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World leaders going incognito with disguise and voice modification in foreign countries

Funny story: World leaders going incognito with disguise and voice modification in foreign countries

Nervous over developments in the past few days regarding Mr. Trump’s sanctions, world leaders are taking unusual steps to avoid arrest when traveling abroad. Leading the way, Prime Minister Trudeau of Canada has recently traveled to Hong Kong, whe...

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“Smoking bone saw” mystery series begins on PBS

Funny story: “Smoking bone saw” mystery series begins on PBS

Inspired by Senator Graham’s response to a CIA briefing, a new TV series titled “The Smoking Bone Saw” is emerging on the Khashoggi problem. Senator Graham believes he was shown "a smoking bone saw," and has no doubts on who ordered the execution.

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British publications high on their own intestinal gases blur the news

Funny story: British publications high on their own intestinal gases blur the news

It is a known but largely secret fact that many people enjoy sampling their own intestinal gases when in convenient circumstances. Not surprising, this aspect of humanity has led to academic studies. Professor Federico Schmellini, Harvard Unive...

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Sex doll Marianna breaks hearts and declares independence

Funny story: Sex doll Marianna breaks hearts and declares independence

Robotic sex doll designers are moving ahead quickly with products that can think and feel emotions, as well as have sex. However, with increasing sensitivity, as when the dolls are programmed to “see sex as a resource,” they may cheat on their own...

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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama kick off 2020 campaign with Shakespeare on Broadway

Funny story: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama kick off 2020 campaign with Shakespeare on Broadway

Now starring in major roles for Shakespeare’s Anthony and Cleopatra, Ms. Clinton and Mr. Obama have already started in with the 2020 presidential election. The performance is bringing widespread global attention, especially due to several "steamy...

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Trump bromance with Putin hits the skids

Funny story: Trump bromance with Putin hits the skids

In Argentina for the annual G-20 conference, Mr. Trump is reported avoiding Mr. Putin after cancelling any official meeting between them. Analysts probing this response remind that in the 2016 campaign Mr. Trump had been enthusiastic about Mr. Put...

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Trump does Elvis Presley at his next rally

Funny story: Trump does Elvis Presley at his next rally

The day after last Monday’s appearance to aid a run-off for Mississippi’s Cindy Hyde-Smith, Mr. Trump followed with another special performance. This next rally featured the President in black threads, half-jacket with collar turned up, sunglasses...

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Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket

Funny story: Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket

Renowned blond tennis star, Eugenie Bouchard, is completely enjoying the sun and breezes at Richard Branson’s Necker Island. Currently underway, there is what is known as “the world’s sexiest tennis tournament.” On her second day on the island,...

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Kinder gentler tear gas has multi-purpose applications including unruly school children

Funny story: Kinder gentler tear gas has multi-purpose applications including unruly school children

With the caravan from Central America now at the border, a new policy features massive blasting of music and lyrics while tear gas is distributed. Paranoia strikes deep Into your life it will creep It starts when you’re always afraid Hey, wha...

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Trump gives thanks to himself plus explains MBS as victim of vicious world

Funny story: Trump gives thanks to himself plus explains MBS as victim of vicious world

As the race to the 2020 election begins, Mr. Trump finds himself high in the saddle of world politics, and his own opinion of himself. Yesterday at Thanksgiving in America, Mr. Trump indicated his gratitude to himself for his personal glory. “L...

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Elephant in the room sighs and relieves itself over wide expanses in the news studio

Funny story: Elephant in the room sighs and relieves itself over wide expanses in the news studio

Mr. Trump’s Tuesday morning response on the murder of Jamal Khashoggi has led to a special interview in Downtown Brown Studios, key rival to CNN. Downtown Brown’s news anchor Sterling Ballsworthy immediately confirmed the President’s position that...

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Mohammed Bin Salman dream recovered and routed to the FBI

Funny story: Mohammed Bin Salman dream recovered and routed to the FBI

Mr. Bin Salman’s dream was recovered via Google’s new app DreemSeen2.0—available only to those who can afford it, as with himself. The app downloads to expensive phones, requiring a plug-into-earhole function when sleeping. A surgically impla...

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White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

Funny story: White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

Mr. Trump and his staff are considering ways to bolster support toward re-election in 2020, following significant re-evaluation of the nation’s midterms. Despite Mr. Trump’s earlier claims of “victory,” increased ballot count shows continued Democ...

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Secret audio on White House bed post alarms staff and brings in Bob Woodward

Funny story: Secret audio on White House bed post alarms staff and brings in Bob Woodward

Breaking: Discovery of a secret audio listening post in the Trump master bedroom at The White House has brought suspicion Mr. Erdogan, President of Turkey, may be behind the scheme. The FBI is investigating, and The Washington Post’s classic newsh...

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Bolton to be shot out of a cannon over the Middle East

Funny story: Bolton to be shot out of a cannon over the Middle East

According to inside analysts, Mr. John Bolton, National Security Advisor, is steadily advancing toward November, 2024. “If there’s one thing we do like it’s a good war,” is commonly expressed by Mr. Bolton and his group at barbecues and gab sessio...

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Trump signs executive order re tumult and disrespect to The President

Funny story: Trump signs executive order re tumult and disrespect to The President

In the wake of this week’s rowdy press conference, President Trump has signed his latest executive order. This directive indicates: “The President should have all the due respect and honor of a monarch, as in other countries such as England.” P...

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Trump consulting on Dignity at The Press Conference following yesterday’s fiasco

Funny story: Trump consulting on Dignity at The Press Conference following yesterday’s fiasco

Today President Trump has emerged several times from a private office at the White House to attend a water cooler nearby. He then returns to this office, and sounds through the door indicate energetic discussion plus (possibly) furniture thrown.

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Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

Funny story: Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

A wave of news yesterday that Mr. Assange is under new danger has brought urgency to finally resolving his case. Mr. Assange’s mouth, as happened with Mr. Khashoggi, has become “far too dangerous for the ordinary person’s understanding of the new...

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