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Desiree Washington tells a lie

Funny story: Desiree Washington tells a lie

The newest episode of Desire Washington accusing a foster farm chicken has recently been surrounded in controversy due to the fighting will of the chicken who was falsely accused. The chicken was accused of forcing Desire Washington to sit on an...

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Britney Spears and Justin Bieber tell the truth

Funny story: Britney Spears and Justin Bieber tell the truth

New York- At a news conference Britney Spears and Justin Bieber spoke to reporters to explain their interest in Astronomy. After listening to a discussion given by Steven Hawking about particle theory and life in the universe both Spears and Bie...

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Lesbians love to lie

Funny story: Lesbians love to lie

A New Jersey waitress who received thousands of dollars in gratuities after claiming she received a provocative note in lieu of a tip has been let go by the restaurant at which she worked. Lindsay Lang DeBuono, a 22-year-old former Butch Military...

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Susan Boyle has a boyfriend

Funny story: Susan Boyle has a boyfriend

LONDON (TS!) - Singer Susan Boyle says she has been diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome, a form of autism which has caused her to scare away men. Boyle told the Observer newspaper that she saw a specialist a year ago, who told her she had Asperger'...

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Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Funny story: Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Susan Boyle has never been able to copulate with a man and after visiting the doctor she was told why. She was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome which prevents her from becoming sexually aggressive with men. The diseases is a mild form of autism...

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Farmer Inutile Germanotta shows his heritage

Funny story: Farmer Inutile Germanotta shows his heritage

In a scene right out of the film "Hannibal," a still-breathing Italian villager was fed to pigs by a frugal Italian farmer named Inutile Germanotta. Germanotta who couldn't afford pig feed, developed an innovative method to increase his profits an...

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Lindsay Lohan marries mail order bride

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan marries mail order bride

Lindsay Lohan marries long time girlfriend Jennifer Lawrence of Jamaica in a picture-perfect wedding that took place in Hawaii on the magical Isle of Maui. The couple met on an online marriage agency. Shortly before the wedding, Lohan stepped out...

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Britney Spears is in the dog house

Funny story: Britney Spears is in the dog house

Britney Spears is in the doghouse with a pet rescue agency after giving a pooch away to her friend Elton John. The singing diva adopted Iggy, a French Terrier mix, on Dec. 3d. But after three years, things didn't work out. Spears then gave the do...

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Britney Spears is a champion for kids

Funny story: Britney Spears is a champion for kids

California - Britney Spears is advising parents to leave their children in hospitals, fire stations, police stations and emergency medical facilities instead of harming their babies. Spears tells parent's that their worst enemy wants them to leave...

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Britney Spears is accused of stalking Chicken Boy

Funny story: Britney Spears is accused of stalking Chicken Boy

Britney Spears, the daughter of famous singer Calamity Spears has been convicted of stalking the famous Chicken Boy of New York City. Chicken Boy made himself famous by dancing, singing, and telling comedy while standing in front of the KFC restau...

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Lady Gaga goes to war against Los Zetas

Funny story: Lady Gaga goes to war against Los Zetas

The singer Lady Gaga has announced that she is at war with Los Zetas, the drug cartel in Mexico. She went to fight in the front lines of the border battle against the most dangerous drug gang in the world. It's being reported that Lady Gaga used...

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Zac Efron's relationship goes afoul

Funny story: Zac Efron's relationship goes afoul

Zac Efron is not married, yet his break up with his girlfriend is just as disastrous as Michael Jordan's divorce to Juanita Jordan. Micheal payed Juanita a whopping $168 million dollars, which at the time made it the largest public-record divorce set...

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Lindsay Lohan picks up lesbian hustler

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan picks up lesbian hustler

It's very strange that a day goes by without someone catching Lindsay Lohan doing something odd, and today is no different. It's rumored that Lohan is not only off drugs, but she is also dating a homeless lesbian who used to turn tricks for other wom...

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Lady Gaga wiped out by Girls' Generation

Funny story: Lady Gaga wiped out by Girls' Generation

The Monster Queen was left out in the cold along with the crickets when the South Korean girls group "Girls' Generation" beat her to win the top award for video of the year at the inaugural YouTube Music Awards. Fans in America got tired of Lady G...

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Lady Gaga channels Bailey J Granger for Halloween

Funny story: Lady Gaga channels Bailey J Granger for Halloween

Singer Lady Gaga imitated transsexual Bailey J Granger 's signature pink hair and white dress appearance for this year's Halloween celebration. 'I don't normally wear things that are this sexy. But when you're dressed as Bailey J Granger I guess...

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Lady Gaga says she wants a younger woman

Funny story: Lady Gaga says she wants a younger woman

It has only just been reported that Lady Gaga the Italian Stallion has been dating a young lady. Putting an end to the speculation, she was photographed holding the hand of a very, young female. Lady Gaga said in a statement to F! News: "I am da...

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Lady Gaga has unusual taste

Funny story: Lady Gaga has unusual taste

In a story that is horrifying both because of its content and the media coverage that has followed in its aftermath, Lady Gaga was seen engaging in bizarre behavior to satisfy her unusual taste. She was caught outside a middle school in New York...

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Britney Spears has a new stalker that's unusual

Funny story: Britney Spears has a new stalker that's unusual

Britney Spears' new stalker has been sending her old fruit cakes in the mail, it has been claimed. The troubled singer who looks 50 has also been receiving "old dentures and used slippers" along with the old fruit cakes. She has reportedly asked t...

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