien. Forget the Mueller inv...

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Forget Tax Returns, Find Trump’s School Grades And SAT Scores

Funny story: Forget Tax Returns, Find Trump’s School Grades And SAT Scores

While the press and Congress, (Democratic) have been demanding copies of Tump’s tax returns and financial records, nosey Spoof writers are more interested in Trump’s school grades while at grammar school, high school, and at both Fordham and Wharton.

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Trump and Kim Jong Un Both Pregnant

Funny story: Trump and Kim Jong Un Both Pregnant

Before cameras rolling, in full view of the world, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un shook hands, belly-bumped, and, through some catastrophic collision of the two jelly bellies, a Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square, and now both men are pregnant. And it...

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The Mueller Report Is Out

Funny story: The Mueller Report Is Out

The Mueller report is out, and The Spoof has a copy. Because of its publication, The Spoof will no longer be called Fake News. One of Special Counsel Mueller’s staff absentmindedly walked out of the office with a copy of the report stuck to his s...

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Should Trump Be Fired?

Funny story: Should Trump Be Fired?

Newscasters at roundtable discussions, (behind closed doors and far away from television cameras) are discussing whether Donald Trump should be removed from office and sent permanently to Mar-a-Lago. While emergencies come and go, Donald Trump is...

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An Oscar For Donald Trump?

Funny story: An Oscar For Donald Trump?

What? Isn't Donald Trump getting an Oscar for his presidential performance for the last two years? But he was so lovely to Putin, Kim Jung-un, the oligarchs, Julian Assange, Erdogan, and the Nazis. Trump failed to win the popular vote for a nomina...

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Trump Cages Children But Guns Are Safe

Funny story: Trump Cages Children But Guns Are Safe

According to the news, Trump says guns are safe. However, children ripped away from their mother's arms belong in cages for weeks or months. “I’m getting the word from lots and lots of children that they love being put in cages. It’s like their s...

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Kevin McCarthy Rolls Eyes Behind Trump

Funny story: Kevin McCarthy Rolls Eyes Behind Trump

Fox news isn’t talking about it, but the free press has been directing the viewers’ eye toward people standing behind Trump while Trump is giving one of his rambling, incoherent, pointless, monologues, with freebies thrown in, like: "lots of people a...

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Easier For Terrorists To Board Planes Than Walk Into United States

Funny story: Easier For Terrorists To Board Planes Than Walk Into United States

Taxpayers are all asking: Why is Trump making it easier for terrorists to board a plane than to walk into the United States? Inquiring minds need to know. Inquiring is sometimes spelled with an 'e' thanks to Trump pal, David Pecker. If terrorists, ISIS members, gangsters, drug dealers and “lots of other really bad people,” threaten the safety of the United States by crossing the border, shouldn’t...

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Goodbye Trump’s 2018

Funny story: Goodbye Trump’s 2018

Thanks, Putin. Thanks a whole lot for putting a noodle head into the White House to ridicule the notion of democracy, while attempting to unite the old Soviet Union and recreate its status as a superpower. That brand new hypersonic nuclear intercontinental glider you just added to your arsenal? It’s like overuse of Botox: spooky and get real. Thanks, but no thanks, Putin. Your plans are not going...

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Did Fraud Get Trump Into White House?

Funny story: Did Fraud Get Trump Into White House?

So, if Donald Trump and partner Mike Pence got into the White House through fraud, doesn’t that mean that they go straight out of the White House and into the jailhouse? Sure, after a trial and all that legal wrangling and finagling, unless they plea...

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Trump To Pardon Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince MBS

Funny story: Trump To Pardon Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince MBS

White House chief of staff John Kelly and Donald Trump are no longer speaking to one another. It's difficult to evaluate how this can produce a positive outcome toward world peace. Maybe it was for the accumulation of multiple factors or just the...

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Trump To Resign

Funny story: Trump To Resign

Trump to resign! He'll squeal to Mueller. Claimed he said, "Mueller's one great guy! He’s a man with real guts and good ideas. I love the guy. He also looks a lot like Gregory Peck.” Then added, “When Peck was alive. There's no truth to the rumor...

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The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

Funny story: The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

It has been revealed, by secret palace sources, that Queen Elizabeth II dislikes the word, shhhhh: pregnant. Not actually being pregnant, but just the word pregnant. The Queen has been pregnant four times. Her four children have been pregnant eig...

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The F-ing Moron Is President

Funny story: The F-ing Moron Is President

What’s the big hold up? More people voted for Hillary Clinton to be President of the United States than for the fat, dumb kid in the back of the classroom blowing spit-balls. No-one allows a drunkard to fly a 747 passenger plane off the tarmac, l...

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Trump Takes A Knee To Saudi Arabia

Funny story: Trump Takes A Knee To Saudi Arabia

Ignoring the intelligence findings of the CIA, Trump took a knee before Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud of Saudi Arabia, suggesting that American resident and Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi’s death was not ordered by the Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Lock him up. Lock him up. Read all about it: Trump sells US integrity to Saudi Arabia for thirty pieces of silver. Editor’s note:...

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Trump To Visit Military Troops At Border

Funny story: Trump To Visit Military Troops At Border

In a last-ditch effort to retain the House and Senate, Trump plans to visit the 15,000 US soldiers stationed at the Mexican border and wear a military uniform. Forget the MAGA cap, red tie, and fat man's overcoat; he will wear the General MacArthur c...

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