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Hackers expose bogus WaPo broadsheets as “supplemental expansion” of mainstream media propaganda ploy

Funny story: Hackers expose bogus WaPo broadsheets as “supplemental expansion” of mainstream media propaganda ploy

Responding to fake news WaPo editions currently circulating in Washington, the hacker group Dark Overbored has stepped forward once again. This time Dark Overbored argues the fake editions are the latest (hidden) establishment efforts to undo th...

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Pompeo starts up new line of clothing for diplomats and world leaders

Funny story: Pompeo starts up new line of clothing for diplomats and world leaders

Following a recent speech in Egypt claiming the US as “a force for good,” US Secretary of State, Mr. Mike Pompeo, has said he is proud to support a new line of clothing. This new line has already been recognized all over the globe for its glisteni...

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Hillary Clinton sidles up to Joe Biden in split dress to urge herself into VEEP position

Funny story: Hillary Clinton sidles up to Joe Biden in split dress to urge herself into VEEP position

Yesterday, flashing his big smile, Mr. Biden announced he is the only one who can defeat Mr. Trump in 2020. Given how his family needs him these days, he is reluctant, but he might just have to run to save The Nation. He would be happy not to,...

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Hacker leaks Bolton in front of his bathroom mirror addressing himself as “Mr. President”

Funny story: Hacker leaks Bolton in front of his bathroom mirror addressing himself as “Mr. President”

The hacker group Dark Overbored has come forward with leaks of new details on the Trump presidency. The suspicion that the presidency has secretly changed hands from Mr. Trump to Mr. Bolton is bolstered by these leaks. At issue specifically is...

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Second anniversary of “The Russians did it” leads to brawl in the newsroom

Funny story: Second anniversary of “The Russians did it” leads to brawl in the newsroom

Two years ago, on January 6, 2017, major intelligence agencies in the US announced “assessments” that the Russians had "interfered with" the 2016 election. These assessments bore the caveat they were only estimates, meaning they were guessing, but...

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Man farts in elevator; elevator breaks down

Funny story: Man farts in elevator; elevator breaks down

Already heralded as an omen for the new year, today’s incident in a major American city (anonymous in this report) has brought significant developments. That the elevator was also crowded has added to how to respond to the problem. Numerous que...

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The last adults in the room celebrate with beer party in Mattis basement

Funny story: The last adults in the room celebrate with beer party in Mattis basement

General Mattis’ resignation, December 21, has brought a hue and cry in the mainstream media that “the last adults in the room” have left the Trump administration. Accordingly, Mr. Trump is seen as the equivalent of a schoolboy wearing a cap with h...

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Trump consulting on who to appoint acting president while he takes a break

Funny story: Trump consulting on who to appoint acting president while he takes a break

According to Acting Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney, the list for who will become Acting President (APOTUS) is being carefully studied. Acting Secretary of Defense Patrick Shanahan is also being called in as advisor for the process. Mr. Trump has...

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Globus militaris interruptus wreaks tsunami-like havoc in Washington

Funny story: Globus militaris interruptus wreaks tsunami-like havoc in Washington

President Trump’s decision to withdraw from Syria and drawdown in Afghanistan, has the nation’s capitol in a near state of paralysis. Even FOX News has turned on the President with accusations he is “refounding ISIS.” A hullabaloo of protest ha...

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New White House parrot uses Alexa plus offers up foul-mouthed diatribes

Funny story: New White House parrot uses Alexa plus offers up foul-mouthed diatribes

Thanks to a generous parrot owner in London, the White House now has a new pet—the multi-talented Rocco, including his cursing. With a sigh, Marion Wischnewski, who previously rescued the parrot from a sanctuary where he was being expelled due to...

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Huawei exec Meng Wangzhou flees to Ecuador embassy in Vancouver

Funny story: Huawei exec Meng Wangzhou flees to Ecuador embassy in Vancouver

Reports indicate President Moreno of Ecuador, sitting at his desk, snapped his pencil on hearing of a new asylum seeker at an Ecuador embassy. He is rumored to have said: "At least she’s rich.” This time it’s Meng Wanzhou, 46, CFO of Chinese te...

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World leaders going incognito with disguise and voice modification in foreign countries

Funny story: World leaders going incognito with disguise and voice modification in foreign countries

Nervous over developments in the past few days regarding Mr. Trump’s sanctions, world leaders are taking unusual steps to avoid arrest when traveling abroad. Leading the way, Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada has recently traveled to Hong Kong, whe...

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“Smoking bone saw” mystery series begins on PBS

Funny story: “Smoking bone saw” mystery series begins on PBS

Inspired by Senator Graham’s response to a CIA briefing, a new TV series titled “The Smoking Bone Saw” is emerging on the Khashoggi problem. Senator Graham believes he was shown "a smoking bone saw," and has no doubts on who ordered the execution.

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British publications high on their own intestinal gases blur the news

Funny story: British publications high on their own intestinal gases blur the news

It is a known but largely secret fact that many people enjoy sampling their own intestinal gases when in convenient circumstances. Not surprising, this aspect of humanity has led to academic studies. Professor Federico Schmellini, Harvard Unive...

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Sex doll Marianna breaks hearts and declares independence

Funny story: Sex doll Marianna breaks hearts and declares independence

Robotic sex doll designers are moving ahead quickly with products that can think and feel emotions, as well as have sex. However, with increasing sensitivity, as when the dolls are programmed to “see sex as a resource,” they may cheat on their own...

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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama kick off 2020 campaign with Shakespeare on Broadway

Funny story: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama kick off 2020 campaign with Shakespeare on Broadway

Now starring in major roles for Shakespeare’s Anthony and Cleopatra, Ms. Clinton and Mr. Obama have already started in with the 2020 presidential election. The performance is bringing widespread global attention, especially due to several "steamy...

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Trump bromance with Putin hits the skids

Funny story: Trump bromance with Putin hits the skids

In Argentina for the annual G-20 conference, Mr. Trump is reported avoiding Mr. Putin after cancelling any official meeting between them. Analysts probing this response remind that in the 2016 campaign Mr. Trump had been enthusiastic about Mr. Put...

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Trump does Elvis Presley at his next rally

Funny story: Trump does Elvis Presley at his next rally

The day after last Monday’s appearance to aid a run-off for Mississippi’s Cindy Hyde-Smith, Mr. Trump followed with another special performance. This next rally featured the President in black threads, half-jacket with collar turned up, sunglasses...

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