The President is rumored to be annoyed at Ms. Nuland's recent reference to Mr. Zelensky. "It makes us look whack-o," he supposedly said. However, spokespersons from Ms. Nuland's office have vociferously emphasized that the use of "twisted" in M…
Hollywood has been quick to grasp recent information from US Intelligence that a small yacht carrying six people is responsible for the Nordstream pipeline disaster. Not yet confirmed, the account indicates a group of rogue Ukrainians and Russians…
The cunning of man (and women?) is limitless, we must conclude at this point in time. As we know all too well, a recent analysis by the American journalist Seymour Hersh claims that it was the USA, aided by Norway, that blew up the Nord Stream pip…
Mr. Zelensky himself has added the trip will do him a world of good since he is tired of merely talking all the time. Secretary of State Blinken meanwhile has received strong support for this idea from President Joe Biden and his special advisor V…
Packers CEO Mark H. Murphy has said he is greatly attracted to the idea of a darkness retreat in Oregon. This following his star QB Aaron Rodgers' showing the way into a small cabin (at 300 square feet with queen sized bed) dug into a mountain.
It has now been confirmed that Boris Johnson will offer a musical rendition of Ms. Nuland's latest poem, which is already on the docket for a literary prize, possibly the Nobel. Key phrasing in the poem comes from Ms. Nuland's remark following the…
As reported by NBC Sports News, Mr. Rodgers will enter solitary confinement on Monday to assist him with important decisions he needs to make. Mr. Brady has expressed admiration for this manner of responding to quandaries affecting life's course.
For the second time in a week, the US Air Force has shot down an intruder into the sovereign skies of the country. The Air Force used an F-22 and a Sidewinder missile for this action, and, according to the President, the UFO was shot down “out of…
Directly following today's House Resolution condemning China for use of a surveillance balloon over the USA, Secretary of State Blinken has proposed an alternative way forward. The resolution includes that the Chinese action was “a brazen violati…
A resolution introduced by Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.) to honor Ukraine's president Volodomyr Zelensky will be delayed at this time. The idea was to establish a bust of Mr. Zelensky's head, mounted in a “suitable, permanent location” at the House of…
The prime ministers of Britain and Canada insist that taking off their shirts to bare muscled and hairy chests was only a joke at a recent meeting. Mr. Putin, meanwhile, has suggested he be photographed bare-chested and flexing his right bicep whi…
The elephant in the newsroom had been experiencing sighs and hand wringing prior to dramatic developments with his internal organs. Precipitating, according to witnesses, was the report from a news investigator that a juror in the trial had stated…
According to Elon Musk spokespersons, he has a nose for opportunities. Not satisfied with merely the purchase of Twitter, he is now moving the goal posts toward additional targets for his billionaire appetite. He would take the CEO role for var…
Mr. Biden's current pronouncement that "Putin must go" has brought an almost immediate response from US intelligence. Laying out whoever "must go" has of course been a noble sentiment from far back in political discourse, including as applied to M…
Mr. Rogan's recent problems have once again stirred the rumor mill inside the Washington Beltway. The Brits are cooperating with a request to extradite Rogan to the UK and shut off his apologies for being crude in his broadcasts. Having deliver…
With rumors of QB Aaron Rodgers leaving the Green Bay Packers, Mr. Fauci has once again made an appearance. Aaron Rodgers is insisting that he will not go to another team, such as the Denver Broncos, without trusted receivers at his side. These…
Adventurer, patriot, intrepid billionaire, Bill Gates is no stranger to the American public. Here indeed is a man with vision, who gave us Microsoft and Windows. And who at Event 201 in 2019 foresaw the pandemic to come with remarkable accuracy, i…
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