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How Much Will Trump Pay To Quash Le Pee Pee Video?

Funny story: How Much Will Trump Pay To Quash Le Pee Pee Video?

How much will Donald Trump, or his good friend and attorney, Michael Cohen, pay to quash the Donald Trump, Miss Universe, Moscow, Ritz-Carlton, Le Pee Pee video? Cohen was quoted saying: He'd jump out a window for Trump. “Huh?” Cohen asked, recen...

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Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Funny story: Putin Demands Trump Fire Mueller

Using the “back channel” line that bypassed US intelligence agencies and was suggested by son-in-law Jared Kushner, Vladimir Putin telephoned his friend at the White House from a Kremlin basement. “Ducky, you have to fire Mueller today. Mueller i...

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Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

Funny story: Stormy Daniels To Replace Hope Hicks At White House

It was announced over the White House loud speaker, that the president's Communication Director Hope Hicks was leaving her present position and would be replaced by Ms. Stormy Daniels. A two minute Melania scream was heard from the residence quar...

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Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

Funny story: Trump Giving Alaska Back To Russia For A Parade

To gain a more substantial toehold in the United States, (as though deciding the last election hadn’t been sufficient) Vladimir Putin generously suggested, that if Trump wanted to remain his good pal, as a gesture of friendship, he would return Alask...

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Impeachment Celebrations Set To Start

Funny story: Impeachment Celebrations Set To Start

Forget the Oscar parties. Oscar parties are yesterday. Impeachment celebrations are set to start, with catering companies taking orders from upscale delivery services by Caviar to Subway Sandwiches. While champagne will flow across the country like a...

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Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Named Proper President of United States

Seems that last year, Newsweek magazine published an essay by Harvard Professor Lawrence Lessig. You gotta believe Harvard. It ain't Trump University. Professor Lessig speculated, that if Robert Mueller found evidence of Russian interference in a...

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Class Act Roger Federer, And Then There's Trump

Funny story: Class Act Roger Federer, And Then There's Trump

Watching the Australian tennis final at 3:00 AM is easy if Roger Federer is playing. Only, he doesn't play. This is a fast speed chess game, using a tennis racket and a ball. He seldom fist pumps, never cry's to his coaching box for help, certainly d...

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Is Trump Really Donald Two Bricks From Queens?

Funny story: Is Trump Really Donald Two Bricks From Queens?

If, as written in the Michael Wolff book, Fire And Fury quoting Steve Bannon, that Ivanka Trump was as dumb as a brick, Donald Trump must be as dumb as two bricks. However, Donald Trump insists, "I'm like a smart person." Covfefe. What exactly...

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Big Bad Wolff At The White House

Funny story: Big Bad Wolff At The White House

While the big bad Wolff is at the White House blowing it down with his Fire and Fury book, Special Counselor Robert Mueller III, and the moving vans, are similarly, getting closer and closer, inching there way up the back driveway, to removing Donald...

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Don't Let Al Franken Resign

Funny story: Don't Let Al Franken Resign

Democrats are eating their own. Forcing Senator Al Franken out of elected office due to improprieties performed before becoming a Senator or during a USO tour, appears to be a knee-jerk reaction to Harvey Weinstein's repetitive predatory behavior. Cl...

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First Day Of Christmas, Trump Out Of White House

Funny story: First Day Of Christmas, Trump Out Of White House

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Trump out of the White House, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Trump out, Hillary in, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree. On the third...

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Yikes: The North Koreans Are Coming

Funny story: Yikes: The North Koreans Are Coming

The Koreans are coming. The Koreans are coming? It used to be: The Russians are coming. The Russians are coming. Who knew? One might as well say: The Canadians are coming. During his campaign, the guy from Queens used to rage that the Mexicans wer...

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Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election

Funny story: Putin Tells Trump He Didn't Mess With The 2016 Presidential Election

Vladimir Putin, former head of the KGB and present head of Russia and good friend of oligarchs making money hand over fist, confided in Donald Trump saying that he, Vladimir Putin, had nothing to do with rigging 2016 US Presidential Election. Whew...

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The Pussy Grabbing President

Funny story: The Pussy Grabbing President

Women are no longer sacred, says General Kelly. Women used to know their place. They were sacred. Their place was in the kitchen and cleaning house. The church said so, too. Women silently existed within those walls, finally diving hands first in...

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In Defense Of Harvey Weinstein

Funny story: In Defense Of Harvey Weinstein

Yes, Harvey Weinstein practiced some questionable office procedures during his successful film career at Miramax and The Weinstein company, but no one has described Harvey as an "F…ing moron" as Secretary of State (and top diplomat) Rex Tillerson is...

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Donald Trump Is Not A Bimbo

Funny story: Donald Trump Is Not A Bimbo

Just because he can't call an American Nazi a terrorist, or a white supremest a terrorist, the World International Society of Psychiatry and Stability, announced that they do not believe that Donald Trump's bone spurs, (the same bone spurs that secur...

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Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Funny story: Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Apparently, the Putin & Trump love affair is beginning to stink. Not like roses and lolly pops, but smell rich with suspicion. What could Trump owe Putin in dollars, real estate, votes, or pee videos, to make him appear oblivious to Putin's knock...

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Twin Donald Trump And Kim Jong Bookends

Funny story: Twin Donald Trump And Kim Jong Bookends

History will question, if there is a history, how this world's greatest super power got into a nuclear war with a third world country that reduced its citizens to famine, in pursuit of becoming a member of the nuclear club of nations. Simple: both...

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