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Judge Kavanaugh accused of expanding the classic “4 F’s” to “6 F’s”

Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh accused of expanding the classic “4 F’s” to “6 F’s”

Mr. Kavanaugh’s troubles continue to mount as this week new accusations have surfaced from a) a new female accuser and b) Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti. Mr. Avenatti, who also aspires to candidacy in the 2020 presidential election, claim...

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Sex doll brothel laundering jobs boost US employment

Funny story: Sex doll brothel laundering jobs boost US employment

A new industry has arisen to aid the nation’s unemployed, under-employed, and full-time employed who have only three part-time jobs. At this time, machine laundering in the sex doll brothel movement has not sufficiently developed, and humans are...

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Kavanaugh, Ford and others to undergo “I don’t remember” testing analysis re bio records at under twenty something

Funny story: Kavanaugh, Ford and others to undergo “I don’t remember” testing analysis re bio records at under twenty something

Chairman of the Judiciary Committee, Senator Grassley of Iowa, announced today that additional to testimony next week in the Kavanaugh affair, special memory testing procedures have been initiated. Not the same as lie detector testing, the new mem...

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Stormy Daniels on the President’s appendage in exclusive interview

Funny story: Stormy Daniels on the President’s appendage in exclusive interview

Investigators were able to speak to Ms. Daniels yesterday on revelations that may play a vital role in the upcoming midterm elections. That is,Ms. Daniels has declared there is some abnormality in the President’s physiology, possibly indicating he...

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Trump initiates lie detector testing plus water treatment in White House basement

Funny story: Trump initiates lie detector testing plus water treatment in White House basement

President Trump is aware that previous presidents, as with Mr. Obama, have used lie detector testing on staff. The President has also been in contact with newly appointed head of the CIA, Gina Haspel, on water boarding, as needed, in search of the...

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New York Times runs interview with anonymous op-ed author wearing mask in dark underground cellar

Funny story: New York Times runs interview with anonymous op-ed author wearing mask in dark underground cellar

Hard on the heels of Bob Woodward’s book Fear in the White House, the nation has once again been startled by insider views attacking the Trump administration. Echoing Woodward’s charges of incompetence, an anonymous op-ed appeared yesterday in The...

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WFFC reviews collusion blues and tap dance show with Skripal Chorale for the 2018 midterms

Funny story: WFFC reviews collusion blues and tap dance show with Skripal Chorale for the 2018 midterms

WFFC (World Federation of Fed Up Citizens) reps have come forward to evaluate the current roadshow out of Washington: “The Collusion Blues Festival.” This performance has been touring the globe on the theme Trump is controlled by Vladimir Putin, w...

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V-Beer takes off, warehouses bursting and a month’s delay on orders

Funny story: V-Beer takes off, warehouses bursting and a month’s delay on orders

The latest in 'tempting the taste buds' from the brewery department is now taking the country by storm--plus sweeping out across the globe. Take a look at the label of the next bottle of brew you purchase, with the comely maidens all over the labe...

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Mueller to indict Republican Party at large as colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 election

Funny story: Mueller to indict Republican Party at large as colluding with Russia to steal the 2016 election

Special counsel Robert Mueller is reported close to another indictment—of the entire Republican Party as well as Mr. Trump. The indictment will name every verifiable Republican-associated official and party representative in 2016. Republican v...

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WFFC reports Trump and Rouhani to square off in the desert Bolton and Pompeo in the corner

Funny story: WFFC reports Trump and Rouhani to square off in the desert Bolton and Pompeo in the corner

Following recommendations of the WFFC, which allies itself with the UN and the ICC, the leaders of these two disputing countries, Mr. Trump of the US, and Mr. Rouhani of Iran, have decided on personal resolution. The WFFC (World Federation of Fed...

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Brennan admitted to Age Reversal Clinic with pink uniforms and teddy bears

Funny story: Brennan admitted to Age Reversal Clinic with pink uniforms and teddy bears

Pioneered by Oscar J. Rankle some years ago, Age Reversal Therapy (ART) has developed a pivot switch in the human brain to reverse the aging process. Politics, biology, and cerebral engineering thus come together at this important time in America.

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Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic

Funny story: Comey diagnosed with NDCR syndrome as doctors warn of new virus and spreading epidemic

Former Director of the FBI James Comey has been hospitalized and isolated in a special care facility in Washington, D.C. He is diagnosed with a severe outbreak of the new virus NDCR, particularly virulent this summer. This facility remains cla...

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Indictments of 12 Russians = ham on rye plus gooseberry cream pie and deep chocolate latte

Funny story: Indictments of 12 Russians = ham on rye plus gooseberry cream pie and deep chocolate latte

"A grand jury can indict a ham sandwich" has once again emerged to dominate American politics. Last Friday, Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, acting for Mr. Mueller’s investigation, indicted twelve Russians as suspects in the Russian collusi...

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Strzok and democrats at congressional hearings see Russians here, there, and everywhere

Funny story: Strzok and democrats at congressional hearings see Russians here, there, and everywhere

Grilled by a Congressional Committee on possible bias toward President Trump, FBI agent Peter Strzok has suggested the Russians, again, are the benefactors. Various newscasters in the mainstream media, apart from FOX News, are ready to carry this...

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Rosenstein and Gowdy get down to it in girlie bar but withhold fisticuffs

Funny story: Rosenstein and Gowdy get down to it in girlie bar but withhold fisticuffs

Fresh from exchanges on the floor of Congress, last night Representative Trey Gowdy (R-SC) and Attorney General Rod Rosenstein further mixed it up at a watering hole in the back streets of Washington D.C. The two met by accident at "Hooters With M...

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Democrats and Rachel Maddow insist Kim Jong Un appear before the Mueller Investigation Committee

Funny story: Democrats and Rachel Maddow insist Kim Jong Un appear before the Mueller Investigation Committee

Current dissatisfaction with Mr. Trump on his negotiations with North Korea has just taken a turn for the worse. It is now clear Mr. Kim must stand before the Mueller Investigation to answer questions. This is not a simple matter of a Trump To...

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Giuliani may be sent to Singapore on June 12 instead of Trump

Funny story: Giuliani may be sent to Singapore on June 12 instead of Trump

Breaking: Mr. Trump’s advisors are suggesting Mr. Rudy Giuliani may substitute for Mr. Trump at the upcoming June 12 meeting in Singapore. Why is not entirely clear, ranging from a cheeseburger that went down the wrong way, to a rumor Melania will...

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Kim Jong Un agrees to nightclub gig in Singapore to help offset expenses of upcoming summit

Funny story: Kim Jong Un agrees to nightclub gig in Singapore to help offset expenses of upcoming summit

Breaking: Mr. Kim Jong Un, President of North Korea, is working on ways to help defray expenses of the upcoming summit with US President Donald Trump. Mr. Kim’s bill at The Fullerton Hotel, “a magnificent neoclassical hotel,” according to The Wash...

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Breaking news…

Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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