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Democrats and Rachel Maddow insist Kim Jong Un appear before the Mueller Investigation Committee

Funny story: Democrats and Rachel Maddow insist Kim Jong Un appear before the Mueller Investigation Committee

Current dissatisfaction with Mr. Trump on his negotiations with North Korea has just taken a turn for the worse. It is now clear Mr. Kim must stand before the Mueller Investigation to answer questions. This is not a simple matter of a Trump To...

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Giuliani may be sent to Singapore on June 12 instead of Trump

Funny story: Giuliani may be sent to Singapore on June 12 instead of Trump

Breaking: Mr. Trump’s advisors are suggesting Mr. Rudy Giuliani may substitute for Mr. Trump at the upcoming June 12 meeting in Singapore. Why is not entirely clear, ranging from a cheeseburger that went down the wrong way, to a rumor Melania will...

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Kim Jong Un agrees to nightclub gig in Singapore to help offset expenses of upcoming summit

Funny story: Kim Jong Un agrees to nightclub gig in Singapore to help offset expenses of upcoming summit

Breaking: Mr. Kim Jong Un, President of North Korea, is working on ways to help defray expenses of the upcoming summit with US President Donald Trump. Mr. Kim’s bill at The Fullerton Hotel, “a magnificent neoclassical hotel,” according to The Wash...

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Libya model operetta featuring Pence on lead baritone and Bolton conducting choir and orchestra to open Thursday

Funny story: Libya model operetta featuring Pence on lead baritone and Bolton conducting choir and orchestra to open Thursday

The Metropolitan Opera House in New York City has announced that its new production, “The Libya Model and Beyond,” will open Thursday. Vice President Pence has been selected to lead a large cast, including talented voices from The New York Times,...

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Odors from Ecuador’s Embassy in London draw some concern

Funny story: Odors from Ecuador’s Embassy in London draw some concern

Surrounded by protesters and police keeping a close watch for any disturbance, Ecuador’s London embassy is subject to new investigations. That is, observers have noticed a certain odor that appears to be coming from this noble edifice, although fr...

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Bolton to pilot B-52 squadron over North Korea will parachute down to establish first American base north of the 38th parallel

Funny story: Bolton to pilot B-52 squadron over North Korea will parachute down to establish first American base north of the 38th parallel

National Security Advisor John Bolton has had his way over North Korea’s objections to the current “Maximum Thunder” joint exercises with South Korea. Mr. Bolton insists that scheduling the current exercises despite the North-South Koreas’ recent...

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Special Counsel Mueller caught in undercover work with Stormy Daniels denies prurient interest

Funny story: Special Counsel Mueller caught in undercover work with Stormy Daniels denies prurient interest

Interviewed by Sean Hannity of FOX News, Mr. Mueller insisted his session with Ms. Daniels was “entirely business, as part of the investigation.” Nevertheless, Mr. Hannity pursued the question of why Mr. Mueller had gone about his visit in this wa...

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White House confirms Bolton dropped into North Korea and returned by fishing trawler to USS Carl Vinson

Funny story: White House confirms Bolton dropped into North Korea and returned by fishing trawler to USS Carl Vinson

Wrapped in a shawl in disguise as a halmoni (Korean grandmother), Mr. Bolton has recently completed a tour of the Punggyerae test site. White House Chief of Staff General Kelly has confirmed Mr. Bolton was parachuted in the dead of night with dead...

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Trump meets Kim on his yacht in the East Sea surrounded by aircraft carriers

Funny story: Trump meets Kim on his yacht in the East Sea surrounded by aircraft carriers

Breaking: Following the recent triumphant meeting of Moon Jae-in and Kim Jong Un, leaders of South and North Korea, Mr. Trump has flown to Mr. Kim’s yacht in the East Sea for further negotiations. Mr. Trump is aboard Mr. Kim’s yacht, The Kim Il-Su...

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Looser Guccifer 2.0 reveals new DNC plans for upcoming midterm elections

Funny story: Looser Guccifer 2.0 reveals new DNC plans for upcoming midterm elections

Hacker Looser Guccifer 2.0, who two years ago revealed the extent of Mr. Trump’s collusion with Russia, has once again released an intelligence bulletin from inside the DNC. Background: In 2016, Looser Guccifer 2.0 indicated Mr. Trump’s intent...

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President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

Funny story: President Macron retaliates on a White House morning re dandruff on his shoulder

Breaking: That the immaculate Emmanuel Macron, President of France, would find a rejoinder to Mr. Trump goes without saying. The two are currently discussing the nuclear disarmament deal with Iran and whether to modify it or drop it. Review: A...

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Nikki Haley to be offered up as one of Mr. Trump’s options on the table

Funny story: Nikki Haley to be offered up as one of Mr. Trump’s options on the table

Following the triumph of his recent missile launch on Syria, President Trump has offered a new, magnanimous gesture to the world in his “pursuit of world peace.” Accompanied by a bevy of early morning tweets, Mr. Trump indicates that from his many...

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Valerie Thighborg allowed to visit Julian Assange using sign language only

Funny story: Valerie Thighborg allowed to visit Julian Assange using sign language only

The embassy where Mr. Assange has been sheltered since 2012 has been jamming his communications and has not allowed visitors. Until Ms. Thighborg’s arrival, that is. Ms. Thighborg first met Mr. Assange as an investigator with the Swedish prose...

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Raskolnikov contacted in Hades comments on Boris Johnson’s Easter Speech

Funny story: Raskolnikov contacted in Hades comments on Boris Johnson’s Easter Speech

Mr. Johnson’s Easter Speech and his reference to Dostoevsky has drawn considerable interest in Lower Bowel 4A Division, Continental Hades. (Wikipedia explains that "Lower Bowel" was originally "Lower Bower" and somehow changed over the course of t...

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Biden and Trump will begin 2020 presidential campaign with fisticuffs and other challenges

Funny story: Biden and Trump will begin 2020 presidential campaign with fisticuffs and other challenges

Last week Mr. Biden stated that as “a damn good athlete” he would be inclined to invite Mr. Trump out behind the high school gym—if they were still in high school. Mr. Trump immediately responded with Mr. Biden as “weak” in various ways and that i...

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Russia’s Maria Zakharova and the UK’s Boris Johnson meet for kick-box wrestling match at the Hague

Funny story: Russia’s Maria Zakharova and the UK’s Boris Johnson meet for kick-box wrestling match at the Hague

Press Secretary of the Russian Foreign Ministry Maria Zakharova has had her challenge to UK’s Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson accepted. Mr. Johnson and Ms. Zakharova went at it just last evening inside an ICC auditorium, standing room only. In...

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Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning

Funny story: Theresa May to use female wiles on Putin to get confession re Skripal poisoning

In a daring follow-up to the recent poisoning of Skripal and his daughter, the Prime Minister of England will not rest on mere accusations. Ms. May has asserted that either Russia is directly responsible for attacking the Skripals, or has somehow...

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White House confirms: Trump and Jong Un have ALREADY MET

Funny story: White House confirms: Trump and Jong Un have ALREADY MET

Breaking: In stunning development, The White House has disclosed that the first meeting took place in May, 2017. Experts believe this meeting set crucial tone affecting future relations. Repetition of ceremonial behaviors from that time not adv...

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Breaking news…

Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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